Saturday, March 27th 2010

4:00am
1 vs 100

5:00am
American Gladiators

6:00am
Dungeons & Dragons 2.06 - "The Last Illusion" (1984)
The children come to a cursed village in the middle of the Swamp of Darkness. Venger is using a wild talent illusionist called Varla to keep the village in a permanent state of decay. The children meet Varla's parents and have their weapons stolen by Venger, who uses Varla's powers to trick them and bring the village against them. The children set out to regain their weapons and rescue Varla from Venger's fortress.

6:30am
SuperFriends (1978) 1.03 - "Battle At The Earth's Core" (1978)
The SuperFriends go out on a search party when the Wonder Twins vanish during their vacation at sea. A giant vortex in the water pulls the SuperFriends into the center of the Earth where they discover that Jayna, Zan and Gleek have been captured by a group of tar creatures. The superheroes must defeat the tar creatures and their dinosaurs if they want to free Jayna, Zan and Gleek. The tar creatures have some rather surprising abilities that our heroes have never dealt with before.

7:00am
Spider-Man 1.19 - "To Catch A Spider / Double Identity"
To Catch a Spider: Under the guidance of Dr. Noah Boddy, the Green Goblin, Electro, and the Vulture join forces for revenge on Spiderman. In a confrontation with Noah Boddy's three stooges, Spidey practices ventriloquism to cause each of the three miscreants to think that he is being insulted by the others, and the excitable trio of villains begin fighting each other. Double Identity: Art robberies are committed by an old enemy of Spiderman, actor Charles Cameo, who can utilize masks and make-up to usurp any identity, including those of J. Jonah Jameson and Spiderman!

7:30am
Batman 1.19 - "The Purr-Fect Crime" (1966)
Catwoman steals some priceless art and Batman & Robin take chase. Robin is separated from Batman who has to choose between 2 doors to find his chum. Which one will he choose?

8:00am
Misfits of Science 1.10 - "Grand Theft Bunny" (1985)
The bad guys manipulate the Misfits into helping them unleash a plague on L.A. with the aid of a contaminated bunny rabbit.

9:00am
Misfits of Science 1.11 - "Grand Elusion" (1986)
Billy recruits the gang to help a fellow scientist's daughter defect when she and her father tour America as part of a Russian girl's gymnast team. The gang takes the place of the magician hired to perform for the tour thanks to a judicious use of super powers, but the daughter refuses to leave without her father. Complicating matter, the KGB minder Galenkov has sworn to make sure the scientist Nikolai never gets away. The Misfits have to pull off an elaborate bait-and-switch to make sure that both Nikolai and Tatyana manage to escape.

10:00am
Freaks and Geeks 1.01 - "Pilot" (1999)
Lindsay's family and her academically minded friends begin to fear the worst when she quits the academic decathlon team (a.k.a. the "mathletes") and begins hanging around with a new crowd. Her depression grows after her attempt to stop the teasing of a special education student goes terribly wrong and ends in him being injured. A new friend tries to help her find her way. Sam ponders asking cheerleader Cindy Sanders to the homecoming dance, while struggling to cope with persistent teasing and torture at the hands of a bully.

11:00am
Square Pegs 1.19 - "No Joy in Weemawee" (1983)
The Weemawee Braves are holding baseball tryouts when star pitcher Vinnie harasses Johnny until he finally has had enough and takes a turn at bat. Johnny hits three consecutive pitches for home runs and immediately makes the team. Coach Donovan is beside himself since his school has not won a single baseball game since 1955.

11:30am
Herman's Head 1.19 - "Herman au Naturel" (1992)
Crawford insists on the research department going to the Bahamas for a self-awareness seminar...which everyone discovers is an all-nude seminar.

noon
NHL Hockey
March 26th 2010
Minnesota Wild 2 @ 6 Detroit Red Wings

2:00pm
NHL Hockey
March 26th, 2010
Ottawa Senators 4 @ 2 Buffalo Sabres

4:00pm
UFC 46: Supernatural
Jan 31st, 2004 (Las Vegas, Nevada)
Vitor Belfort defeated Randy Couture
BJ Penn defeated Matt Hughes

7:00pm
Law & Order 20.16 - "Innocence" (2010)
A man is convicted of a hate crime for allegedly killing a gay man, but a group called the Innocence Coalition is determined to clear his name.

8:00pm
Criminal Minds 5.05 - "Cradle To Grave" (2009)
The BAU travels to Albuquerque to investigate the case of a serial killer who impregnates young women and murders them after they have given birth.

9:00pm
Numb3rs 6.03 - "7 Men Out" (2009)
The FBI gets involved with the investigations of the recent deaths of a number of gambling men who went from online betting to Russian roulette.

10:00pm
Movie: "The Boxer" (1997)
Daniel Day Lewis, Brian Cox
Danny Flynn is released from prison in Belfast after fourteen years for his part in IRA activities. He determines to avoid the bloodshed that was inherent in his political past and to build a new life in his old home. He starts a gym to train young boxers like himself, with no political or sectarian ties, and renews his relationship with the woman he left behind when imprisoned. But his relationship to the past refuses to let him live a life of peace.

midnight
Movie: "White Sands" (1992)
Mickey Rourke, Willem Dafoe
A small southwestern town sheriff finds a body in the desert with a suitcase and $500,000. He impersonates the man and stumbles into an FBI investigation.

2:00am
Movie: "Off Limits" (1988)
Willem Dafoe, Gregory Hines
McGriff and Albaby are probably doing the worst law enforcement job in the world - they are plain clothes U.S. military policemen on duty in war-time Saigon. However, their job becomes even harder when they start investigating the serial killings of local prostitutes. Their prime suspect is high ranking U.S. Army officer which brings their lives in danger.

4:00am