Friday, September 17th 2010

4:00am
Movie: "Johnny Mnemonic" (1995)
Keeanu Reeves
A data courier, carrying a data package literally inside his head too large to hold for long, must deliver it before he dies from it.

5:40am
short: "Death on the Highway" (1971)
Following in the bloody footsteps of the auto-accident documentaries produced by Highway Safety Films (HSF) of Ohio, with their color footage of mangled accident victims, came a number of independently produced imitators seeking to outdo the HSF product for grue and shock value. Of these, DEATH ON THE HIGHWAY a/k/a/ RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE is probably the most infamous (and sought-after), produced by the "Suicide Club" (Dean Robinson, who also narrates). The main difference between Robinson's film and those of HSF is that, while the HSF offerings consist solely of movie footage of accident scenes, DEATH ON THE HIGHWAY is composed largely of still photos retouched with red ink to underline the gruesomeness. Offered for our inspection: charred corpses scraped from burned cars, a young man cut in half, a young woman with both arms and the top of her head sheared away, and the grand finale: two young children with their arms torn off, pictured first at the accident scene and later side-by-side on a mortuary slab.

6:00am
Movie: "Hackers" (1995)
Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie

8:00am
The A-Team 1.06 - "Black Day at Bad Rock" (1983)

9:00am
Family Feud

9:30am
Jokers Wild

10:00am
Compilation: 2009 World Air Hockey Championships

11:00am
Medicine Ball 1.01 - "Pilot" (1995)

noon
Medicine Ball 1.02 - "Wizard of Bras" (1995)

1:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.03 - "Life's Ebola Cherries" (1995)

2:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.04 - "Heart and Sole" (1995)

3:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.05 - "Smoke Gets in Your Thighs" (1995)

4:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.06 - "Sex, Lies and Adhesive Tape" (1995)

5:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.07 - "Hot Lips and Major Burns" (1995)

6:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.08 - "Blind Man's Bluff" (1995)

7:00pm
Medicine Ball 1.09 - "Night of the I Wanna" (1995)

8:00pm
Movie: "Pirate Radio" (2009) (aka The Boat That Rocked)
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy
A period comedy about an illegal radio station in the North Sea in the 1960s.

10:00pm
Movie: "Halloween" (2007)
Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton
After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution (where he was committed as a 10 year old) and he immediately returns to Haddonfield, where he wants to find his baby sister, Laurie. Anyone who crosses his path is in mortal danger.

midnight
Movie: "Pirate Radio" (2009) (aka The Boat That Rocked)
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Bill Nighy
A period comedy about an illegal radio station in the North Sea in the 1960s.


YOU TUBE

2:00am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L89QYUVMdRU&feature=popular
"Office Douche Bag 6: The Revenge"

2:06am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6fwq8czfyk&feature=channel
"The IT Guy"

2:12am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhNW3Ud_Hjo&feature=related
"Jimmy Buffet When The Coast is Clear"

2:16am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6QnABd_CZ8
"The Origin of Elvira"

2:19am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MESRnjsNEtA&feature=related
"Elvira, Mistress of the Dark Vhs Featurette"

2:25am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNPBKF7UyiU
"Milt Stegall - The Day After the Catch"

2:29am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC4wMWNu8xM
"Europe - Danger on the Track"

2:33am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U70KcavqYsc
"My Drunken Dad Stealing A Shitload of Gas"

2:37am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y50k2sAXaRo
"The Best of Pollock and Pollock Gossip Show #1"

2:44am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXnO32NpHI8&feature=related
"The Best of Pollock and Pollock Gossip Show #2"

2:51am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0iFb63bXqg
VPW13 - Star Trek Winnipeg: Episode 1 (1980, Part 1)

3:01am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cUu9uDxSw
VPW13 - Star Trek Winnipeg: Episode 1 (1980, Part 2)

3:11am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOc5zmyxs2w
VPW13 - Star Trek Winnipeg: Episode 1 (1980, Part 3)

3:21am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVg2dQBi-wU&feature=related
Funny TV Bloopers 2

3:27am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk&feature=related
Matt Damon rips Sarah Palin

3:29am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fk6943GcI
Aussie/Ozzy Fudd The Rabbit Slayer (Kill Da Wabbit)

3:33am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylZmPciCyIw
Goalie in Training (Steve Carrell)

3:35am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfXCYIUJcNg&feature=related
Goalie Fights

3:40am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kq-Kv05kpg
Bikini Beach Party

3:43am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNrekw0ipgQ&feature=related
At My Pool in My Bikini

3:53am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVt7yCfg-lA&feature=popular
Halo Reach: Slayer DMR's Perfection Match

4:00am