Saturday, January 2nd 2010

4:00am
Criminal Minds 1.04 - "Plain Sight" (2005)
The BAU travels to San Diego to stop a rapist and murderer who commits his crimes in the middle of the day. The suspect appears to blend into the neighborhood so well the local authorities have been unable to capture him.

5:00am
Corner Gas 2.01 - "The Brent Effect" (2004)
Brent and Lacey try to figure out their relationship; Emma's on the warpath when Oscar takes her savings to buy something for himself; Karen investigates mysterious gun shots in town.

5:30am
Criminal Minds 1.06 - "L.D.S.K." (2005)
The BAU is asked to identify a killer who is shooting at victims in broad daylight, and the team works with local law enforcement officers to recreate one of the shootings.

6:30am
Corner Gas 2.04 - "Whataphobia" (2004)
Lacey's deepest fear is unexpectedly revealed at her birthday party; Brent and Hank try to find out what Wanda's greatest fear is. Oscar claims that he can cook, but uses deceptive means to prove this to Emma. Both Hank and Lacey show themselves to be very bad liars.

7:00am
Criminal Minds 1.07 - "the Fox" (2005)
The BAU profiles a serial killer who takes families hostage and lives with them as a father figure during what is supposed to be their family vacations.

8:00am
Corner Gas 2.05 - "Lost and Found" (2004)
With some grunt work ahead at his cousin's farm, Hank is desperate to call in a favour from Brent to help him. The only problem is Brent doesn't owe him any favours and Brent's going to make sure it stays that way. Brent even enlists Lacey's help, only to find out that in a favour war, you have to choose your allies carefully. Meanwhile Karen drives everybody crazy with her new hacky-sack and Oscar is thrilled when he finds a perfectly good pair of pants in the ditch.

8:30am
Criminal Minds 1.10 - "The Popular Kids" (2005)
The BAU is called to investigate the murder of two small-town high school students who may have been victims of a cult killing. Based on the crime scene evidence, the team begins to believe it is possible that someone other than a cult member may be responsible.

9:00am
Corner Gas 2.06 - "Poor Brent" (2004)
Brent enters into the final stage of manhood by buying a big-screen television. He knows this sort of thing can attract a lot of envy, so he's surprised to find he's suddenly the object of pity among his friends. Then Lacey makes the mistake of buying some handmade jewelry from Wanda, realizing you can put a price on friendship. And Oscar and Emma engage in a battle of petty revenge after Oscar criticizes Emma for never putting the lid back on the sugar bowl.

9:30am
Criminal Minds 1.13 - "Poison" (2006)
The team travels to New Jersey where several people have been poisoned, one fatally, with LSD 10 times more potent than the street version.

10:30am
Corner Gas 2.07 - "Hero Sandwhich" (2004)
Lacey learns what it means to be a victim of success when she invents a new sandwich that becomes a little too popular. Then a spike in traffic convinces the town's mayor to install a traffic light. To pay for it he orders Karen and Davis to crack down on jaywalkers. Hank and Oscar engage in civil disobedience as Brent tries to broker a deal with the pro-traffic light faction to bring peace back to the street of Dog River. Finally, Wanda is excited to get a tattoo until Emma offers to help her design it.

11:00am
Criminal Minds 1.20 - "Charm and Harm" (2006)
The BAU works to capture a serial killer who has evaded capture by altering his appearance.

Noon
NCAA Capital One Bowl (Orlando) Jan 1st 2010
Penn State 19 v 17 LSU

2:30pm
NCAA Rose Bowl (Pasadena) Jan 1st 2010
Ohio State 26 v 17 Oregon

5:00pm
Criminal Minds 1.21 - "Secrets and Lies" (2006)
The BAU works with the CIA to identify a mole within that organization whose leaks are putting operatives at risk.

6:00pm
Corner Gas 2.09 - "Bingo Night" (2004)
At bingo night, Wanda steps in after the regular bingo caller takes a tumble. She's a hit with everyone except Emma who takes drastic steps to restore her winning streak. Meanwhile Lacey learns that her good old-fashioned home cooking can't compete with the chemically-preserved "road cookies" Brent sells at Corner Gas. And, Karen is temporarily suspended from the police force and spends her days hanging out with Brent leaving Hank to wonder what his role is.

6:30pm
Corner Gas 2.10 - "Mosquito Time" (2004)
Mosquitoes hit the town hard and only Hank seems unaffected. Lacey finally gets a chance to participate in a genuine Dog River activity by contributing to the town's less than impressive time capsule. And Oscar goes back to work at Corner Gas which irritates Wanda, puzzles Emma and sends Brent running to the Ruby, where Lacey's new serve-yourself coffee carafes prove troublesome.

7:00pm
Criminal Minds 2.03 - "the Perfect Storm" (2006)
The BAU has reason to believe a series of murders might have been committed by two people working as a team after the victims' families receive DVDs after each crime that includes psychological attacks.

8:00pm
NHL Hockey, The Winter Classic, Jan 1st 2010
Philadelphia Flyers 1 @ 2 Boston Bruins (OT)

10:30pm
Classic NHL Hockey, Winter Classic, Jan 1st 2009
Detroit Red Wings 6 @ 4 Chicago Blackhawks

12:30am
Classic NHL Hockey, Winter Classic, Jan 1st 2008
Pittsburgh Penguins 2 @ 1 Buffalo Sabres (OT)

2:30am
Classic NHL Hockey, Heritage Classic, Nov 22nd 2003
Montreal Canadiens 4 @ 3 Edmonton Oilers

4:30am