Monday, July 18th 2011

5:00am
Audio Read
Dethroning the King: The Hostile Takeover of Anheuser-Busch - Julie Macintosh

11:00am
Classic Tennis
1985 Player's Canadian Open Finals
August 18th, 1985 Montreal Quebec
John McEnroe defeated Ivan Lendl 7-5, 6-3

1:00pm
Compilation: "Damon Packard Present's 70's Commercials" (2007)
One full hour of TV brainwash compiled by Damon Packard (Reflections of Evil)
plus a 60's flashback timewarp via an unnamed blooper reel.

2:00pm
Compilation: "Stranger Danger"
Two hours of creepy, campy and twisted classroom
scarefilms warning of the dangers of strangers!
Boys Beware, Girls Beware, The Strange Ones,
Strangers We Meet, Don't Talk To Strangers, Say No
To Strangers, The Cautious Twins, Strangers, and The
Stranger. Guaranteed to shock as well as entertain, the
info presented is actually pretty good advice! Highly
recommended lost schoolhouse curio.

4:00pm
movie: "Hot Rod" (2007)
Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone
Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?

5:30pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

6:00pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

6:30pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

7:00pm
MLB Baseball
July 18th 2011
Cleveland Indians  6  @  3  Minnesota Twins

10:00pm
Law & Order 19.07 - "Zero" (2008)
A woman's body is found in a city garden, leaving Bernard and Lupo to sort through her contradictory life and her ties to a cop's death in New Jersey. Then Cutter's case is jeopardized by a law clerk with a crush whose judge requires an unusual amount of assistance.


11:00pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

11:30pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal
midnight
CSI 7.24 - "Living Doll (1)" (2007)
As the CSI's continue their search for and discover the identity of the "Miniature Killer", Grissom and Sara's relationship gets exposed to the rest of the team as she goes missing during the investigation. The "Miniature Killer" is finally captured, but not before a member of CSI becomes the killer's final victim.

1:00am
CSI 8.01 - "Dead Doll (2)" (2007)
With time, the weather, and the desert against them, the CSI team must work together to find Sara before she dies from the miniature killer's attack.

2:00am
CSI 2.13 - "Identity Crisis" (2002)
Grissom's nemesis, serial killer Paul Millander (Matt O'Toole), reappears and claims a third victim in this gripping episode. The latest slaying matches Millander's previous killings in that it recreates his father's murder, which Millander witnessed as a boy. In each case, the victim is shot once through the chest while lying in a bathtub. A nearby tape recorder contains the person's supposed suicide message. All three victims share the same birthday of Aug. 17---the date Millander's father was slain---with the years in descending order from 1959. So presumably, the killer's next target was born Aug. 17, 1956...which just happens to be Grissom's birthday.

3:00am
short; "Lindsay Fully Loaded" (2007) (3 min)
Lindsay Lohan's notorious drug-fueled antics get her into all kinds of trouble with the law.

3:03am
short; "Paris in Jail: The Music Video" (2007) (3 min)
Amber Hay as Paris Hilton

3:06am
short; "Harry Potter in the Hood" (2007) (3 min)
Kamen Edwards as Harry Potter

3:09am
short; "The Blair Witch Project Starring Linda Blair" (1999) (20 min)
Linda Blair

3:30am
special; "Video House Party" (1987)
Weird Al Yankovic, Joe From Chicago

4:00am
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 3.03 - "The Brutal Truth" (2008)
Gene doesn't follow the doctor's orders again, when is released from the hospital. Gene and Shannon go on the Adam Corolla Show so Gene can take his lie detector test.

4:30am
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 3.06 - "Swinging Gene" (2008)
After breaking down outside of Vegas, Gene calls everyone he could to help him out of that small town, and the one person who lives in Vegas comes to his rescue. His rescuer in none other than Carrot Top. Meanwhile at home, Shannon, Sophie, and Tracy collect the last of the ruined KISS items from fans.

5:00am
Movie: "Risky Business" (1983)
Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay
A Chicago teenager is looking for fun at home while his parents are away, but the situation quickly gets out of hand.

7:00am