Monday, May 30th 2011

6:00am
Chuck 4.21 - "Chuck Versus the Wedding Planner"


7:00am
Chuck 4.23 - "Chuck Versus the Last Details"


8:00am
M*A*S*H  5.12 - "Exorcism" (1976)


8:30am
Gene Simmons Family Jewels - "Gene's Evil Twin" (2010)


9:00am
Movie: "Bowling For Columbine" (2002)
Michael Moore

11:00am
French Open Round of 16
May 29th 2011
Roger Federer defeated Stanislas Wawrinka 6-3, 6-2, 7-5

1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.13 - "Justice" (2005)
Season Finale
Tommy copes with a tragedy. Jerry must decide what to do when his wife's condition worsens. Sean has a crisis of faith. Lou learns some shocking facts about Candy. And the crew responds to a multi-level building fire with people trapped inside.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 2.04 - "Everybody's A Fag" (2007)
After playing goal in an alternative lifestyle league, Lance finds he is questioning his own plans for the future.



2:30pm
South Park 1.12 - "Mecha-Streisand" (1998)
Mr. Garrison takes his class on an archaeological dig for arrowheads. Cartman finds a mysterious triangle and the kids get on TV about this important discovery, which captures the attention of Leonard Maltin. He comes to South Park to warn about Barbra Streisand's desire to get the triangle. Barbra Streisand comes to South Park and tries to get the triangle from the kids. Barbra finally get the other triangle and becomes Mecha-Streisand, wreaking havoc upon the town. Maltin tells Chef to call Robert Smith of The Cure to come to the rescue.



3:00pm
The Border 3.11 - "Credible Threat" (2010)
Kessler and Carver scramble to stop an assassination attempt of the visiting American president.


4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.08 - "Popular Forces" (1989)
Anderson, Johnson and Ruiz train four South Vietnamese recruits whose inexperience poses problems.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.20 - "Mummy Talks" (1985)
When a graduate student in Egyptology finds an unreported mummy in the museum basement that she believes is Pharaoh Akhenaton. She hires Rick and A.J. to help her figure out what is going on.



6:00pm
Riptide 2.12 - "Prisoner of War" (1985)
Nick and his girlfriend, while returning from a date, witness an accident in which a young serviceman is fatally hit by a car.



7:00pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.03 - "Les on A Ledge" (1978)
Les' reputation, and ability to conduct locker room interviews, is on the line when a baseball player accuses him of being gay. So he takes to walking the ledge of the Flimm Building.



7:30pm
Welcome Back Kotter 1.03 - "Welcome Back (Pilot)" (1975)
Gabe Kotter wakes up in the morning ready to start his first day as a teacher at his alma mater, James Buchanan high school. When he arrives, Vice Principle Woodman assigns Kotter to teach the remedial class of school misfits known as the Sweathogs - the class that Kotter was a part of as a student. Gabe prepares to teach the notoriously difficult class and is introduced to the four ringleaders: clueless skirtchaser Vinnie Barbarino, tough guy Juan Epstein, basketball star Freddie Washington and awkward and shy Arnold Horshack. Kotter applies some unconventional teaching methods, but the class turns into a disaster and Kotter quits. When Kotter gets home, he and his wife, Julie, get a visit from the Sweathogs who say that he's the only teacher who has cared enough to really try to teach them, and they ask him to come back and try again. In the end, Kotter decides to return to work.



8:00pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

8:30pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

9:00pm
Law & Order: Los Angeles 1.18 - "Plummer Park" (2011)
Detectives Winters and Jaruszalski investigate a botched kidnapping, which becomes complicated when they discover another crime. Unfortunately, this dilemma leaves Dekker with a ticking clock as ICE threatens to extradite witnesses who are key to his case.



10:00pm
Movie: "Green Zone" (2010)
Matt Damon, Jason Isaacs
Discovering covert and faulty intelligence causes a U.S. Army officer to go rogue as he hunts for Weapons of Mass Destruction in an unstable region.

midnight
Midnight Caller 3.14 - "Play Blotto...and Die" (1991)
A former snitch seeks Jack's help in collecting his lotto winnings. He's in the witness protection program, and he's not a very popular citizen in San Francisco! When Jack isn't successful, the would-be millionaire approaches various familiar faces to attempt to retrieve the prize.



1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.09 - "Slaves" (1997)
Michael tries to convict a Chinese mobster of running an Asian prostitution ring, but complications arise when one of the enslaved girls is killed, and another risks deportation if she agrees to testify against her boss.



2:00am
classic NHL Hockey
May 26th 1988
Boston Bruins  3  @  6  Edmonton Oilers
[Edm wins Stanley Cup 4-0]

4:00am
TV by the Numbers 1.02 - "May 30th 2011)
NBA and NHL Finals, NYC Housewives, Fringe, Soap Opera futures, May Sweeps finals, True Blood, Cable news ratings, Jay Leno & Jimmy Fallon.

4:30am
WCW Monday Nitro
January 8th, 1996 (edited for time)
Chris Benoit defeated Alex Wright...Eddy Guerrero defeated Steven Regal...Sting defeated Diamond Dallas Page by submission...Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage defeated World Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair, and Arn Anderson.


6:00am

Programming Note

With several shows finishing their runs on Abaza TV over the next couple of days, look for the daytime weekday "regular" schedule to shift to the following;

noon
The White Shadow  (7 more episodes remain, and then this time slot will be removed from the regular schedule)

1:00pm
Resuce Me is done and will be replaced by Miami Vice

2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie and South Park's runs are almost complete and will be replaced by Knight Rider

3:00pm
The Border's run is almost complete and will be replaced by Traders

4:00pm
Tour of Duty (continues)

5:00pm
Simon and Simon (continues)

6:00pm
Riptide (continues)

7:00pm
WKRP in Cincinnati (continues)

7:30pm
Welcome Back Kotter (continues)

Sunday, May 29th 2011

6:00am
Audio Read
Make Your Own Rules - Wayne Rogers

10:00am
Video Casey Kasam's Top 40
#25 Slade - Run Runaway (1984)
#24 Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl (1981)
#23 Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy (1986)
#22 Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind (1980)
#21 Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love (1986)
#20 The Outfield - Your Love (1986)
#19 REO Speedwagon - One Lonely Night (1985)
#18 Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark (1984)
#17 Def Leppard - Photograph (1983)
#16 George Harrison - All Those Years Ago (1981)
#15 Billy Joel - The Longest Time (1984)
#14 Brass in Pocket - Pretenders (1980)
#13 Madonna - Crazy For You (1985)
#12 Neil Diamond - America (1981)
#11 Genesis - In Too Deep (1987)
#10 Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive (1987)
#9 Laura Branigan - Solitaire (1983)
#8 Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better (1985)
#7 Phil Collins - Against All Odds (1984)
#6 Sade - Smooth Operator (1986)
#5 Bill Conti - Gonna Fly Now (1977)
#4 Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget About Me) (1985)
#3 Men At Work - Overkill (1983)
#2 Madonna - Live To Tell (1986)
#1 U2 - With Or Without You (1987)

noon
2011 Sudirman Cup Badminton
May 28th 2011
Qingdao, China
Semi-Final
China  3  v  1  Korea

2:00pm
2011 Sudirman Cup Badminton
May 28th 2011
Qingdao, China
Semi-Final
Denmark 3 v 1 Indonesia

4:00pm
French Open Round of 16
May 29th 2011
Roger Federer defeated Stanislas Wawrinka 6-3, 6-2, 7-5

6:00pm
French Open Round of 16
May 29th 2011
Novak Djokovic defeated Richard Gasquet 6-4, 6-4, 6-2
8:00pm
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 5.16 - "Love Thy Neighbor" (2010)

8:30pm
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 5.10 - "Gene the Croc Hunter" (2010)

9:00pm
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 3.06 - "Swinging Gene" (2008)

9:30pm
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 3.11 - "Ladies of the Night"  (2008)

10:00pm
Breakout Kings 1.13 - "Where in the World is Carmen Vega" (2011)
During her son's funeral, Carmen Vega a vicious drugs queen-pin makes a violent and lethal escape. Her plan is to get the cartel back in order and eventually enthrone her surviving son, Cesar. She will stop at nothing to do this even killing members of her own family and gang. The Breakout Kings smell a rat however when they always seem to be one step behind their prey and things go from bad to worse when they realise that they must capture Carmen, not only to ensure their month off their sentence but also because she is responsible for the kidnap of Shea's girlfriend.


11:00pm
Abaza TV - 2010-2011 All NHL Team (R)



midnight
American Pro Wrestling (R)
May 28th 2011

2:00am
2011 Sudirman Cup Badminton
May 29th 2011
Qingdao, China
Final
China 3 v 0 Denmark

4:00am
NHL Hockey Playoffs

May 27th 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning 0 @ 1 Boston Bruins

6:00am

Saturday, May 28th 2011

7:00am
The A-Team 2.04 - "Bad Time on The Border" (1983)
BA finds a girl lost in L.A. so he decides to help her. Hannibal goes undercover as an illegal alien when the A-Team is asked to find a sick woman who was apparently left behind by alien smugglers.


8:00am
Power Play 1.13 - "Waked At The Forum" (1999)
Season Finale
Colleen forces Brett to resign after she finds out what he's been up to, leaving Harry Strand as general manager of the team. Brett decides to leave town, but on his way out he has a vision. Duff's condition continues to worsen.


