Monday, May 14th 2012

6:00am
MLB Baseball
May 13th 2012
Toronto Blue Jays  3  @  4  Minnesota Twins

8:00am
Special; "Eddie Murphy Delirious" (1983) (TV)
Eddie Murphy's raunchy, raucous stand-up comedy routine is captured for posterity on this tape. Not for folks who dislike foul language.

9:10am
M*A*S*H 2.02 - "5 O'Clock Charlie" (1973)
An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.

9:40am
The Muppet Show 4.10 - "Lola Falana" (1979)
After years of failure Gonzo is actually appreciated for the actor he is and decides to quit the Muppet Show and move on to movies. Piggy, more jealous than sad, asks Gonzo to refer her to the director. This is one of the episodes that teeters on the edge of being very sad.

10:10am
Classic NHL on CTV
Wales Confrence Finals Game #1
May 5, 1985
Philadelphia Flyers 1 @ 2 Quebec Nordiques

noon
short; "Plant Pilferage" (1965) (32 min)
another Highway Safety Foundation movie

12:32pm
short; "Special Delivery" (1964) (28 min)
another Higway Safety Foundation movie


1:00pm
Less Than Kind 1.01 - "To Be A Man" (2008)
Fifteen year old Sheldon Blecher has an epiphany during his delayed Bar Mitzvah and comes to realaize and accept that his family is weird and his life basically sucks.

1:30pm
Movie: "Indian Summer" (1993)
Alan Arkin, Matt Craven
Seven friends reunite for a week-long reunion at a summer camp in Ontario they used to attend as children which is now threatened with being closed down.

3:00pm
Movie: "Weird Science" (1985)
Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
Two nerdish boys attempt to create the perfect woman, but she turns out to be more than that.

4:30pm
Combat Hospital 1.01 - "Welcome to Kandahar" (2011)
Two new doctors arrive at the NATO Role 3 Medical Unit at Kandahar Airfield and must face rocket attacks and waves of wounded soldiers and civilians all in their first 48 hours.
5:30pm
Mad Men 3.13 - "Shut The Door, Have A Seat" (2009)
Season Finale
Don has a big meeting with Connie about their future relationship. Betty is the beneficiary of some interesting advice and Pete has a serious sit-down with some clients.

6:30pm
Happy Days 1.14 - "the Best Man" (1974)
Howard's old army buddy, a black man, asks Howard to be the best man at his wedding. Howard and Marion consider holding the wedding at their home when the man can't find anyone else willing to do it.

7:00pm
Abaza TV FOX 2012 Upfront
Fox Sports Saturday (MLB Baseball playoffs / College Football)
Sunday: The Simpsons


7:30pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
May 14th 2012
New Jersey Devils  0  @  3  New York Rangers

10:30pm
Less Than Kind 1.02 - "Top of The Class" (2008)
Sheldon battles to become team captain of his school's "Top of the Class" squad. Meanwhile, Josh runs into some old high school chums who plan to teach him a lesson in humility

11:00pm
Movie: "Four Brothers" (2005)
Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson
Four brothers look to avenge their mother's death.
1:00am
CFL Football
Aug 13th 2011
Winnipeg Blue Bombers 30 @ 17 BC Lions

3:00am
MLB Baseball
May 14th 2012
Chicago Cubs  6  @  4  St. Louis Cardinals

5:00am
The Border 2.06 - "Prescriptive Measures" (2008)
When an American rock star is killed by counterfeit pharmaceuticals, ICS must find the Canadian link but Agent LaGarda takes matters into her own hands.

6:00am