Friday, May 27th 2011

7:00am
TNA iMpact
May 26th 2011
Rob van Dam v Kurt Angle

9:00am
Outlaw Bikers - "The Last Spartan"
Winnipeg's biker war between the Spartans and the Los Bravos, complicated by both clubs' desire to patch over with the Hell's Angels.

10:00am
Special; "Pirate City" (2011)
Once a haven for pirates, Port Royal in Jamaica was buried in a volcanic eruption.

noon
The White Shadow 3.08 - "Mister Hero" (1981)
While out on a joyride in a stolen car, Stone moves an unconscious woman from a car blocking the road. Shortly afterward, the car explodes, and now Stone is a hero for saving the woman's life. He milks the attention for all it's worth until the truth is brought to light



1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.12 - "Happy" (2005)
Tommy's sister suddenly shows up in town when their dad is about to inherit 56 million dollars. Tommy and Janet decide to renew their wedding vows. Meanwhile, Mike is worried when he finds a lump.



2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 2.03 - "Domi Daze" (2007)
Short Bus offends a former professional hockey enforcer and Cake finds himself in the uncomfortable position of defending his goalie as a result.



2:30pm
South Park 1.11 - "Tom's Rhinoplasty" (1998)
Mr. Garrison decides to get a nose job. On the day of his operation, he gets Ms. Ellen to substitute for him. After the operation is complete, he discovers that he can have his dream career: hanging out and screwing hot chicks. Now Ms. Ellen is the new teacher, but that is OK because the boys all have a crush on her, especially Stan, which makes Wendy extremely jealous.



3:00pm
The Border 3.10 - "Spoils of War" (2009)
ICS and MI6 uncover a Canadian link to coltan smuggling in the Congo.

4:00pm
Tour of Duty 2.07 - "I Wish It Would Rain" (1989)
Goldman's platoon leaves on another mission that brings them close to the Cambodian border -- which they are forbidden to cross. The VC attack and the Americans follow them to a stream that marks the edge of Cambodia, where the Americans stop, allowing the VC time to recover. The platoon goes back to planting electronic sensors but a soldier is killed. His friend (Taft) goes plunging across the stream after the VC (out of grief and rage). The rest of the GIs have no choice but to follow him. Alex is working on a story about this issue : American's crossing the border. Later Goldman and Alex go to an Embassy party while Myron has little patience with, and Zeke and Jennifer must cancel a date when Taft goes crazy and plunges into an ammo dump holding a live grenade.



5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.19 - "The Mickey Mouse Mob" (1985)
A candidate in a major union election hires Rick and A.J. to find out who is blackmailing him. Their investigation brings them to the attention of the bosses from the East and West mob organizations.



6:00pm
Abaza TV - 2010-2011 All NHL Team
G> Tim Thomas (Bos), Cory Schneider (Van)
D> Zdeno Chara (Bos), Kevin Bieksa (Van), Dion Phaneuf (Tor), Shane O'Brien (Nas), John Erskine (Was), Tom Gilbert (Edm)
LW> Milan Lucic (Bos), Alex Burrows (Van), Curtis Glencross (Cal), Clarke MacArthur (Tor)
C> Jonathan Toews (Chi), Alex Steen (STL), Nathan Gerbe (Buf), Blair Betts (Phi)
RW>Martin St. Louis (TB), Teemu Selanne (Ana), Jordan Eberle (Edm), Colton Orr (Tor)
Coach> Barry Trotz (Nas)
GM> Steve Yzerman (TB)

7:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 27th 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning 0  @ 1 Boston Bruins
[Bos wins series 4-3]

10:00pm
Chuck 4.21 - "Chuck Versus the Wedding Planner"
When Chuck and Sarah get conned out of their wedding money, there is only one man they can turn to for help -- Sarah's conman father, Jack Burton. Meanwhile, Morgan pressures Casey to face Alex's mother, Kathleen.


11:00pm
Chuck 4.23 - "Chuck Versus the Last Details"
Chuck and Sarah's wedding planning includes one final detail: ensuring that the mother-of-the-groom makes it to the ceremony on time and alive. Meanwhile, Morgan's responsibilities as Best Man include his most dangerous mission yet, as he faces Vivian Volkoff. Elsewhere, Ellie tends to the last details of the rehearsal dinner and seeks help from an unlikely source.

midnight
Midnight Caller 3.13 - "Uninvited Guests" (1991)
When Zymak's relationship with an immigration officer seems to be clouding his judgment in a murder investigation, Jack becomes involved at the request of one of the deceased person's relatives.




1:00am
Michael Hayes 1.08 - "Death and Taxes" (1997)
The murder of a Russian immigrant leads Michael to the Russian Mob and its possible involvement in a multimillion-dollar gasoline tax scam. Meanwhile, Danny is approached by loan sharks.




2:00am
M*A*S*H  5.11 - "The Colonel's Horse" (1976)
While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Lips, and all is well when Potter returns, except Klinger. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge.

2:30am
M*A*S*H  5.12 - "Exorcism" (1976)
After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position.

3:00am
Gene Simmons Family Jewels - "Gene's Evil Twin" (2010)

3:30am
Outlaw Bikers - "The Last Spartan"

4:30am
Special; "Pirate City" (2011)

6:30am
M*A*S*H 5.11 - "The Colonel's Horse" (1976)


7:00am