9:00am
Dukes of Hazzard 4.15 - "The Sound of Music - Hazzard Style" (1982)
Boss is excited about the Mickey Gilley charity concert at Hazzard Square. Not because of the music, but because of profit. He is working with record pirates who are making illegal recordings of the concert. However, when confronted by the FBI, they getaway in the General Lee framing Bo and Luke.

10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
May 28th 2011
Hour #1
Gregor Wynn & Ivan defeated Moses Luke & Donnie DiCaprio
**contract signing for next week; champion v champion; Uriah v Jody Christmas
Non-title; Amy Bates defeated Grindhouse Barbie
Rulon Gardner defeated JD McKay
Raymond Bingham defeated Jack Hasse
Hour #2
Annie Social defeated Trishelle Cantenella
Collin Green defeated Mentallo
Eddie Chavez & Asp Evergreen defeated Thaddeus Coleman & Ricky Foley by pinfall thanks to interference from Jen England
[Eddie Chavez & Asp Evergreen won the APW Tag Team Titles]


noon
2011 World Indoor Lacrosse Championship
May 27th 2011
Czech Republic 12  v  7  England

2:00pm
2011 World Indoor Lacrosse Championship
May 27th 2011
Canada  15  v  10  USA

4:00pm
2011 World Indoor Lacrosse Championship
May 28th 2011
Gold Medal Game
Canada  13  v  6  Iroquois


6:00pm
MLB Baseball
May 28th 2011
Los Angeles Angels  0  @  1  Minnesota Twins (10)

9:00pm
Movie: "The Tourist" (2010)
Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie
Revolves around Frank, an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. Elise is an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path.

11:00pm
Movie: "Bowling For Columbine" (2002)
Michael Moore
Filmmaker Michael Moore explores the roots of America's predilection for gun violence.

1:00am
Movie: "Hackers" (1995)
Angelina Jolie, Jonny Lee Miller
A young boy is arrested by the US Secret Service for writing a computer virus and is banned from using a computer until his 18th birthday. Years later, he and his new-found friends discover a plot to unleash a dangerous computer virus, but they must use their computer skills to find the evidence while being pursued by the Secret Service and the evil computer genius behind the virus.

3:00am
American Baseball Association
May 28th 2011
Gary Southshore Rail Cats  6 @  7 Winnipeg Goldeyes (13)

6:00am

Friday, May 27th 2011

7:00am
TNA iMpact
May 26th 2011
Rob van Dam v Kurt Angle

9:00am
Outlaw Bikers - "The Last Spartan"
Winnipeg's biker war between the Spartans and the Los Bravos, complicated by both clubs' desire to patch over with the Hell's Angels.

10:00am
Special; "Pirate City" (2011)
Once a haven for pirates, Port Royal in Jamaica was buried in a volcanic eruption.

noon
The White Shadow 3.08 - "Mister Hero" (1981)
While out on a joyride in a stolen car, Stone moves an unconscious woman from a car blocking the road. Shortly afterward, the car explodes, and now Stone is a hero for saving the woman's life. He milks the attention for all it's worth until the truth is brought to light



1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.12 - "Happy" (2005)
Tommy's sister suddenly shows up in town when their dad is about to inherit 56 million dollars. Tommy and Janet decide to renew their wedding vows. Meanwhile, Mike is worried when he finds a lump.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 2.03 - "Domi Daze" (2007)
Short Bus offends a former professional hockey enforcer and Cake finds himself in the uncomfortable position of defending his goalie as a result.



2:30pm
South Park 1.11 - "Tom's Rhinoplasty" (1998)
Mr. Garrison decides to get a nose job. On the day of his operation, he gets Ms. Ellen to substitute for him. After the operation is complete, he discovers that he can have his dream career: hanging out and screwing hot chicks. Now Ms. Ellen is the new teacher, but that is OK because the boys all have a crush on her, especially Stan, which makes Wendy extremely jealous.



3:00pm
The Border 3.10 - "Spoils of War" (2009)
ICS and MI6 uncover a Canadian link to coltan smuggling in the Congo.

4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.07 - "I Wish It Would Rain" (1989)
Goldman's platoon leaves on another mission that brings them close to the Cambodian border -- which they are forbidden to cross. The VC attack and the Americans follow them to a stream that marks the edge of Cambodia, where the Americans stop, allowing the VC time to recover. The platoon goes back to planting electronic sensors but a soldier is killed. His friend (Taft) goes plunging across the stream after the VC (out of grief and rage). The rest of the GIs have no choice but to follow him. Alex is working on a story about this issue : American's crossing the border. Later Goldman and Alex go to an Embassy party while Myron has little patience with, and Zeke and Jennifer must cancel a date when Taft goes crazy and plunges into an ammo dump holding a live grenade.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.19 - "The Mickey Mouse Mob" (1985)
A candidate in a major union election hires Rick and A.J. to find out who is blackmailing him. Their investigation brings them to the attention of the bosses from the East and West mob organizations.



6:00pm
Abaza TV - 2010-2011 All NHL Team
G> Tim Thomas (Bos), Cory Schneider (Van)
D> Zdeno Chara (Bos), Kevin Bieksa (Van), Dion Phaneuf (Tor), Shane O'Brien (Nas), John Erskine (Was), Tom Gilbert (Edm)
LW> Milan Lucic (Bos), Alex Burrows (Van), Curtis Glencross (Cal), Clarke MacArthur (Tor)
C> Jonathan Toews (Chi), Alex Steen (STL), Nathan Gerbe (Buf), Blair Betts (Phi)
RW>Martin St. Louis (TB), Teemu Selanne (Ana), Jordan Eberle (Edm), Colton Orr (Tor)
Coach> Barry Trotz (Nas)
GM> Steve Yzerman (TB)

7:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 27th 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning 0  @ 1 Boston Bruins
[Bos wins series 4-3]

10:00pm
Chuck 4.21 - "Chuck Versus the Wedding Planner"
When Chuck and Sarah get conned out of their wedding money, there is only one man they can turn to for help -- Sarah's conman father, Jack Burton. Meanwhile, Morgan pressures Casey to face Alex's mother, Kathleen.


11:00pm
Chuck 4.23 - "Chuck Versus the Last Details"
Chuck and Sarah's wedding planning includes one final detail: ensuring that the mother-of-the-groom makes it to the ceremony on time and alive. Meanwhile, Morgan's responsibilities as Best Man include his most dangerous mission yet, as he faces Vivian Volkoff. Elsewhere, Ellie tends to the last details of the rehearsal dinner and seeks help from an unlikely source.

midnight
Midnight Caller 3.13 - "Uninvited Guests" (1991)
When Zymak's relationship with an immigration officer seems to be clouding his judgment in a murder investigation, Jack becomes involved at the request of one of the deceased person's relatives.




1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.08 - "Death and Taxes" (1997)
The murder of a Russian immigrant leads Michael to the Russian Mob and its possible involvement in a multimillion-dollar gasoline tax scam. Meanwhile, Danny is approached by loan sharks.




2:00am
M*A*S*H  5.11 - "The Colonel's Horse" (1976)
While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Lips, and all is well when Potter returns, except Klinger. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge.

2:30am
M*A*S*H  5.12 - "Exorcism" (1976)
After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position.

3:00am
Gene Simmons Family Jewels - "Gene's Evil Twin" (2010)

3:30am
Outlaw Bikers - "The Last Spartan"

4:30am
Special; "Pirate City" (2011)

6:30am
M*A*S*H 5.11 - "The Colonel's Horse" (1976)


7:00am

Thursday, May 26th 2011

6:00am
Movie: "Make Them Die Slowly" (1981)
aka "Cannibal Ferox" (Italian Horror)
Giovanni Lomardo Radice, Lorraie De Selle
Three friends out to disprove cannibalism meet two men on the run who tortured and enslaved a cannibal tribe to find emeralds, and now the tribe is out for revenge.

7:30am
Movie: "The Devil's Honey" (1986)
aka "Il Miele Del Diavolo" (Italian Horror)
Brett Halsey, Corrine Clery
A young woman abducts and subjects a doctor to various sexual torture acts whom she holds responsible for the death of her boyfriend.

9:00am
Movie: "Timegate: Tales of the Saddle Tramp" (1999)
Amy Lindsay, Kim Yates
Travel to the erotic frontiers of time. While visiting an historical western town, two beautiful women stumble upon a device that transports them over a century back in time to the old West. When the girls are mistaken for brothel babes, they get a hankerin for some real cowboy action! But their erotic recreation with the local cowpokes soon ruffles a few feathers in town - and when the deputy winds up dead, the posse's hot on their tails for some answers! They must go back to their own time, before they're punished for the crime. Timegate: Tales of the Saddle Tramps is a Surrender Cinema release.


10:30am
Steven Regal v Ultimo Dragon
part 2

10:50am
Billy Kidman v Dean Malenko

10:58am
Mankind v Ken Shamrock
part 2

11:19am
Hanza Nakajima v Chris Jericho

11:29am
Trish Stratus tables

11:31am
MLB Baseball
May 26th 2011
Kansas City Royals  5 @  6 Baltimore Orioles (12)

3:30pm
MLB Baseball (joined in progress)
May 26th 2011
Oakland A's  4 @  3 Los Angeles Angels

5:30pm
Family Feud

6:00pm
Riptide 2.11 - "Gams People Play" (1985)
When Nick returns from National Guard duty, he thinks Cody and Murray are playing a trick on him when they tell him they've been hired to over-watch a beauty contest.


