Saturday, June 30th 2012

6:00am
Batman 1.19 - "The Purr-fect Crime" (1966)
Catwoman initiates a series of thefts that cause Commissioner Gordon to summon Batman and Robin. But the importance of the crimes go beyond the taking of the objects involved. The Dynamic Duo eventually find Catwoman's lair. But Robin is whisked away while Batman is given a choice between two doors. If he picks the right door, he'll find Catwoman. If he picks the wrong one, he'll face certain doom. The hero makes the wrong selection and is about to be attacked by a tiger.



6:30am
Batman 1.20 - "Better Luck Next Time" (1966)
Batman evades the attacking tiger thanks to his utility belt. First, he scales the wall. Then, he uses a sonic device "to split the tiger's skull," as narrator William Dozier informs us. The hero still has to free Robin, who is facing a separate death trap. Once that task is completed, the Dynamic Duo are back on Catwoman's trail. It turns out the feline villain is after the lost treasure of Captain Manx, which is in a remote spot outside of Gotham City.



7:00am
Batman 2.03 - "Hot Off The Griddle" (1966)
Catwoman makes her return known with a string of robberies. Hoping to lure her into a trap, Batman plants a news blurb giving the whereabouts of a rare canary, but Catwoman is tipped off and arrives prepared. Batman and Robin follow a lead to Catwoman's hideout, the Pink Sandbox, but soon discover that this villain has been waiting for them.



7:30am
Batman 2.04 - "The Cat and the Fiddle" (1966)
Catwoman disguises herself as a wealthy recluse - Minerva Matthews - to exchange a quarter million dollars for two Stradivarius violins. Once the instruments are safely in her hands, the villain reveals her true identity and demands the cash back. But Catwoman is surprised to learn that her business partner - Zubin Zucchini - is also not who he appears to be.



8:00am
Batman 2.29 - "The Cat's Meow" (1966)
The Catwoman "steals" the voice of a television talk-show host in the middle of an interview with Bruce Wayne. She plants clues to suggest either the Joker, Riddler or Penguin may have committed the crime. In the meantime, she has fooled Commissioner Gordon into thinking she has gone straight. She makes her first mistake when she masquerades as Miss Klutz, a dance instructor visiting Wayne Manor. Allergic to dogwood, she sneezes and gives herself away. Her next target is to "steal" the voices of British singers Chad and Jeremy.

8:30am
Batman 2.30 - "The Bat's Kow Tow" (1966)
Batman and Robin escape Catwoman's trap by hitting the precise note needed to shatter the glass chamber in which they're prisoners. They quickly get on the trail of Catwoman. The feminine feline criminal eventually "steals" the voices of Chad and Jeremy, Commissioner Gordon and talk-show host Allen Stephens. She blackmails the British government, which faces the lost of revenue from the taxes on Chad and Jeremy's performances. Batman and Robin eventually capture Catwoman and her gang, but not before Batman and Catwoman express obvious affection for each other.



9:00am
Batman 2.33 - "The Sandman Cometh" (1966)
Catwoman and the Sandman have teamed up, and they're after the fortunes of J. Pauline Spaghetti, a rich insomniac. Catwoman pulls a publicity stunt, getting the Sandman (under the guise of "Dr. Somnambula") an invitation to Spaghetti's penthouse - and her financial records. Batman and Robin investigate the situation, but soon find themselves trapped by the criminals.



9:30am
Batman 2.34 - "The Catwoman Goeth" (1966)
Though Batman escapes the Sandman's trap, Robin is left to wander in a deadly maze. A clue leads Batman to Catwoman's lair, where he informs her of Sandman's plans to elope with J. Pauline Spaghetti and keep her fortunes to himself. Enraged by the Sandman's trickery, Catwoman sets out after him. Batman, with the now-rescued Robin, also follows, and the group meet up at Spaghetti's old deserted pasta factory.

10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
June 30th 2012
**Special 3 Hour Edition**
Cage Match: Jody Christmas  vs  Brock Lesnar
Batista vs Lifbrazer
Kurt Angle vs Eddie Chavez
Crystal Cunard vs Dana Hamm
26 Man Battle Royale
Asp Evergreen, Uriah, Mentallo, Wes Shivers, Ricky Foley, Matt Willig, Collin Green,  Jasper Thantos, Connor Ledbetter, Ted Zeppelin, Slim-Slam Harmon, Jimmy Weed, Atom Cross, Gabriel SanDoval, MeleKesh, IQ Boone, King Puma, Paul Pilote, Silas Broadhead, Khursid Seaffra, Brandon Locke, Damian Slater, Adam Cole, Kid America, The Blue Meanie, Ryan Sawyer.
8 Woman Battle Royale
Alicia, Nikki Crawford, Annie Social, Deanna Conda, Haley Rogers, Jen England, Shantelle Taylor, Tara Charisma

1:00pm
UFC 134: Silva vs Okami
Aug 27, 2011
Rio de Janiero, Brazil
Anderson Silva defeated Yushin Okami
Mauricio Rua defeated Forrest Griffin


3:00pm
UFC 135: Jones vs Rampage
Sep 24, 2011
Denver, Colorado
Jon Jones defeated Quinton Jackson
Josh Koshcheck defeated Matt Hughes

5:00pm
Solid Gold 7.37 - "Solid Gold 87 Show 37 Number One Singles" (1987)
A Number One Singles show with performances by Club Nouveau ("Lean on Me"); Exposé ("Come Go With Me"); Georgia Satellites ("Keep Your Hands to Yourself"); Robert Palmer ("Addicted to Love"); Tears for Fears ("Shout"); and Jody Watley. Plus, Bob Seger is interviewed.



