Monday, May 30th 2011

6:00am
Chuck 4.21 - "Chuck Versus the Wedding Planner"


7:00am
Chuck 4.23 - "Chuck Versus the Last Details"


8:00am
M*A*S*H  5.12 - "Exorcism" (1976)


8:30am
Gene Simmons Family Jewels - "Gene's Evil Twin" (2010)


9:00am
Movie: "Bowling For Columbine" (2002)
Michael Moore

11:00am
French Open Round of 16
May 29th 2011
Roger Federer defeated Stanislas Wawrinka 6-3, 6-2, 7-5

1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.13 - "Justice" (2005)
Season Finale
Tommy copes with a tragedy. Jerry must decide what to do when his wife's condition worsens. Sean has a crisis of faith. Lou learns some shocking facts about Candy. And the crew responds to a multi-level building fire with people trapped inside.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 2.04 - "Everybody's A Fag" (2007)
After playing goal in an alternative lifestyle league, Lance finds he is questioning his own plans for the future.



2:30pm
South Park 1.12 - "Mecha-Streisand" (1998)
Mr. Garrison takes his class on an archaeological dig for arrowheads. Cartman finds a mysterious triangle and the kids get on TV about this important discovery, which captures the attention of Leonard Maltin. He comes to South Park to warn about Barbra Streisand's desire to get the triangle. Barbra Streisand comes to South Park and tries to get the triangle from the kids. Barbra finally get the other triangle and becomes Mecha-Streisand, wreaking havoc upon the town. Maltin tells Chef to call Robert Smith of The Cure to come to the rescue.



3:00pm
The Border 3.11 - "Credible Threat" (2010)
Kessler and Carver scramble to stop an assassination attempt of the visiting American president.


4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.08 - "Popular Forces" (1989)
Anderson, Johnson and Ruiz train four South Vietnamese recruits whose inexperience poses problems.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.20 - "Mummy Talks" (1985)
When a graduate student in Egyptology finds an unreported mummy in the museum basement that she believes is Pharaoh Akhenaton. She hires Rick and A.J. to help her figure out what is going on.



6:00pm
Riptide 2.12 - "Prisoner of War" (1985)
Nick and his girlfriend, while returning from a date, witness an accident in which a young serviceman is fatally hit by a car.



7:00pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.03 - "Les on A Ledge" (1978)
Les' reputation, and ability to conduct locker room interviews, is on the line when a baseball player accuses him of being gay. So he takes to walking the ledge of the Flimm Building.



7:30pm
Welcome Back Kotter 1.03 - "Welcome Back (Pilot)" (1975)
Gabe Kotter wakes up in the morning ready to start his first day as a teacher at his alma mater, James Buchanan high school. When he arrives, Vice Principle Woodman assigns Kotter to teach the remedial class of school misfits known as the Sweathogs - the class that Kotter was a part of as a student. Gabe prepares to teach the notoriously difficult class and is introduced to the four ringleaders: clueless skirtchaser Vinnie Barbarino, tough guy Juan Epstein, basketball star Freddie Washington and awkward and shy Arnold Horshack. Kotter applies some unconventional teaching methods, but the class turns into a disaster and Kotter quits. When Kotter gets home, he and his wife, Julie, get a visit from the Sweathogs who say that he's the only teacher who has cared enough to really try to teach them, and they ask him to come back and try again. In the end, Kotter decides to return to work.



8:00pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

8:30pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

9:00pm
Law & Order: Los Angeles 1.18 - "Plummer Park" (2011)
Detectives Winters and Jaruszalski investigate a botched kidnapping, which becomes complicated when they discover another crime. Unfortunately, this dilemma leaves Dekker with a ticking clock as ICE threatens to extradite witnesses who are key to his case.



10:00pm
Movie: "Green Zone" (2010)
Matt Damon, Jason Isaacs
Discovering covert and faulty intelligence causes a U.S. Army officer to go rogue as he hunts for Weapons of Mass Destruction in an unstable region.

midnight
Midnight Caller 3.14 - "Play Blotto...and Die" (1991)
A former snitch seeks Jack's help in collecting his lotto winnings. He's in the witness protection program, and he's not a very popular citizen in San Francisco! When Jack isn't successful, the would-be millionaire approaches various familiar faces to attempt to retrieve the prize.



1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.09 - "Slaves" (1997)
Michael tries to convict a Chinese mobster of running an Asian prostitution ring, but complications arise when one of the enslaved girls is killed, and another risks deportation if she agrees to testify against her boss.



2:00am
classic NHL Hockey
May 26th 1988
Boston Bruins  3  @  6  Edmonton Oilers
[Edm wins Stanley Cup 4-0]

4:00am
TV by the Numbers 1.02 - "May 30th 2011)
NBA and NHL Finals, NYC Housewives, Fringe, Soap Opera futures, May Sweeps finals, True Blood, Cable news ratings, Jay Leno & Jimmy Fallon.

4:30am
WCW Monday Nitro
January 8th, 1996 (edited for time)
Chris Benoit defeated Alex Wright...Eddy Guerrero defeated Steven Regal...Sting defeated Diamond Dallas Page by submission...Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage defeated World Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair, and Arn Anderson.


6:00am