7:00pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.02 - "Pilot (2)" (1978)
Mr. Carlson won't give Andy any money to advertise WKRP's format change. While Andy tries to come up with a publicity stunt to get the station in the news, a group of irate former listeners demands a return to the old format and an on-air apology to Lawrence Welk.


7:30pm
Welcome Back Kotter 1.02 - "Basket Case" (1975)
Freddie won't bother taking a test, convinced that he will become an NBA star. Mr. Kotter challenges him to a one-on-one game to prove that he really needs to complete his education.


8:00pm
Breakout Kings 1.12 - "There Are Rules" (2011)

9:00pm
Friday Night Lights 5.06 - "Swerve" (2010)


10:00pm
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.13 - "Death By A Thousand Cuts" (2011)

11:00pm
Tara v ODB

11:08pm
Velvet Skye v Sarita

11:15pm
TNA JWoww

11:17pm
velvet skye v angelina love v madison rayne v tara

11:29pm
angelina love v madison rayne

11:36pm
awesome kong v velvet skye

11:39pm
christy hemme v traci brooks

11:41pm
melina v christy hemme

11:48pm
trish stratus v christy hemme

11:52pm
christy hemme v candice michelle

11:55pm
candice michelle v beth phoenix


midnight
Midnight Caller 3.12 - "Her Dirty Little Secret" (1991)
Jack recognizes a woman who has been missing for years and in his pursuit of her he uncovers that she intentionally disappeared to avoid beatings from her cop husband.


1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.07 - "Radio Killer" (1997)
Michael tries to prosecute a radio talk-show host, whose right-wing views may have spurned a crazed militia man into killing a government official. Meanwhile, Danny's future remains on shaky ground.

2:00am
TV By The Numbers 1.01 - "May 26, 2011" (2011) (original show)
Oprah Winfrey finale, USA network new show "Suits", American Idol finale numbers, the rise of Univision, Jimmy Kimmel Live ratings increase, Summer Premiere dates, NBA playoff cable ratings, trailer for "Ringer", Broadcast TV going cheap this summer, return of "Pop Up video", Christopher Meloni leaving Law & Order SVU.

2:30am
videos;
Van Halen - Hot For Teacher
Van Halen - Jump
Triumph - Somebody's Out There
Triumph - Spellbound
Colin James - Voodoo Thing
Colin James - Why'd You Lie
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Soft Cell - Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
Duran Duran - A View To A Kill
Duran Duran - Notorious
Rolling Stones - Harlem Shuffle
Rolling Stones - One Hit (To The Body)
Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers
Peter Gabriel - Biko
Payolas - Where Is This Love
Payolas - Never Said I Loved You
Motels - Only The Lonely
Motels - Suddenly Last Summer
Men At Work - Land Down Under
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now?
Glass Tiger - Someday
Glass Tiger - My Town
Cindy Lauper - Time After Time
Bruce Hornsby - Mandolin Rain
Howard Jones - No One Is to Blame
Paul Young - Every Time You Go Away
John Waite - I Ain't Missing You
Joe Walsh - In the City

4:30am
Movie: "Apollo 13" (1995)
Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton
True story of the moon-bound mission that developed severe trouble and the men that rescued it with skill and dedication.

7:00am

Wednesday, May 25th 2011

7:00am
Audio Read:
The Overlook - Michael Connelly

11:00am
Wahoo McDaniels v Greg Valentine

11:04am
Diamond Dalas Page v Big Boss Man

11:09am
Edge v X-Pac

11:16am
Randy Savage v Roddy Piper
part 2

11:29am
Ultimate Warrior v Rick Rude

11:39am
Warrior & Jake Roberts v DiBiase & Akeem

11:47am
Hulk Hogan v Bad News Brown
part 2

noon
The White Shadow 3.07 - "Vanity Fare" (1981)
The team tries to capitalize on their shower singing by signing on with a record company, and the results aren't what they bargain for. Meanwhile, Reeves gets an offer to do TV commercials for a tire shop.



1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.11 - "Bitch" (2005)
Tommy lays off the antidepressants when he is kicked off the hockey team. Sheila asks Tommy to talk Damien out of being a firefighter. Meanwhile, when Franco sees Laura with another guy he gets jealous and Tommy's dad gets a surprise when he returns home from a three day trip to Atlantic City.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 2.02 - "A Gazebo of One's Own" (2007)
Upset with Bontar's actions, O'Malley threatens to go to war with Cake unless Cake can straighten things out.



2:30pm
South Park 1.10 - "Damien" (1998)
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son of Satan. Even as Damien demonstrates his demonic powers the children are more loathsome than impressed



3:00pm
The Border 3.09 - "Dying Art" (2009)
Darnell and Khali get involved in the sale of a priceless Buddha.



4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.06 - "Sleeping Dogs" (1989)
Anderson goes into the jungle to find a disturbed friend who refused a transfer home.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.18 - "Slither" (1985)
Rick and A.J. are hired by her parents to investigate their daughter's alleged drug habit. A.J. goes undercover at the school to keep an eye on her. When drugs are found in her locker, she runs away and Rick and A.J. go looking for her on the streets.



6:00pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.01 - "Pilot (1)" (1978)
Andy Travis, a young program director from Santa Fe, takes over at 16th-ranked (out of 18) WKRP, a "beautiful music" radio station in Cincinnati. Andy soon wins the confidence of station manager Mr. Carlson, who is terrified of his mother, the station's owner. But Andy discovers that news director Les Nessman and sales manager Herb Tarlek were both after the program director's job and resent his appointment. He also meets receptionist Jennifer Marlowe, who spends most of her time watering her plants and fending off Herb's sexual advances, and morning disc jockey Johnny Caravella, who was a top DJ in Los Angeles until he was fired for saying the word "booger" on the air. Andy's first act as program director is to change the format of WKRP to top 40 rock and roll. In response, Johnny adopts the new, energetic on-air persona of "Dr. Johnny Fever." Andy has other plans, including an expanded role for shy but intelligent continuity director Bailey Quarters, and the hiring of nighttime DJ "Venus Flytrap." But his job is in jeopardy when Mr. Carlson's mother gets her first hearing of the new format.


6:30pm
Welcome Back Kotter 1.01 - "The Great Debate" (1975)
The Sweathogs out debate a smarter debate class

7:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 25th 2011
Boston Bruins  4 @  5 Tampa Bay Lightning
[Series tied 3-3]

10:00pm
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.13 - "Death By A Thousand Cuts" (2011)
Series Finale
Cooper and the Red cell team track a serial killer who is shooting people at random in crowded areas. Beth and Prophet go undercover, which puts Beth's life in danger when she is abducted.




11:00pm
The Office 7.25 - "Search Committee, part 1" (2011)
Jim, Toby, and Gabe run a search committee to find the new Scranton branch manager, with Darryl and Andy vying for consideration alongside a host of outside applicants.


11:30pm
The Office 7.26 - "Search Committee, part 2" (2011)
Jo visits the Scranton branch to get an update and weigh in on the search committee's progress, while the staff all voice their opinions on who should become the manager. Oscar is torn whether to tell Angela his suspicion that Robert is gay.


Midnight
Midnight Caller 3.11 - "That's Amore" (1991)
Jack's associate in the underworld seeks his assistance in locating his restaurant's kidnapped chef. The story turns out to be of a personal nature between the kidnapper and his hostage.


1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.06 - "Heroes" (1997)
Michael is asked to switch sides and defend the FBI, when they are sued by a kidnapping suspect for violating his civil rights. While preparing for the case, he uncovers damaging evidence that may incriminate both sides.


2:00am
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 25th 2011
Boston Bruins  4  @  5  Tampa Bay Lightning

4:00am
Radio Simulcast
Democracy Now!


5:00am
Radio Simulcast
Democrcay Now!

6:00am

Upfront Updates

The Firm on NBC (starting January 2012) to get a look on Abaza TV.
At first Abaza showed no interest in this show but since the realization of the involvement in Alyson Feltes this has changed. Her incredible work on Canadian shows "Traders" and "the Associates" shows her keen sense of drama and wonderful character development. It is scheduled to air Sundays at 9:00pm CST.

(from NBC's press release, May 2011) Based on the blockbuster feature film and best-selling novel by world-renowned author John Grisham ("The Pelican Brief," "The Client"), "The Firm" continues the story of attorney Mitchell McDeere and his family 10 years after the events of the film and novel. As a young associate, McDeere brought down the prestigious Memphis law firm of Bendini, Lambert & Locke, which operated as a front for the Chicago mob -- and his life was never the same. After a difficult decade, which included a stay in the Federal Witness Protection program, Mitch and his family now emerge from isolation to reclaim their lives and their future -- only to find that past dangers are still lurking and new threats are everywhere. "The Firm" is produced by Entertainment One in association with Sony Pictures Television and Paramount Pictures. The executive producers are Grisham, Lukas Reiter ("Law & Order," "Boston Legal"), John Morayniss ("Haven," "Hung"), Michael Rosenberg ("Hung," "Skins") and Noreen Halpern ("Rookie Blue," "Hung").

