Wednesday, April 5th 2017

6:45am
The Middle 8.18 - "The Par-Tay" (2017)
Bill Norwood (recurring guest star PAT FINN) is so upset with Mike for poaching his plumber at a reduced rate that their friendship could be at risk. Meanwhile, after having a fun mother-daughter picnic, Frankie is crushed when Sue - who usually tells her everything - won't divulge who the mystery guy is that she has a crush on; and Brick convinces Axl to let him hang out with him at college over the weekend - not to visit the library but to have some fun and par-tay!

7:10am
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7:40am
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8:10am
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8:53am
NHL Hockey
April 5, 2017
Calgary Flames  1  @  3  Anaheim Ducks

10:50am
Roseanne 3.10 - "Dream Lover" (1990)
Roseanne feels threatened when Dan is having recurring dreams about another woman.

11:15am
Roseanne 3.11 - "Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?" (1990)
Dan and Roseanne stay out late reliving their dating days while simultaneously trying to scare Becky and Darlene into respecting their curfews.

11:40am
Roseanne 3.12 - "Confessions" (1990)
Roseanne's mother, Beverly, visits for the weekend, much to the dismay of the family. Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over to help keep her from being alone with her mother. While confessing youthful transgressions to their Mom for fun, Jackie discovers that her parents always thought she had potential to make something out of herself; while Roseanne discovers that they always knew that she would "just" be an ordinary housewife and mother. Roseanne finds this revelation hurtful, and wonders if she treats her own daughters that differently.

12:05pm
MLB Baseball
April 5, 2017
Kansas City Royals 1  @ 9  Minnesota Twins

3:20pm
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil 1.05 - "Monster Fat" (2010)
The fattest girl in school uses the book to become skinny, but her leftover fat creates a monster that turns all the other girls in the school fat. Jenny becomes fat and Todd has to prove to her that his feelings for her aren't shallow.

3:45pm
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil 1.06 - "Invasion of the Stupid Snatchers" (2010)
A slow-witted student uses the book to become the smartest kid in school, so the book creates a "stupid smoke" that makes everyone who breathes it stupid except for him, much to the amusement of stoners Curtis and Todd.

4:10pm
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil 1.07 - "Terrible Twin Turf Tussle" (2010)
Jenny begins a lesbian relationship, causing the girl's jealous twin sister to use the book, creating clones armies of the sisters who battle it out in the school hallways. Hannah creates Todd a special suit so he can sense Pure Evil.

4:35pm
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil 1.08 - "Cockfight" (2010)
A bully with a small penis is enraged when Todd sends a picture of it around the school. He uses the book to give himself a mammoth member, which goes out of control and starts turning anyone who looks at it to stone, starting with Curtis.

5:00pm
Movie: "Ocean's Thirteen" (2007)
George Clooney, Brad Pitt
Danny Ocean rounds up the boys for a third heist, after casino owner Willy Bank double-crosses one of the original eleven, Reuben Tishkoff.

7:00pm
The X-Files 3.13 - "Syzygy" (1996)
A rare alignment of the planets gives two teenage girls dangerous telekinetic powers.

7:50pm
The Goldbergs 4.20 - "The Dynamic Duo" (2017)
Adam and Pops debate the newest Batman film while Erica goes on a college interview.

8:15pm
Modern Family 8.19 - "Frank's Wedding" (2017)
Phil's father Frank gets married in a gangster themed wedding. Jay expresses that one of the pleasures of growing old is being able to say no.

8:40pm
Law & Order: SVU  18.15 - "Know it All" (2017)
The suspect in a rape and murder investigation threatens to reveal the secrets of those working the case.

9:30pm
Movie: "Batman" (1989)
Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson
The Dark Knight of Gotham City begins his war on crime with his first major enemy being the clownishly homicidal Joker.

11:35pm
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12:10am
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1:12am
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2:10am
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3:03am
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4:02am
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5:01am
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5:50am
Goth-teen-blowjob 30
goth gangbang 16

6:36am