Monday, February 8th 2016

6:05am
Movie: "The Oxford Murders" (2008)
Elijah Wood, John Hurt
At Oxford University, a professor and a grad student work together to try to stop a potential series of murders seemingly linked by mathematical symbols.

7:50am
The Dukes of Hazzard 5.05 - "The Hazzardgate Tape" (1982)
Boss double-crosses the Bosses of a few neighboring counties and they're out to get him. The Dukes let him hold up on the farm until Vance plans to expose them by tape-recording their scheme. Mel Tillis performs at the Boar's Nest.

8:40am
The Dukes of Hazzard 5.06 - "Big Daddy" (1982)
Boss frames Coy and Vance by putting a hot license plate on the General Lee. But Boss calls off the chase when he is told that his daddy is coming to Hazzard who is supposedly a Good Samaritan - but his driver robs them.

9:30am
Movie: "Mannequin" (1987)
Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall
A young artist, searching for his vocation, makes a mannequin so perfect he falls in love with it. Finding the mannequin in a store window, he gets a job there and his creation comes to life.

11:00am
Night Court 6.13 - "Clip Show (2)" (1989)
A city auditor tries to investigate some of the more bizarre expenses attributed to Harry's court (via flashbacks) but he's interrupted by a clown wielding a gun and threatening to shoot everyone.

11:25am
Night Court 6.14 - "The Trouble is Not in Your Set" (1989)
A woman who can't tell where her life begins and television ends interrupts the proceedings brandishing a grenade and demanding that her husband be released from prison and given a pardon.

11:50am
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.09 - "19 Down (1)" (2008)
When a new murder leads to a connection with an infamous serial killer, Grissom secretly joins the class of well-known criminal pathologist Dr. Raymond Langston (Fishburne), to gain access to the killer and get a crack in the case
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12:40pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.10 - "One To Go (2)" (2009)
The CSI team works to close Grissom's last open case, the "Dick & Jane" murders, as Grissom prepares to leave the team for good. Before leaving, Grissom offers Dr. Raymond Langston, who helped the CSI's with the "Dick & Jane" case, a permanent position as part of the CSI team.more

1:30pm
Trapper John, M.D.  4.12 - "Life, Death and Vinnie Duncan" (1983)
Vinnie Duncan, Gonzo's good friend, leads a fund campaign for rare-disease drugs.

2:20pm
Trapper John, M.D. 4.13 - "Baby on the Line" (1983)
A baby admitted to the hospital for a urinary tract infection turns out to be a hermaphrodite, sparking a battle between the parents over which sex it should be.

3:10pm
Seinfeld 8.03 - "The Bizarro Jerry" (1996)
George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.

3:35pm
Seinfeld 8.04 - "The Little Kicks" (1996)
Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a terrible dancer.

4:00pm
Seinfeld 8.05 - "The Package" (1996)
A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute girl at the "One Hour Photo" place.

4:25pm
Dellaventura 1.01 - "Above Reproach" (1997)
Dellaventura helps a judicial appointee being framed in a fake sex scandal and tracks a wayward husband hiding an embarrassing secret.

5:15pm
Dellaventura 1.02 - "Pilot" (1997)
A private investigator and his specialized team of detectives are hired to stop a stalker who is obsessed with the Asian woman he once raped.

6:05pm
Dellaventura 1.03 - "Music of the Night" (1997)
Dellaventura seeks to prove a singer was murdered by a recording executive, and help a lovestruck man find a woman he became smitten with in the subway system.

7:00pm
Superstore 1.09 - "All-Nighter" (2016)
The Cloud 9 employees are forced to spend the night in the store while waiting for an important truck delivery. With tensions escalating and hours to kill, the staffers begin bonding in odd and creative ways.

7:30pm
The Middle 7.14 - "Film, Friends and Fruit Pies" (2016)
A piece of plastic has Frankie and Mike searching for the appliance it belongs to, while Brick becomes an overbearing director for his school project. Sue's excited to have Lexie as her new roommate until Lexie charges Sue for half of everything as she goes crazy buying things for their room. Axl stresses out when his boss tells him the fruit pie division is soon to be shut down.

8:00pm
Lucifer 1.03 - "The Would-Be Prince of Darkness" (2016)
A 22-year-old quarterback ends up with a dead girl in his swimming pool, and he's the prime suspect. Lucifer, who helped set him up with the girl, isn't convinced of his guilt and sets out with Chloe to find the guilty party.

9:00pm
The X-Files 10.04 - "Home Again" (2016)
Mulder and Scully investigate the murder of a city official, a crime that doesn't appear to have been committed by human hands. Meanwhile, Scully faces deeply emotional feelings about the child she gave up for adoption.

10:00pm
CSI: Cyber 2.12 - "Going Viral" (2016)
When residents of New York City cannot reach the police when calling 911, the Cyber team realizes this is an airborne computer virus that is infecting cell phones and must find the hacker responsible. Also, D.B. meets a woman after responding to a text she sent by mistake.

10:50pm
Lucifer 1.02 - "Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil" (2016)
Lucifer is intrigued when Chloe becomes interested in the murder of a movie actor's son. Meanwhile, Amenadiel and Maze both continue their efforts to get Lucifer to return to Hell.

11:40pm
Mini-Series: "Knots Landing: Back to the Cul-de-Sac" (1997)
William Devane, Kevin Dobson
Love thy neighbor. (Just watch your back.)

5:40am