Programming Note

High Incident has completed its run at 6:00pm weekdays. The police drama has been replaced by a pair of great old comedies, WKRP in Cincinnati and Welcome Back Kotter. The decision to go to two sit-coms was in part to allow some flexibility to this time slot in case of 6:30pm starts to sporting events.

Tuesday, May 24th 2011

6:00am
Audio Read
The Company Man - Robert Jackson Bennett

noon
The White Shadow 3.06 - "No Blood, No Foul" (1980)
After celebrating his 18th birthday, Salami breaks the jaw of an opposing player during a brawl at Carver's next game. The player's angry parents sue, and Salami must plead his case in court with Reeves' help.



1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.10 - "Brains" (2005)
When Tommy, Johnny, and Mickey confront Father Murphy it results in tragedy. Sheila needs Tommy's help with a domestic issue. Jerry decides it's time to get a nurse to care for Jeanie. Lou offers to help Candy out with her situation. And Laura discovers the truth behind Franco's poetry.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 2.01 - "The Voucher" (2007)
In a deal to make up for burning down Café Primo, Harry Bontar becomes one of Cake's goalies but Lance, who joined O'Malley as part of the deal, wants to rejoin Cake.



2:30pm
South Park 1.09 - "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" (1997)
Kyle's mother complains that the Christmas play is favoring Christianity and not catering to people of other religions. Meanwhile Kyle is visited by Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo who only appears to Kyle. The complaints about the play continue, and all religious elements are removed from the play. Kyle is committed to a mental hospital because everyone thinks he's crazy for believing in Mr. Hankey. When Chef finds out about Kyle he makes everyone believe in Mr. Hankey, who appears finally to everybody.



3:00pm
The Border 3.08 - "Dark Ride" (2009)
ICS must save Maggie's daughter from a serial killer.

4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.05 - "Non-Essential Personnel" (1989)
Alex sets out to expose a major whose questionable judgement has caused casualties.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.17 - "Simon without Simon, part 2" (1985)
Rick and A.J. find themselves in trouble when they are framed for attempted murder. When each brother has an attempt made on their life, they decide to team back up and clear their names.



6:00pm
High Incident 2.22 - "Shootout" (1997)
SERIES FINALE
This episode was a take of the bank robberies in the Los Angeles area. In this episode several officers were hit in the line of duty and it was clear that the series was either changing directions or they the producers knew that the series was over and just left all of us to hang in the wind. High Incident deserved a much better sendoff.



7:00pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigators 6.22 - "Time Of Your Death" (2006)


8:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 24th 2011
San Jose Sharks 2 @ 3 Vancouver Canucks (2 OT)
[Van wins series 4-1]
 
 
midnight
Midnight Caller 3.10  - "With Malice Towards One" (1990)
Jack tells Nikki about a situation he and Devon were trapped in a year ago, in which a vengeful ex-con and his gang kidnapped Devon in order to lure Jack to a payback situation.



1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.05 - "Act of Contrition" (1997)
A British art gallery in New York is rolled by suspected Irish terrorists and Michael tries to get his hands on the deathbed confession of a suspected to his priest, before the British FBI are able to extradite the others involved. Meanwhile, Michael prepares his nephew for his first communion.


 
2:00am
Classic NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 25th 1991
Pittsburgh Penguins  8  @  0  Minnesota North Stars
[Pit wins series 4-2, wins Stanley Cup]
 
4:00am
videos;
Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind
Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-changin'
Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone
Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man
Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay
Bob Dylan - Maggie's Farm
Bob Dylan - All Along the Watchtower
Bob Dylan - The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo)
Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall
Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door
Bob Dylan - Hurricane
Bob Dylan - Desolation Row
Bob Dylan - John Wesley Harding

5:00am
Movie: "Skinner" (1993)
Traci Lords, Ricki Lake
A decent-looking lad called Dennis Skinner rents an apartment in a couple's house, Kerry and Geoff. At night he roams the streets with a goodie-bag filled with knives looking for victims to skin, constantly followed by the hobbling, wobbling junkie Heidi who was mutilated by him and is now looking for revenge. Dennis is attracted to Kerry and wants to show her the real him.

6:20am
Ho Games

6:21am
Traci Lords aerobics

6:31am
Sybil Danning

6:34am
Sybil Danning

6:37am
blue murder

6:43am
confessions

6:45am
Sybil Danning

6:47am
bikini bikers

6:48am
whoppers

6:49am
whoppers

6:51am
pool

6:52am
sara jay

6:56am
Top 10 celeb bikinis

6:59am
pole dancing

7:00am

Monday, May 23rd 2011

7:00am
classic Roller Derby
Jolters & Bombers in TWO separate games
Keysar Stadium San Francisco
April 22 & August 5, 1973
O'connell, Tony Roman, 'Peanuts' Meyer, Pete Boyd, Delores Tucker, Laszlo, Orozco, Vallow, Cattell, Stephens, Larry Smith & Francine Cochu
Plus there's Rosetta Saunders skating with the Jolters in one game,
then Bombers in another.
Interviews with Boyd and Cattell

8:30am
Kiana's Flex Appeal

9:00am
Kiana's Flex Appeal

9:30am
Family Feud

10:00am
classic NHL Hockey
May 2nd 1995
Los Angeles Kings  2  @  1  Winnipeg Jets

noon
The White Shadow 3.05 - "Christmas Story" (1980)
Reeves and the team help conduct a basketball clinic at a local Catholic school, and Reeves takes a dating interest in one of the female basketball coaches, unaware that she's a nun. Meanwhile, Stone tries to help the team make Christmas cash by reselling reject Christmas trees.



1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.09 - "Rebirth" (2005)
Tommy starts taking Janet's antidepressants. When Sean meddles in Franco and Laura's troubled relationship he makes things worse. After a gay visitor, the crew wonders about Mike's sexuality.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 1.08 - "Fire in the Hole" (2006)
Season Finale
Cake is blamed for the run of bad luck by a local goalie and has to endure the wrath of the team's fans as a result.



2:30pm
South Park 1.08 - "Starvin' Marvin" (1997)
The boys see a commercial with Sally Struthers about adopting Ethiopian children, and getting a sports watch. Instead of getting the watch, an actual Ethiopian child is sent to South Park. When the charity comes to pick up Starvin' Marvin at Cartman's house, they take Cartman instead. In South Park, Mephesto creates a species of mutant turkeys that terrorize the town, and everybody enters a "Braveheart"-style war with the turkeys.



3:00pm
The Border 3.07 - "Bride Price" (2009)
Khali helps an Indian woman track down her runaway groom.

4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.04 - "True Grit" (1989)
Alex goes to see Dr. Seymour to do an article about battle fatigue just as Anderson and his men are prepared to leave for a mission. When they board McKay's helicopter, Ruiz gets violently ill and ends up not going. With his struggle with cowardice continuing he ends up going to see Seymour. The squad, meantime, has found a cache of weapons and ends up capturing two VC. The unit comes under fire. Martsen is sent back to the front, against Seymour's wishes, and nearly gets himself killed. Meanwhile Johnson has met up with a girl he met when he first came in country -- Ling. She is very pregnant and claims the child is his. Elsewhere, Goldman is upset over Alex spending all her time with McKay, and goes on a drunken binge that ends up inadvertently turning him into a hero.




5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.16 - "Simon Without Simon, part 1" (1985)
Rick and A.J. undercover a smuggling ring and find themselves in the middle of a media storm. Each brother is made lucrative job offers and they decide to go their separate way.



6:00pm
High Incident 2.21 - "Starting Over" (1997)

7:00pm
NHL Playoffs
May 23rd 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning 1 @ 3 Boston Bruins
[Bos leads series 3-2]

10:00pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigators 6.22 - "Time Of Your Death" (2006)
A high roller who spent the night with a woman he had just met is found dead on the loading dock of the casino where he was staying. The investigation reveals that the victim won $10,000 in a pool game and was an assistant to a respected movie producer.



11:00pm
Law & Order 19.20 - "Exchange" (2009)
Two engaged scientists die in a fire and their mentally challenged neighbor is injured while trying to help them. The detectives discover that the couple was stabbed before the fire and this leads them to a disturbed and extremely jealous woman.



midnight
Midnight Caller 3.09 - "Home To Roost" (1990)
A friend of Jack's, a Vietnam War veteran, is accused by a Vietnamese man of being involved in the massacre of his village. Jack’s friend denies involvements and the Vietnamese kidnaps him. He wants Jack to air the “trial” of his friend on his show.



1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.04 - "The Doctor's Tale" (1997)
Michael investigates claims that a well connected HMO refused to treat a young leukemia patient because of the costs and finds that some of the employees were paid to keep their mouths shut.



2:00am
Movie: "The Great Outdoors" (1988)
Dan Aykroyd, John Candy
A Chicago man's hope for a peaceful family vacation in the woods is shattered when the annoying in-laws drop in.

