Thursday, January 21st 2010

4:00am
Jersey Shore 1.01 - "A New Family" (2009)
Eight soon-to-be roommates come together for a summer of excitement at the Jersey Shore. The self-proclaimed "guidos" and "guidettes" explore their surroundings and learn some crazy things about their roommates.

5:00am
Jersey Shore 1.02 - "The Tanned Triangle" (2009)
The roommates continue to party, which gets some of them into trouble. Romance blooms and confrontation arises among the Jersey Shore house residents.

6:00am
Jersey Shore 1.03 - "Good Riddance" (2009)
Ronnie gets jealous when he sees Sammi flirting with another man. Meanwhile, one roommate decides to leave the shore house for good.

7:00am
Jersey Shore 1.04 - "Fade To Black" (2009)
After a night of clubbing, Pauly D and The Situation must juggle multiple groups of girls. The housemates get into a serious confrontation at a bar which erupts when a housemate gets punched.


8:00am
Jersey Shore 1.05 -"Just Another Day at the Shore" (2009)
With the support from most of her housemates, Snooki recovers from the punch. Ronnie's family comes for a visit and Sammi does her best to make a good first impression. J-WOWW gets tired of all the haters at the club and gets in a fight. Mike, Pauly and Vinny continue their schemes to hook-up with as many girls as possible, but Vinny may have crossed a line when he takes the boss' girl home.

9:00am
Jersey Shore 1.06 - "Boardwalk Blowups" (2010)
When Mike invites girls back to the house, the situation gets out of control, and Snooki gets into her second fight of the summer. Meanwhile, Ronnie gets into a brawl of his own, leaving his tumultuous relationship with Sammi on the rocks.

10:00am
Jersey Shore 1.07 - "What Happens is A.C." (2010)
The roommates head to Atlantic City where fun turn to fury when Mike manages to antagonize both Snooki and J-WOWW. One roommate reveals that she used to have an eating disorder.

11:00am
Jersey Shore 1.08 - "One Shot" (2010)
The summer's winding down but the drama doesn't stop. Pauly's got a stalker and a fight lands another roommate in jail.

noon
Knots Landing 4.07 - "Investments" (1982)
Abby's mad when Gary and Kenny decide to go into business together to produce a record for Ciji, and then promises money to Richard. She tells Gary if they don't have a partnership she will leave him. Abby makes Richard sign a contract that she will be in control of Gary's investment in Daniel, and if he doesn't sign, she'll make sure he doesn't get any money. Val is upset that Lilliemae invited Chip to live with them. Lilliemae introduces Chip to Ciji, and they're attracted to one another. Diana gives Chip a car from KLMotors. Karen and Mack go camping for the weekend, but she refuses to sleep with him and they argue the whole time. Joe tells her that she's in love with Mack and that he's moving back to New York. Karen and Mack talk and realize they're both scared of getting into a relationship. They make love.

1:00pm
Radio Simulcast
Democracy Now!

2:00pm
Movie: "Missing in Action" (1984)
Chuck Norris, James Hong
Colonel James Braddock is an American officer who spent seven years in a North Vietnamese POW camp, then escaped 10 years ago. After the bloodiest war, Braddock accompanies a government investigation team that goes to Ho Chi Minh City to check out reports of Americans still held prisoner. Braddock gets the evidence then travels to Thailand, where he meets Tuck, an old Army buddy turned black market kingpin. Together, they launch a mission deep into the jungle to free the American POWs from General Trau.

4:00pm
Radio Simulcast
The Great Canadian Talk Show /w Marty Gold

5:30pm
Slice of Life - Gena O'Kelly (wife of Chuck Norris)

6:00pm
Simon and Simon 1.10 - "Earth To Stacey" (1982)
When Rick's truck is repossessed, he goes looking for a new client. He finds a jilted bride and trying to find her runaway groom. The problems are that she was one of Myron's clients and they find more trouble than the case is worth.

7:00pm
Corner Gas 1.11 - "Hook, Line, and Sinker" (2004)
To drum up business, Brent gets a sign to put up catchy slogans outside the gas station and coffee shop, but Lacey isn't crazy about his pithy catch phrases. Meanwhile Brent and Emma worry about Oscar's memory after Oscar keeps misplacing his can of Alphagetti. And on a fishing trip, Karen doesn't sleep with Hank.

7:30pm
Corner Gas 1.12 - "Face Off" (2004)
As they kick off their season against a rival team from Stonewood, the local Dog River hockey team finds itself at a crossroads. Brent is a great goalie and is being taken for granted by his teammates, so when an offer from the rival team comes his way, he has to seriously consider his options. Meanwhile the other players are having trouble scoring and might need to take some advice from an unlikely hockey expert. Then team super-fan Emma learns the hard way that you should never mix cars, your husband and a hammer on game night.

8:00pm
The Ultimate Fighter 10.10 - "Gut Check" (2009)
Quarterfinals continue. Brendan Schaub looks to beat up Jon Madsen.

9:00pm
Chuck 2.10 - "Chuck vs the Delorean" (2008)
Sarah's father, a con artist, comes to meet her, revealing that he conned a Saudi Arabian sheik, Rajiv Amad, out of nearly a million dollars. The sheik turns out to be connected to terrorist fundings, so the General wants Sarah and Chuck to gain intel from Sarah's father, but things get complicated when Amad shows up. Anna wants to take her relationship with Morgan a step further and asks him to move in an apartment with her. Devon lends him some money to buy one, but instead, he buys a car.

10:00pm
M*A*S*H 1.20 - "The Army-Navy Game" (1973)
The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb, which turns out to be full of propaganda leaflets from the CIA.

10:30pm
Night Court 2.08 - "Harry and the Madam" (1984)
Harry feels a lot of official pressure when a notorious madame with a hot diary comes before his bench.

11:00pm
The West Wing 2.13 - "Bartlet's Third State of the Union" (2001)
The President delivers his 3rd State of the Union address, what critics call "the speech of his political career" and ends up angering Abbey by what he does and doesn't say; Josh must work the polling center with Joey Lucas, but a power outage delays the reults; Sam attempts to introduce Ainsley to the President with disastrous results; CJ must juggle a live recording of the show "Capitol Beat" being broadcast within the White House and run damage control when a cop has a (possibly undeserved) black mark on his record; Leo and Bartlet must handle the matter of five DEA officals who are taken hostage by Colombian terrorists.

midnight
The Hat Squad 1.10 - "Dead Man Walking" (1993)
The Hats get a tip from a death row inmate about some bad cops. They must get the evidence against the cops before the cops find them.

1:00am
Dellaventura 1.10 - "Dreamers" (1997)
Dellaventura helps a horse owner, who's in bad financial shape, find out why his horse never wins

2:00am
Movie: "Barb Wire" (1996)
Pamela Anderson
Post-Apocalyptic remake of "Casablanca" set in a strip club.

4:00am