6:00pm
CFL Football
June 30th 2012
Toronto Argonauts @ Edmonton Eskimos

9:00pm
Seinfeld 4.11 - "The Contest" (1992)
After George's mother catches him alone in a somewhat embarrassing situation, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer stage a contest to see who can last the longest without any sexual gratification. Temptation quickly sets in for everyone. Kramer is the first to fall after ogling the woman across the street who walks around her apartment naked. George is next after he visits his mother in hospital and her roommate gets a sponge bath across from the curtain separating them. Elaine signs up for a fitness class where none other than JFK Jr. is enrolled.

9:30pm
Seinfeld 5.20 - "The Hamptons" (1994)
Elaine, Jerry, George and Kramer visit friends in the Hamptons who've just had a baby. They're there for the weekend and George's new girlfriend Jane is there with him, even though they've never slept together. Jerry 's old girlfriend Rachel is there as well but trouble erupts when Rachel sees George naked and then giggles. Elaine takes an interest in the baby's pediatrician but isn't sure the compliment he paid her is necessarily a compliment. Kramer gets lobsters from a trap in the ocean not realizing that they belong to a professional fisherman.



10:00pm
ER 1.19 - "Love's Labor Lost" (1995)
Dr. Benton has to deal with the aftermath of his mother's fall and crosses the line with the surgical attending when he insists on scrubbing in for her operation. Dr. Greene deals with Jodi O'Brien who is two weeks away from giving birth. With the obstetrics attending unavailable, he decides to try to deliver her baby in the ER, with tragic results.


11:00pm
Mad Men 1.12 - "Nixon vs Kennedy" (2007)
Election night arrives and the staff of Sterling Cooper has a party while watching the returns. The election is close and it's obviously going to be a long night. Now a senior partner in the firm, Don Draper must hire a new head of account services, a post that Pete Campbell yearns for. Aware of Draper's secret past, he tries to strong-arm him into giving him the job. With his secret out, Don panics and he asks Rachel Menken to run away with him. Regaining his composure, Don calls Pete's bluff leading to a confrontation with Bert Cooper.


midnight
Homicide: Life on the Street 6.07 - "Subway" (1997)
A man falls between the cars of a subway train in front of horrified witnesses. Was he pushed? While the man is still alive, the prognosis is he will be dead the moment they extract from the position he currently occupies: pinned between the train and platform. Homicide is called in light of this condition and the fact he may have been pushed. Pembleton questions the victim, and Bayliss questions the witnesses, especially a strange one named Larry Biedron. The victim has no relatives in the Baltimore area. He does have a girlfriend who is supposed to be jogging in the area; Lewis and Falsone try to find her to bring her to the scene.
 
1:00am
Freaks and Geeks 1.07 - "Carded and Discarded" (2000)
Sam and his friends befriend a new girl in school. Lindsay and the gang decide to get fake I.D.'s so they can get into a bar to hear a hot band.
 
2:00am
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.24 - "Grave Danger (1)" (2005)
Nick is kidnapped by a man with a grudge against the CSIs. When he awakens, he finds himself trapped in a coffin with a loaded handgun and a message telling him that he better kill himself because he’s going to die anyway. Attached to the coffin is a webcam that tapes Nick’s every move and sends the image back to the CSI lab where his co-workers slowly watch him suffocate. In a race against the clock, the two CSI teams combine back into one team, and under Grissom, the team works to find Nick. They try to hack into the webcam, but much to their horror, the picture is replaced by a countdown and a message telling them to bring a ransom to a warehouse. Grissom takes the money to the location and comes face to face with Nick’s kidnapper. However, the kidnapper has an explosive plan that may lead to the death of Grissom and of Nick.
 
3:00am
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.25 - "Grave Danger (2)" (2005)
Grissom delivers the ransom money to the kidnapper, but the kidnapper blows himself up, leaving no clues as to where Nick is buried. As the clock slowly ticks away, the CSIs must rush to find Nick who is buried underground and slowly sufficating.
 
4:00am
Little House on the Prairie 9.16 - "Home Again: Part 1" (1983)
Albert has fallen in with the wrong crowd so Charles quits his job and takes him home to Walnut Grove. Unfortunately, part of Albert's problem is that he has gotten addicted to morphine and he steals some from Doc Baker so the problems persist.
 
5:00am
Little House on the Prairie 9.17 - "Home Again: Part 2" (1983)
 
6:00am