3:30am
classic NHL Hockey
May 2nd 1995
Los Angeles Kings 2 @ 1 Winnipeg Jets

5:30am
videos;
Journey - Don't Stop Believing
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Simple Plan feat Rivers Cuomo - Can't Take My Hands Off You
Simple Plan feat Natasha Beddingfield - Jet Lag
Kenny Chesney - Living in Fast Forward
Bryan Adams - The Best Was Yet To Come

6:00am

Saturday, May 21st 2011

6:00am
classic NHL Hockey
Jan 17th 1996
Winnipeg Jets  4  @  2  Toronto Maple Leafs
clip

8:00am
classic NHL Hockey
Apr 5th 1995
Chicago Blackhawks  1  @  4  Winnipeg Jets
clip


10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
May 21st 2011
Hour #1
Nikki Crawford defeated Trishelle Cantenella
**Jack Larkin announced that Matt Willig's arm is broken from last week and is out indefinetely. In his place a new #1 contenders match, a four corners match will happen tonight. Also, since heavyweight champion Uriah does not have an opponent for tonight and because he dared to chokeslam him last week, tonight Uriah would face not one man but 4 men at one time in a handi-cap match where he will have to beat each one of them. Oh, and the title is on the line!
Eddie Chavez (/w Jen England) defeated Ricky Foley (/w Grindhouse Barbie)
**Chavez beat one half of the tag champions cleanly
Thaddeus Coleman (/w Grindhouse Barbie) defeated Asp Evergreen (/w Jen England) by pinfall
**Evergreen was distracted when Jen England was attacked by Nikki Crawford at ringside. Apparently Crawford wasn't happy with England's part in her match last week against Grindhouse Barbie.
Heavyweight Title Match - Handi-Cap 4 on 1 Match
Uriah (/w Jessica Hatch) defeated Collin Green, Donnie DiCaprio, JD McKay, and Jack Hasse
[Uriah retained the Heavyweight Title]
**despite the odds Uriah just showed more dominance beating Larkin's 4 men one at a time.
Hour #2
Raymond Bingham defeated Rulon Gardner
**Gardner tried to play to the restless crowd, try to pump them up, but got only a flat reaction and some jeers. This distraction was enough to give the veteran Bingham all the advantage he needed.
APW Women's Championship Match
Tournament Final for the vacant title
Grindhouse Barbie defeated Amy Bates by pinfall
[Grindhouse Barbie wins the vacant APW Women's Title]
**Bates came down to the ring hobbled. She got on the mic and told the ref she had just been attacked backstage by Annie Social. She asked Barbie if she had put Social up to it but Barbie denied it. The match went on but despite a valiant effort by Bates in this battle of rookies Barbie went to the injured leg and soon had a title that was not well earned at all. She was joined in the ring by Thaddeus Coleman, and Ricky Foley the tag champions.
**We get a report and the very end of the attack on camera, as apparently Rulon Gardner went nuts in the dressing room and attacked fellow mates JD McKay, Jack Hasse, and Collin Green. He was finally downed by Moses Luke and Donnie DiCaprio.
Main Event
#1 Contenders Match - 4 Corners Match
Jody Christmas defeated Steve Corino, Gregor Wynn, and Moses Luke when he pinned Steve Corino
**Wynn and Luke got into it, and Ivan came to Wynn's rescue. One on one Christmas took Corino down with a brainbuster and took the win. This sets up a much anticipated champion versus champion showdown.


noon
CW 2011-2012 Upfront Analysis (R)

12:30pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 21st 2011
Boston Bruins 3  @ 5 Tampa Bay Lightning
[Series tied 2-2]

3:30pm
Friday Night Lights 5.06 - "Swerve" (2010)

4:30pm
UFC 82: Pride of A Champion
March 1st 2008
Columbus, Ohio
Anderson Silva d Dan Henderson
Heath Herring d Cheick Kongo


7:00pm
classic NHL Hockey
Dec 29th 1992
Boston Bruins  4  @  5  Winnipeg Jets
clip

9:00pm
NHL Hockey
Dec 13th 2005
Detroit Red Wings  6  @  7  Atlanta Thrashers
clip

11:00pm
UFC 83: Serra vs St-Pierre 2
Apr 19th 2008
Montreal, Canada
Georges St-Pierre d Matt Serra
Rich Franklin d Travis Lutter


1:30am
Classic NHL Hockey
Dec 5th 1992
Montreal Canadiens  3  @  2  Winnipeg Jets
clip
clip


3:30am
classic NHL Hockey
Apr 6th 1996
Calgary Flames  3  @  4  Winnipeg Jets
clip


5:30am
TSN: History of The Winnipeg Jets
part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

5:35am
Winnipeg Jets Enemy Territory

5:40am
Winnipeg Jets Forever

5:48am
Budweiser

5:49am
white noise

5:51am
last game

5:56am
Jennifer Hanson - Beautiful Goodbye

6:00am

Friday, May 20th 2011

6:00am
NHL Playoffs
May 19th 2011
Boston Bruins  2  @  0  Tampa Bay Lightning

8:00am
TNA iMpact
May 19th 2011
Results fro TNA Sacrifice

10:00am
Audio Show
May 20th 2011
Illegal Curve Radio Show - Special coverage of NHL returning to Winnipeg

11:30am
Abaza TV Review of CW Fall 2011 Upfront
my analysis

noon
The White Shadow 3.04 - "If Your Number's Up, Get It Down" (1980)
Reeves is asked to use his former-NBA-player connections to raise funds for a mobile care unit to treat patients with high blood pressure. As punishment for wrecking the driver's ed car, he makes the team do the collecting. However, they decide to publicize that Reeves is dead to entice celebrities to attend the benefit and contribute.




1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.08 - "Believe" (2005)
Jerry forces the crew to attend a birthday party that his son is throwing for his boyfriend. Meanwhile, Tommy makes a move on Mariel after she tells him she might not be his half sister after all. Franco asks Laura to move in with him while Sheila tries to make Tommy jealous by showing off her new girlfriend.




2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 1.07 - "Going To The Chapel" (2006)
Billy asks for Francesca's hand in marriage. Cake's objections to this development are muted when an unexpected figure from his past shows up.




2:30pm
South Park 1.07 - "Pink Eye" (1997)
The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to brag about their Halloween costumes. At the morgue, a freak accident involving a bottle of Worcestershire occurs, and next thing you know Kenny is a member of the undead. Kenny breaks free and wanders off into the night.




3:00pm
The Border 2.06 - "Prescriptive Measures" (2008)
When an American rock star is killed by counterfeit pharmaceuticals, ICS must find the Canadian link but Agent LaGarda takes matters into her own hands.




4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.03 - "For What It's Worth" (1989)
While out on a patrol, Anderson and Goldman observe some VC transporting an American prisoner and photograph him before leaving the area. Although they are badly outnumbered, Ruiz stupidly goes back down the trail after a necklace he dropped, tipping their position and getting a man killed. Alex drops by to see Goldman. Zeke goes to the hospital to try to straighten out some records and ends up saving the life of psychiatrist Jennifer Seymour from a homicidally insane LURP. An explosion in the latrine sets of Major Darling, while Anderson suggests that it might not be VC but an American solider who planted the grenade. Taylor gets accused -- falsely -- of doing the dirty deed and now it is up to Anderson and Goldman to find a way to clear him. Ruiz begins to completely breakdown. Anderson's budding relationship with Seymour is short-circuited when he betrays her confidence by sharing information he gained from her in an effort to clear Taylor.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.15 - "Enter The Jaguar" (1984)
Rick and A.J. are hired to prove that an Ornithology professor is not an international jewel thief known as the Jaguar.



6:00pm
High Incident 2.20 - "Camino High" (1997)


7:00pm
Friday Night Lights 5.06 - "Swerve" (2010)
A popular magazine hails Coach as the "Kingmaker." Vince's past catches up to him. Luke reacts to the truth. A suspicious accident delays Julie's return to college.



8:00pm
NHL Playoffs
May 20th 2011
Vancouver Canucks  3 @ 4  San Jose Sharks
[Van leads series 2-1]

11:00pm
Harry's Law 1.11 - "With Friends Like These" (2011)
Harry defends an old colleague after a stand-off goes awry. Meanwhile, Adam professes his love for Rachel and tries to break up with Chunhua, and Jenna and Malcolm try to define their relationship.


midnight
Midnight Caller 3.08 - "Ryder on the Storm" (1990)
Jack tries to help out his radio hero from his youth by trying to convince Nikki to give him a job. Jack seems blind to the man's obvious faults and self-destructive actions.



1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.03 - "True Blue" (1997)
Michael investigates police corruption on the NYPD, which worries the district attorney and alarms Eddie, whose friend may be indicted. Meanwhile, Danny tries to reconcile with Caitlin, who is mourning Rebecca's death.



2:00am
Movie: "The Blair Witch Project" (1999)
Heather Donahue, Michael C Williams
In October of 1994, three student film makers disappeared in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. One year later, their footage was found.

3:30am
Just Shoot Me! 1.03 - "Secretary's Day" (1997)

Finch gets extremely annoyed when everybody wishes him happy Secretary's Day- he despises being known as a mere secretary. He storms out of the office and ends up in the arms of a gorilla at the zoo. Also, Maya tries to talk Nina out of getting breast implants.

4:00am
B.J. and the Bear 2.19 - "The Girls on the Hollywood High" (1980)

B.J.'s sister is kidnapped by rebel truckers.

5:00am
Miami Vice 2.14 - "One Way Ticket" (1986)

Efforts to convict a drug dealer who murdered a deputy DA are hampered by a lack of evidence and by a defense attorney disliked by Crockett.

