Sunday, September 2nd 2012

6:00am
Corner Gas 3.07 - "Fun Run" (2005)
It's time for the annual Fun Run in Dog River; Lacey gets in shape for it and convinces Wanda and Karen to train with her, but she ends up eating their dust when she can't keep up. Brent finds an innovative way to join in. Hank has a new job as a crossing guard, and takes his duties a little too seriously; Oscar gets handicapped plates for his car, and doesn't like it when everyone else takes that seriously.

6:30am
Corner Gas 3.08 - "Trees A Crowd" (2005)
 Brent and Hank revisit their childhood treehouse and find that it's been taken over by a new group of kids. They fight to get it back, but soon realize that they have to level the battlefield by acting like kids themselves. Oscar becomes entangled in an affair that he never wanted; Wanda has a talent for escaping police custody and Lacey wants to learn karate.

7:00am
Movie: "Saskatchewan" (1954)
Alan Ladd, Shelley Winters
In 1877 Western Canada, a police inspector revolts against his inept commander, and takes a safer route to the US boarder to stop invading hostile Indians.

8:30am
Documentary: "Men are from Manhattan...Women are from Saskatchewan" (1998) (TV)
Steven Manin

9:30am
Corner Gas 3.09 - "Picture Perfect" (2005)
Brent buys a new digital camera, but has trouble taking pictures with it because he won't read the owner's manual. The Dog River Hotel has a new video trivia game, and this leads to some fierce competition and unusual team-mates, and everyone is surprised by who the winner is. Oscar can't stand his neighbour's garden gnomes, and goes to great lenghts to get rid of them.

10:00am
Documentary; "Saskatchewan Traveller" (1956)
Don Haldane

10:30am
Corner Gas 3.10 - "Safety First" (2010)
Karen has the job of creating the Dog River coloring book on bicycle safety, and she has a few hurdles to overcome before she can finish it; she needs someone to help her draw the pictures, and someone to help her write it. She gets Brent and Wanda to contribute; they end up making things more difficult for everyone. Oscar and Davis get stuck on the LeRoy roof while trying to fix it; Hank finds out that he's had the wrong personality all his life.

11:00am
Movie: "Hannibal Rising" (2007)
Gaspard Ulliel, Li Gong
After the death of his parents during World War II, young Hannibal Lecter moves in with his beautiful aunt and begins plotting revenge on the barbarians responsible for his sister's death.

1:00pm
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 3.26 - "Homesick" (2008)
Gene buys Shannon a surprise in Canada, a place she can call her own. But it seems that they may not be the only residents there.

1:30pm
Gene Simmons Family Jewels 4.03 - "Fireman Gene" (2009)
Gene heads to Long Island to visit his mother, and learns that has volunteered his services to host a fire-departments fund raising event, which includes a day of training for Gene as a firefighter.

2:00pm
Corner Gas 3.11 - "Hairloss" (2005)
When Brent fears that he's losing his hair, he seeks help from Lacey, but she only makes things worse. Wanda gets a new lamp at an auction and then has to fight to keep it when Emma lays claim to it. Hank moves from auto repair to small appliance repair, much to Brent's dismay. Lacey's magic tricks amaze Oscar.

2:30pm
Corner Gas 3.12 - "Ruby Newsday" (2005)
Oscar gets a job as a paperboy for one of the big city papers, then starts a subscription drive when he finds out that Lacey has started a rival paper. Brent draws cartoons for Lacey's paper, and while he thinks they're funny, Karen and Davis have a much different opinion. Hank helps Lacey increase her tips by coming up with "tip-jar questions" but then quits the job he never had when he's not given a share of the profits.


3:00pm
CFL Football
Sep 2 2012
Winnipeg Blue Bombers  0  @  52  Saskatchewan Roughriders

6:00pm
Corner Gas 3.13 - "Merry Gasmas" (2005)
The holiday spirit comes to Dog River; Hank tries to help the needy and enlists Karen and Davis to help him in his helping. Wanda gets, but then loses, the hot toy of the season for her son, and needs some help to replace it. Lacey tries to go home for the holidays, and with many detours, she finally manages to get home, but not the home that she was heading for.

6:30pm
Corner Gas 3.14 - "Friend of a Friend" (2006)
Lacey's friend visits Dog River and shocks everyone with her rude behavior, but Lacey doesn't see it. Hank sets out to prove to Lacey that it's really her friend's attitude that is the problem, and not the usual Dog River suspicion of outsiders. Karen tries some undercover work, but Davis thinks that she's bad at it; Brent and Wanda start a Corner Gas points card that quickly gets out of control.

7:00pm
Movie: "Hard Core Logo" (1996)
Hugh Dillon, Bruce McDonald
Bruce Macdonald follows punk bank Hard Core Logo on a harrowing last-gasp reunion tour throughout Western Canada. As magnetic lead-singer Joe Dick holds the whole magilla together through sheer force of will, all the tensions and pitfalls of life on the road come bubbling to the surface.

8:30pm
Corner Gas 3.15 - "Block Party" (2006)
Hank wants to make a Lego re-creation of Dog River to celebrate the town's centennial, and has to use some interesting substitutes when he runs out of blocks. It's Wanda's birthday as well, but she doesn't want anyone to know. She's upset when her secret is kept just a little too well. Karen is embarrassed when everyone finds out what sport she used to play.


9:00pm
Hell on Wheels 2.04 - "Scabs" (2012)
A tragedy leads Cullen to defuse an internal threat to the railroad.

10:00pm
Movie: "Swimfan" (2002)
Erika Christensen, Jesse Bradford
A high school senior with a promising swimming career has a one-night stand with consequences.

11:30pm
Corner Gas 3.16 - "Physical Credit" (2006)
Hank is granted approval for a credit card, which annoys Wanda, as she was turned down for the same card. Karen gets stuck in the middle of a secret war between Brent and Lacey. Davis tries to get in shape with Oscar's help, but doesn't take into account that Oscar is a little behind the times.

midnight
Movie: "Clerks" (1994)
Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

1:30am
Big Bang Theory 2.05 - "The Euclid Alternative" (2008)
Leonard and his friends want to help Sheldon overcome his fear of driving with an intervention.

2:00am
Movie: "Clerks II" (2006)
Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson
A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.

4:00am
CFL Football
Sep 2, 2012
Winnipeg Blue Bombers  0  @  52  Saskatchewan Roughriders

6:00am