Monday, May 1st 2017

6:05am
Community 1.05 - "Advanced Criminal Law" (2009)
Señor Chang is on the hunt for a cheater and threatens to fail the entire class if the culprit doesn't come forward. When someone confesses, Jeff comes to their defense. Meanwhile, Annie recruits Pierce to write the new school song.

6:30am
Community 1.06 - "Football, Feminism and You" (2009)
Jeff talks Troy into playing for the college's football team, sparking Annie's anger. Pierce helps the dean come up with a new mascot, and Britta tries to become Shirley's bathroom friend.

6:55am
Community 1.07 - "Introduction to Statistics" (2009)
Will Jeff blow off Annie's Halloween party and sell out his other classmates in order to get a chance to score with a sexy professor?

7:20am
Movie: "The Hangover Part II" (2011)
Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis
Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.

9:00am
Movie: "Faster" (2010)
Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton
An ex-con gets on a series of apparently unrelated killings. He gets tracked by a veteran cop with secrets of his own and an egocentric hit man.

10:35am
Movie: "The Expendables" (2010)
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent.

12:15pm
Community 1.01 - "Pilot" (2009)
An ex-lawyer is forced to return to community college to get a degree. However, he tries to use the skills he learned as a lawyer to get the answers to all his tests and pick up on a sexy woman in his Spanish class.

12:40pm
Community 1.02 - "Spanish 101" (2009)
Jeff takes steps to ensure that Brita will be his partner in Spanish class, but winds up with Pierce instead.

1:05pm
Community 1.03 - "Introduction to Film" (2009)
Brita comes between Abed and his father when she signs him up for a film class, and Jeff risks failing a class unless he "seizes the day."   

1:30pm
Community 1.04 - "Social Psychology" (2009)
Jeff and Shirley bond by making fun of Britta's new hippie boyfriend, which doesn't go well for any involved. Meanwhile, Troy and Abed become pawns in Annie's psychology experiment.

1:55pm
Community 1.05 - "Advanced Criminal Law" (2009)
Señor Chang is on the hunt for a cheater and threatens to fail the entire class if the culprit doesn't come forward. When someone confesses, Jeff comes to their defense. Meanwhile, Annie recruits Pierce to write the new school song.

2:20pm
Community 1.06 - "Football, Feminism and You" (2009)
Jeff talks Troy into playing for the college's football team, sparking Annie's anger. Pierce helps the dean come up with a new mascot, and Britta tries to become Shirley's bathroom friend.

2:45pm
Community 1.07 - "Introduction to Statistics" (2009)
Will Jeff blow off Annie's Halloween party and sell out his other classmates in order to get a chance to score with a sexy professor?

3:10pm
Bosom Buddies 1.01 - "Pilot" (1980)
When they're forced to vacate their apartment, Kip and Henry don dresses to sneak into a women's hotel where their friend Amy lives.

3:35pm
Bosom Buddies 1.02 - "My Brother, My Sister, Myself" (1980)
The new hotel manager catches Kip in his underwear, so Amy concocts a story about Buffy and Hildy's brothers, Kip and Henry.

4:00pm
Bosom Buddies 1.03 - "Loathe Thy Neighbor" (1980)
Feuds erupt amongst Amy and Sonny and Kip and Henry.

4:25pm
Bosom Buddies 1.04 - "Macho Man" (1980)
Henry worries that people don't perceive him to be masculine, so he overcompensates.

4:50pm
Bosom Buddies 1.05 - "What Price Glory?" (1981)
The boys try to out-sleaze a rival ad man to land an account. Meanwhile Isabelle leads a self-defense class.

5:15pm
Bosom Buddies 1.06 - "Kip and Sonny's Date" (1981)
Sonny and a nervous Kip double-date with Henry and Ruth's purple-haired niece who calls herself Andrea Puss.

5:40pm
The Jeffersons 5.05 - "George's Dream" (1978)
George dreams it's 1996 - his friends and his wife are commemorating the silver anniversary of his first store (and he now has twenty), but he's dead.

6:05pm
The Jeffersons 5.08 - "Half a Brother" (1978)
George is up for a nomination as a member of the Board of Directors of his bank. When the Bank President's daughter takes an interest in Alan, he tries to keep them apart.

6:30pm
NHL Playoffs
May 1, 2017
Washington Capitals 3 @ 2 Pittsburgh Penguins (OT)
[Penguins lead series 2-1]

9:45pm
Gotham 3.16 - "Heroes Rise: These Delicate and Dark Obsessions" (2017)
Gordon discovers new information about his father and uncle's past just as the Court of Owls devises a new plan for the future of Gotham.

10:35pm
Better Call Saul 3.04 - "Sabrosito" (2017)
Jimmy calls in a favor from Mike. Meanwhile, new complications disrupt the Salamancas' business; and Chuck and Jimmy struggle to compromise.

11:25pm
Community 1.08 - "Home Economics" (2009)
When Jeff loses his home and his car, he is forced to move into Abed's dorm room. Troy has a big date, but why is a jealous Annie trying to help? Meanwhile, Pierce becomes the keyboardist for Vaughn's band.

11:50pm
Community 1.09 - "Debate 109" (2009)
Jeff reluctantly agrees to be Annie's debate partner, Britta humors Pierce by letting him try hypnotherapy on her to get her to stop smoking, and the gang begins to think that Abed's films may predict their future.

12:15am
Grey's Anatomy 4.09 - "Crash Into Me: Part 1" (2007)
An accident in the ER bay leaves two paramedics fighting for their lives, and a third who refuses Bailey's care. Meanwhile, Alex juggles two women, and Lexie begins to bond with a patient.

1:05am
Grey's Anatomy 4.10 - "Crash Into Me: Part 2" (2007)
Tragedy abounds for everyone at Seattle Grace as they all continue in efforts to get the paramedic out of the overturned ambulance, stop the bleeding of a man who won't quit, and a bigot with a Nazi tattoo on his stomach. On the personal side, Rebecca returns to spend time with Alex, Miranda's husband finds it harder to wait for her while she's in surgery, and Cristina still tries to get on Hahn's good side, even though Bailey has put her elsewhere.

1:55am
Grey's Anatomy 4.11 - "Lay Your Hands on Me" (2008)
Bailey's son comes to the ER, Derek takes a housing step that puts pressure on Meredith, Izzie has a crisis of faith, and Cristina's choice may change her course with Hahn.

2:45am
Movie: "The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall
Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.

4:25am
Community 1.08 - "Home Economics" (2009)
When Jeff loses his home and his car, he is forced to move into Abed's dorm room. Troy has a big date, but why is a jealous Annie trying to help? Meanwhile, Pierce becomes the keyboardist for Vaughn's band.

4:50am
Community 1.09 - "Debate 109" (2009)
Jeff reluctantly agrees to be Annie's debate partner, Britta humors Pierce by letting him try hypnotherapy on her to get her to stop smoking, and the gang begins to think that Abed's films may predict their future.

5:15am
Grey's Anatomy 4.09 - "Crash Into Me: Part 1" (2007)
An accident in the ER bay leaves two paramedics fighting for their lives, and a third who refuses Bailey's care. Meanwhile, Alex juggles two women, and Lexie begins to bond with a patient.

6:05am