6:00am

Sunday, May 22nd 2011

6:00am
MLB Baseball
May 21st 2011
St. Louis Cardinals 3 @ 0  Kansas City Royals

8:00am
American Pro Wrestling (R)
May 21st 2011

10:00am
vampire girl

10:02am
vampire girl

10:04am
goth girls

10:06am
busty.pl

10:10am
fishnets

10:11am
Alexis Texas

10:14am
Rozina

10:15am
Tweety

10:18am
chick

10:21am
bikini show

10:30am
AD&D Intellivision

10:36am
Warduke

10:37am
Battlestar Gallatica

10:41am
Summoner Geeks

10:44am
Vin Diesel

10:46am
Lifecycle of the North American Geek

10:53am
Geek Love Story

10:57am
sleeping sickness

11:00am
Criminal Minds 6.24 - "Supply & Demand" (2011)
As the BAU searches for a suspected human trafficking ring when the bodies of two missing persons are found in the trunk of a car, Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner intimates there could be changes within the team due to budget cuts as Jennifer "JJ" Jareau returns to the FBI. The team is also assisted by SSA Andi Swan, the head of the Domestic Trafficking Task Force.


noon
classic NHL Hockey
Feb 1st 1987
Winnipeg Jets  4  @  6  Washington Capitals
clip

2:00pm
NHL Playoffs
May 22nd 2011
Vancouver Canucks  4 @ 2 San Jose Sharks
[Van leads series 3-1]

5:00pm
classic NHL Hockey
Jan 15th 1994
Winnipeg Jets  1  @  5  Toronto Maple Leafs

7:00pm
classic NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 29th 1993
Vancouver Canucks 4  @  3  Winnipeg Jets
clip

9:00pm
classic NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 20th 1985
Winnipeg Jets  2  @ 5  Edmonton Oilers

11:00pm
classic NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 23rd 1993
Vancouver Canucks  4  @  5  Winnipeg Jets

1:00am
classic NHL Hockey
Feb 24th 1994
Winnipeg Jets  3  @  6  Chicago Blackhawks

3:00am
classic NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 21st 1996
Detroit Red Wings  1  @  4  Winnipeg Jets

5:00am
classic Roller Derby
Pioneers - Chiefs 1973
Civic Center Hammond Indiana
Sandy Dunn and Bill Groll lead the Chiefs against Ronnie Robinson and Joan Weston's Pioneers.
Chet Coppock calls the action as you'll see some of the greatest jammers of all time in Nick Scopas and Mike Gammon.
End of game interview with Mike Gammon and Don Drewry

6:30am
Family Feud

7:00am

Thursday, May 19th 2011

6:00am
Kiana's Flex Appeal

6:30am
Kiana's Flex Appeal

7:00am
Harry's Law 1.11 - "With Friends Like These..." (2011)
Harry defends an old colleague after a stand-off goes awry. Meanwhile, Adam professes his love for Rachel and tries to break up with Chunhua, and Jenna and Malcolm try to define their relationship.


8:00am
NHL Playoffs
May 18th 2011
San Jose Sharks  3  @  7  Vancouver Canucks

10:00am
Criminal Minds 6.24 - "Supply & Demand" (2011)

11:00am
Abaza TV Review of CBS Fall 2011 Upfront
my analysis


noon
The White Shadow 3.03 - "Georgia on My Mind" (1980)
Coolidge begins to think his basketball ability is all he needs to succeed in life and his schoolwork suffers. After warnings from Reeves and Mrs. Buchanan, he takes the low road and thinks he can make the Harlem Globetrotters. The Globetrotters, however, teach him a valuable lesson.


1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.07 - "Shame" (2005)
Franco's addiction to painkillers has driven him to a support group to get help with his problem. A young boy clings to life after Tommy saves him from a fire. Jerry is introduced to his gay son's life partner.


2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 1.06 - "Shit Zone" (2006)
A new goalie rental service threatens to put both Cake and O'Malley out of business.


2:30pm
South Park 1.06 - "Death" (1997)
Stan's Grandpa turns 102, and all he wants for his birthday is Stan to kill him. While Kyle is watching Terrance and Phillip, his mother becomes enraged, and calls everybody's parents. Now nobody can watch the show anymore, and the parents organize a movement to end the show. The parents go off to New York to confront the network about the show. Back in South Park Stan begins to sympathize with Grandpa and agrees to kill him. Death shows up but instead goes after the boys.


3:00pm
The Border 2.05 - "Peak Oil" (2008)
When an eco-terrorist sabotages a pumping station, Gray and Layla must untangle an international corporate espionage scheme.


4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.02 - "Saigon (2)" (1989)
Anderson meets with his wife and sees her off after her announcement that she is remarrying. Goldman begins a relationship with Devlin which almost ends as they are both nearly blown up by a VC bomb. Percell is fed up with the senselessness of the war and Ruiz becomes convinced that he is going to be the next to die. Johnson and Taylor go to check on Bridger only to be told that he is dead (he is faking it), while Stacy Bridger has arrived to find her father. Goldman is ordered to have Alex pull her story about the soldier who died in the opium parlor and Zeke runs into Stacy Bridger -- rescuing her from some Vietnamese punks. He takes her back to the hotel where Zeke ends up trying to save a suicidal marine deserter. The deserter has sold information to the VC and ends up killing himself. Meanwhile McKay sends Goldman on a "snipe" hunt so that he can be alone with Alex, and inadvertently exposes Goldman to serious danger.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.14 - "Almost Foolproof" (1985)
Rick and A.J. look into a series of disappearances of a couple of homeless people as a favor to Lolita, an old friend of Ricks. The case takes a turn for the worst when Lolita disappears.



6:00pm
High Incident 2.19 - "Remote Control" (1997)


7:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 19th 2011
Boston Bruins 2 @ 0 Tampa Bay Lightning
[Bos leads series 2-1]

10:00pm
The Office 7.25 - " Search Committee, part 1& 2" (2011)
Jim leads a search committee to find the new Scranton branch manager, with Darryl and Andy vying for consideration alongside a host of outside applicants.


11:00pm
Abaza TV Review of CBS Fall 2011 Upfront (R)

midnight
Midnight Caller 3.07 - "Life Without Possibility (2)" (1990)
The convicts demand Jack broadcast their side of the story via KJCM, Deacon gets an interview with the prisoner on the outside, and Jack meets up with the prisoner with a bone to pick.

1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.02 - "Pilot" (1997)
Hayes investigates a connection between a murder victim and a politically connected attorney, and discovers that his closest friend has been implicated in the kickback scheme.


2:00am
MLL Lacrosse
May 19th 2011
Chesapeake Bayhawks 14 @ 10 Hamilton Nationals

4:00am
MLB Baseball
San Fransisco Giants @ Los Angeles Dodgers

6:00am

CW 2011-2012 Fall Upfront

Following is The CW’s 2011-2012 primetime schedule, a night-by-night breakdown



MONDAY

8 pm Gossip Girl (New Time)

9 pm Hart of Dixie (New Series)

>>> nope

TUESDAY

8 pm 90210 (New Night)

9 pm Ringer (New Series)

>>> Ringer with Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like a possibility. PVR and check it out, I will.

WEDNESDAY

8 pm H8R (New Series)

9 pm America’s Next Top Model

>>> yuck

THURSDAY

8 pm The Vampire Diaries

9 pm The Secret Circle (New Series)

>>> more yuck..CW the network for fat goth chicks

FRIDAY

8 pm Nikita (New Night)

9 pm Supernatural

>>> nope and nope

 
And that's all. Well if CW had one show that I checked out it would be an improvement. I can't even do a schedule for them as there is not enough shows they had in the pipeline or cancelled to fill one out.
 
However, the following were shows that if they had picked up I might have actually checked out.
 
Raven (drama) (CW)

drama about the dc comics character, the daughter of a human and a demon who uses her skills to fight crime while trying to keep her dark internal elements in check

Rush (drama) (CW)

drama about undercover cops working the new york nightclub scene

...and that's it two shows.
 
There will not be a lot of CW on Abaza TV this year!

Wednesday, May 18th 2011

7:00am
MLB Baseball
May 17th 2011
Milwaukee Brewers  0 @ 3 Los Angeles Dodgers

9:00am
Criminal Minds 3.07 - "Identity" (2007)


10:00am
King 1.01 - "Lori Gilbert" (2011)


11:00am
Abaza TV Review of ABC Fall 2011 Upfront
My analysis
 
noon
The White Shadow  3.02  - "Reunion (2)" (1980)
After a heated argument with his dying father, Reeves decides to stay in Queens awhile to mend the relationship, even considering a leave of absence from Carver at one point. Once all is OK, he returns to Carver for the new school year, and basketball tryouts produce the following new guys: Wardell Stone, Jesse Mitchell, Teddy Rutherford, Paddy Falahey, and Eddie Franklin.

 
1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.06  - "Reunion" (2005)
Tommy seeks the truth about Sheila while trying to get his kids back; Lou does not like the person he has saved through a bone marrow donation; Franco's addiction puts those he loves at risk; Sean's new girlfriend habitually dates firemen.


 
2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 1.05 - "Bar Code" (2006)
Cake and Francesca get into a bitter dispute when Francesca recruits a new goalie to join the ranks.



2:30pm
South Park 1.05  - "An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig" (1997)
Kyle gets an elephant, but his parents won't let him keep it because it is too big. Mr. Garrison gives a lecture on genetic engineering, which gives Kyle the idea of making a pot-bellied elephant by splicing the genes of his elephant with a pot bellied pig. Terrence bets that he can clone a human before Kyle can make his animal. Kyle and the boys go to the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch, where they meet a Mephesto. Mephesto takes some blood from Stan, which Terrence uses to make a clone. Chef tells the boys that in order to make a pot-bellied elephant, the elephant would have to make love to a pig. The boys get the animals drunk, and the deed is done, but the Stan clone, starts wreaking havoc on South Park.


 
3:00pm
The Border 2.04  - "Nothing To Declare" (2008)
When a small village on the Quebec/Vermont border threatens to separate, Moose and Layla must relieve tensions.


 
4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.01  - "Saigon (1)" (1989)
Having received some warning of the upcoming Tet Offensive (In Angel of Mercy), Bravo Co. is still unprepared for what happens to them after they are transferred to Tan Son Nhut Base outside of Saigon. Zeke and Goldman catch up with one of their men in an opium parlor and have a run-in with some Vietnamese thugs. The situation is basically under control until a female wire service correspondent -- Alex Devlin -- butts in. Alex explains that she was following up on a story lead. Lt. McKay is introduced as a chopper pilot who will be shuttling Bravo Co. As they prepare to leave on a mission, Zeke opens a letter from his ex-wife who claims she will soon arrive in Saigon to see him. The company is landed in a hot-LZ and only gets saved from sure disaster when Lt. McKay uses his helicopter to fire machine guns at the hostile position. Alex meets up with Jake Bridger who tells a story about VC infiltrating the cities as peasants. McKay and Goldman start to "argue" over both their increasing interests in Alex Devlin.


 
5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.13  - "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Liberace" (1984)
Rick and A.J. find themselves helping a little girl in locating her father in Las Vegas on Christmas Eve.



6:00pm
High Incident 2.18  - "Show Me The Money" (1997)
 
7:00pm
Abaza TV Review of ABC Fall 2011 Upfront (R)
 
8:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 18th 2011
San Jose Sharks 3 @ 7 Vancouver Canucks
[Van leads series 2-0]
 
11:00pm
Criminal Minds 6.24 - "Supply & Demand" (2011)
As the BAU searches for a suspected human trafficking ring when the bodies of two missing persons are found in the trunk of a car, Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner intimates there could be changes within the team due to budget cuts as Jennifer "JJ" Jareau returns to the FBI. The team is also assisted by SSA Andi Swan, the head of the Domestic Trafficking Task Force.


midnight
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.12 - "The Girl in the Blue Mask" (2011)
Cooper and the Red Cell team try to stop a killer who disfigures his victims' faces.


1:00am
Midnight Caller 3.06 - "Life Without Possibility (1)" (1990)
Nikki shows who's the new boss by insisting Jack cover a prison riot near San Francisco. Jack arrives at the prison and becomes part of a chosen delegation to go inside and witness the atrocities the convicts are rebelling against. Unknowingly, Jack becomes the target of one of the inmates, who has a personal score to settle.


 
2:00am
Hack 2.18 - "The Reckoning" (2004)
Series Finale
When a drug dealer framed by Mike and Marcellus after they were unable to arrest him legitimately is released from prison, he begins to wield a path of destruction through Mike's life, endangering Liz and Jamie; Mike and Liz decide to move their relationship forward.



3:00am
super web girls

3:03am
Lucilla

3:05am
Baci #110

3:06am
Baci #122

3:07am
babe

3:08am
cam girls

3:09am
IFBB Ramona

3:15am
Bikini village

3:18am
Miss Bikini

3:26am
Miss Bikini

3:28am
Miss Bikini

3:29am
bikini blonde arm wrestler
continued

3:34am
orange bikini

3:35am
sofia

3:40am
SOPHIA MARIE IN GOLD

3:43AM
LESLIE IN GOLD

3:47am
blonde

3:48am
yanina

3:50am
brandi

3:52am
STREETCAR SHOWOFF

3:53am
streetcar #1

3:54am
contestent #2

3:56am
contestent #3

3:57am
bikini contestent #4

3:58am
contestent #5

4:00am
contestent #6

4:01am
contestent #7

4:02am
CONTESTENT #8

4:03am
contestent #9

4:04am
contestant #10

4:05am
contestant #11

4:06am
contestant #12

4:07am
kimberly mccartney

4:11am
blue sling

4:12am
Go Go 1

4:13am
Go Go 2

4:14am
christine mendoza

4:15am
black sling

4:17am
jodi in green sling

4:20am
white sling

4:23am
shelly blue

4:24am
us sling

4:27am
white sling

4:33am
public

4:34am
white sling 3

4:39am
red sling

4:51am
cheryl

4:52am
white sling

4:53am
WICKED

4:57am
bikini

4:59am
ANGELES CITY PHILLIPINES

5:03AM
PART 2

5:06AM
PART 3

5:07AM
Club atlantis

5:12am
crystal palace

5:22am
golden nile

5:23am
dollhouse

5:27am
filipina bar girls

5:29am
CLUB ATLANTIS
PART 2

5:43AM
ANGELES CITY

5:47AM
angel witch

5:52am
bikini

5:53am
bikini girls

5:55am
miss jackie

5:56am
candice

5:58am
D&D_grec_index

5:59am
D&D
D&D

6:00am

CBS 2011-2012 Fall Upfront

The new 2011-2012 schedule is as follows:

On Monday, the veteran How I Met Your Mother returns at 8:00 PM, to provide a strong lead-in for another young comedy, 2 BROKE GIRLS, at 8:30 PM. Ashton Kutcher joins the cast of the top-rated comedy, Two and a Half Men, at 9:00 PM, followed by returning freshman hits MIKE & Molly at 9:30 PM and Hawaii Five-0 at 10:00 PM.

>> Nothing that interests me here

On Tuesday, the #1-rated scripted series, NCIS, returns at 8:00 PM followed by the #2-rated scripted series, NCIS: LOS ANGELES, at 9:00 PM, providing a powerful lead-in to the new drama, UNFORGETTABLE, at 10:00 PM.

>> Unforgettable will get the PVR trial treatment. Poppy Montgomery is always good.


On Wednesday, SURVIVOR returns to the time period it improved 100% in viewers last season (8:00 PM). Criminal Minds, one of the top-rated dramas on television, is back at 9:00 PM, and is paired with CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION to form a strong two-hour crime drama block from 9:00-11:00 PM.

>>> I will miss Criminal Minds Suspect Behavior, but the move of CSI to this slot is interesting. I can see it retaining my attention, especially if they run promos during CM.
Criminal Minds will be on the Abaza schedule for sure.

On Thursday, CBS adds a new comedy and drama to the middle of the line-up, book-ended by two established hit series: television’s #1 comedy, The Big Bang Theory, returns at 8:00 PM, providing a strong lead-in to the new comedy, HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN. J.J. Abrams’ new crime-thriller, PERSON OF INTEREST, joins the line-up at 9:00 PM, followed by the time-period winning drama, The Mentalist, as the night’s strong anchor at 10:00 PM.


>>> Big Bang Theory may end up on the schedule, but I dont watch it very often. How to be a gentleman was one of the pilots i was hoping they would pick up. So those two could end up on Abaza's schedule.

On Friday, CBS’s time-period winning, two-hour New York police drama block returns from 9:00-11:00 PM with CSI: NY and Blue Bloods. A unique new series opens the night at 8:00 PM with A GIFTED MAN, a medical drama with a spiritual twist.

>> Nothing here of interest.

On Saturday, original programming opens the night at 8:00 PM with Rules of Engagement, which will be paired with COMEDYTIME at 8:30 PM, featuring encore broadcasts of CBS comedies. The successful duo of CRIMETIME at 9:00 PM and the time period-winning 48 Hours Mystery at 10:00 PM closes the night.

>>  I enjoy Rules of Engagement.

Sunday night has an award-winning flare. The acclaimed and always top-rated 60 Minutes opens at 7:00 PM, followed by the seven-time Emmy Award winning series, THE Amazing Race, at 8:00 PM, leading into the critically acclaimed, award-winning drama, The Good Wife, at 9:00 PM. The always successful CSI: MIAMI caps the night at 10:00 PM.

>>> CSI Miami is an ok show, I will watch it on occasion. But it won't likely make the Abaza schedule, especially on a Sunday night that looks packed with other network's shows.

IF I RAN CBS

This is what my schedule would look like this year

Monday

8:30pm Big Dreams (Sit-com)

comedy that will use fantasy sequences to contrast a family guy's anticipation of life events with how said events actually turn out.


9:00pm Treadstone (Drama)

drama about spies who work for treadstone, the secretive corporation featured in robert ludlum's novels

10:00pm One UN Plaza (Drama)

drama set against the backdrop of the united nations in new york city


Tuesday

8:00pm Lancaster (Drama)

drama about a scotland yard detective who joins the lapd

9:00pm The Pawn (Drama)

the story follows FBI agent Patrick Bowers as he uses geospatial investigative techniques to track high profile crimes. The real life, controversial process is used by law enforcement agencies across the United States. Geo-profilers use locations, times, computer technology, and the geography of the crime to track down criminals and solve crimes.

10:00pm  Unforgettable

Wednesday

9:00pm Criminal Minds

10:00pm  CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Thursday

8:00pm  Big Bang Theory
8:30pm  How To Be A Gentleman
9:00pm ~untitled Rob Schneider project~ (Sit-Com)

comedy about a solitary guy who marries into a huge mexican-american family
9:30pm Free (Sit-com)

multi-camera comedy about a married couple who explore their freedom and start to have fun and live their life when they drop their kids off at college.




Friday



Saturday

8:00pm  Rules of Engagement
8:30pm Go Time! (Sit-com)

comedy about a gung-ho ex-marine who turns his brother's family upside down when he moves into their garage



Sunday

7:00pm Siringo (Drama)

drama based on the life of cowboy charlie siringo, a pinkerton agency operative who uses investigative techniques and his own instincts to catch crooks in late-1800s old west



8:00pm ~untitled Wilson & McKenna project~ (Drama)

an ensemble cop drama set in a canadian-u.s. cross-border town


9:00pm  Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior

10:00pm CSI Miami


I think CBS has overtaken NBC as my favorite network. A lot of great shows and a lot of shows that are watchable even if they are not "can't miss TV".

ABC 2011-2012 Upfront

ABC’s fall primetime schedule is as follows (all times listed are Eastern); new shows are in bold:


MONDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars”

10:00 p.m. “Castle”

>> Nothing for me here.


TUESDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Last Man Standing”

8:30 p.m. “Man Up”

9:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show”

10:00 p.m. “Body Of Proof”

>>>Nothing here for me.



WEDNESDAY: 8:00 p.m. “The Middle”

8:30 p.m. “Suburgatory”

9:00 p.m. “Modern Family”

9:30 p.m. “Happy Endings”

>> It won't make the Abaza schedule right out of the gate but I'll likely PVR "Suburgatory" and see if it is any good.

10:00 p.m. “Revenge”




THURSDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Charlie’s Angels”

9:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”

10:00 p.m. “Private Practice”

>>> Charlie Angels will get the PVR treatment to see if it is any good



FRIDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”

9:00 p.m. “Shark Tank”

10:00 p.m. “20/20”


>>> Nothing here for me




SATURDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”

>>> Usually worth watching


SUNDAY: 7:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”

8:00 p.m. “Once Upon a Time”

9:00 p.m. “Desperate Housewives”

10:00 p.m. “Pan Am”

>>> Pan Am may very well be the new show I am looking forward to the most of any network. It could join Mad Men and Walking Dead on a powerful Abaza TV Sunday night schedule

IF I RAN ABC
 
This is what my schedule would look like
 
Monday
 
9:00pm Courtroom 302 (Drama)

(from Random House's web site, October 2010) Courtroom 302 is the fascinating story of one year in Chicago's Cook County Criminal Courthouse, the busiest felony courthouse in the country. Here we see the system through the eyes of the men and women who experience it, not only in the courtroom but in the lockup, the jury room, the judge's chambers, the spectators' gallery. From the daily grind of the court to the highest-profile case of the year, Steve Bogira's masterful investigation raises fundamental issues of race, civil rights, and justice in America.

10:00pm
Georgetown (Drama)

drama about a quartet of young staffers in washington, d.c. who share a dupont circle townhouse together.



Tuesday
 
9:00pm Poe (Drama)

period drama which envisions the famed author as the world's very first detective in 1840s boston

10:00pm  Detroit 1-8-7
 
Wednesday
 
8:30pm  Suburgatory
 
9:00pm  Modern Family
 
Thursday
 
8:00pm  Charlies Angels
 
9:00pm I PI (Drama)

drama about an investigator who learned everything he ever needed to know about being a p.i. from watching shows like "magnum, p.i." and "simon and simon" while growing up



10:00pm MI-5 (Drama)

drama based on the u.k. series about the work of a group of MI-5 officers based at the service's thames house headquarters in highly secure offices known as the grid


Friday
encore presentations
 
 
Saturday
NCCA College Football
 
Sunday
 
8:00pm Headhunter (Drama)

drama about a headhunter entangled into a corporate power game

9:00pm Hallelujah (Drama)

drama about a tiny town in tennessee which finds itself being torn apart by the forces of good and evil

10:00pm  Pan Am (Drama)


Not a bad line-up, but a lot of empty spots. I will miss Detroit 1-8-7 this year as it was the only thing I used to watch on Tuesday nights.

Tuesday, May 17th 2011

6:00am
Law & Order: Los Angeles 1.14 - "Runyon Canyon" (2011)
The strangulation of a university student puts Detectives Morales and Jaruszalski on campus where they investigate the freshman pre-med's life for leads. What they find is a girl who did not match her cover. Unfortunately, all this knowledge will not help DDAs Dekker and Rubirosa when one last surprise surfaces during the trial.


7:00am
MLB Baseball
May 16th 2011
Minnesota Twins  2 @  5 Seattle Mariners

9:00am
Movie: "Fright Night" (1985)
Chris Sarandon, Roddy McDowall
When a teenager learns that his next door neighbour is a vampire, no one will believe him.

11:00am
Zbyszko - Sammartino

11:07am
Steamboat v Zbyszko

11:16am
Steamboat v Muraco

11:23am
Piper v Muraco

11:32am
Piper v Orndorff

11:40am
Hogan v Atlas

11:45am
Snuka - Backlund

11:48am
Snuka & Orndorff v Brute Bernard & Chris Tolos

11:56am
Wahoo McDaniels v Greg Valentine


noon
The White Shadow 3.01 - "Reunion (1)" (1980)
The third season begins with Coach Reeves visiting Bayside Queens , New York, for his 20th high school reunion and reuniting with old friends, including a high school teammate, an old girlfriend, and his father, whose health is failing. Prior to his leaving, he gets a surprise: Jim Willis has left and Sybil Buchanan is now Carver High School principal!



1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.05 - "Sensitivity" (2005)
Tommy has a chance at finding his kids with help from his oldest daughter. Chief Jerry asks his son for help when his wife's condition worsens.

2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 1.04 - "Blue Balls" (2006)
The truce between Cake and O'Malley threatens to fall apart even as a mysterious infection sweeps through the goalie ranks.



2:30pm
South Park 1.04 - "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride" (1997)
Stan has a new dog, Sparky (voiced by George Clooney), that is different from other dogs. He is homosexual. This troubles Stan, who has to concentrate on quarterbacking the South Park Elementary football team against Middle Park. Stan could be key in beating the 70 point spread against them. Sparky, after being hurt by Stan's feelings about his lifestyle, runs away and meets Big Gay Al. Stan, distraught by Sparky's disappearance, sets out to find him.


3:00pm
The Border 2.03 - "Floral Tribute" (2008)
When several Junkies turn up dead from poisoned African herion, ICS must track down the smugglers.



4:00pm
Tour of  Duty 1.21 - "The Hill" (1988)
Season Finale
Goldman and Nikki have a great time on a brief R&R that they spend together on China Beach. Their reunion is marred by the fact that Nikki refuses to marry him, fearing he will be killed in combat. Goldman returns to Firebase Ladybird to find that his unit has been assigned to help take Hill 1000. They've taken it before and lost it before. And this battle promises to be the worst. Even after the bunker is finally taken, it is found empty. They go back down so that a plane can spray a defoliate. They must go back and take that hill yet again. Horn has, in the meantime, gotten in trouble with a young -- and new -- officer. Sitting at the bottom of the hill and awaiting the court-martial, he sees a wounded Taylor and he decides to go back with his buddies and fight. Horn is seriously wounded and sent home.

5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.12 - "Revolution #9 1/2" (1984)
Rick and A.J.'s fun-loving fortune-hunting uncle drags them off to an island in the South Seas in hopes of finding out what happened with crazy investment that had started to pay off, but then the checks stopped.



6:00pm
High Incident 2.17 - "Excessive Force" (1997)

7:00pm
NHL Playoffs
May 17th 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning 5  @ 6 Boston Bruins
[Series tied 1-1]


10:00pm
Abaza TV Review of FOX Fall 2011 Upfront
my analysis


11:00pm
Law & Order: Los Angeles 1.14 - "Runyon Canyon" (2011)

midnight
Midnight Caller 3.05 - "Sale Away (2)" (1990)
Devon struggles with the sale of KJCM, wanting to ensure that her employees are well taken care of. She and Jack continue to lock horns, until push comes to shove in the delivery room! Jack has to decide whether to stay on at KJCM or move on to greener pastures.



1:00am
Hack 2.17 - "One For My Baby" (2004)
As Mike and his passenger exchange "she done me wrong" stories, he reminiscences about the time he almost fell for the charms of a greedy woman whose doctor lover deceived her husband into believing that he was dying. Marcellus arrests her lover for helping her husband arrange for a hitman so that his wife could collect on the double indemnity clause of his life insurance policy, but is unable to file charges on the woman both Mike and Marcellus believe was behind the entire plot.



2:00am
Criminal Minds 3.07 - "Identity" (2007)
The BAU is called to Montana to investigate the case of three kidnapped and murdered women. When another woman disappears, the search leads to a man who has apparently assumed the identity of his partner who committed suicide.


3:00am
King 1.01 - "Lori Gilbert" (2011)
It's been more than a year since detective Jessica King was demoted to answering phones in emergency response, due to a "personality difference" between her and her former boss. Now a new captain has taken over the police force, and he puts her back as detective when the investigator of a high-profile case has a breakdown on live television. Impressed by her service record, the captain puts his complete faith in her, but will her new team, and the former head detective, feel the same way?

4:00am
Abaza TV Review of FOX Fall 2011 Upfront


5:00am
NHL Playoffs
May 17th 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning  5  @  6  Boston Bruins

7:00am