Showing posts with label cold turkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cold turkey. Show all posts

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25th 2010

6:00am
Movie: "The Bourne Identity" (2002)
Matt Damon, Chris Cooper
A man is picked up by a fishing boat, bullet-riddled and without memory, then races to elude assassins and recover from amnesia.

8:00am
short; "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (1973)
Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner.

8:25am
movie: "The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" (1981)
this broadcast is as it aired, it includes commercials
The famous Harlem Globetrotters crash land on Gilligans Island, immediately dispatching a terrifying 'shark' by throwing basketballs at it. A mad doctor and his accomplice plan to take over the island for its rich energy supply by scaring off Gilligan and his buddies, but it soon settles to a basketball match between the doctors robots and the aforementioned Globetrotters.

10:00am
WWF Survivor Series 1997
November 9th, 1997 (Montreal, PQ, Canada)
Shawn Michaels defeated Bret Hart by submission to win the WWF Heavyweight Title
**known as the Montreal Screwjob

1:00pm
short; "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (1973)
Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner.

1:30pm
UFC 72: Victory
June 16, 2007
Belfast, Northern Ireland
Rich Franklin d Yushin Okami
Forrest Griffin d Hector Ramirez

3:30pm
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil 1.01 - "Todd the Metal God" (2010)
Todd finds the Book of Pure Evil and uses it to become a better guitar player in an attempt to win his dream girl Jenny away from her douche-bag boyfriend. But along with making him a better guitar player, it also turns Todd evil.

3:55pm
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
What happens when an evil tobacco company offers $25,000,000 to an entire town to stop smoking for thirty days? What happens when 4,006 heavy smokers from Eagle Rock, Iowa take up the challenge?

5:35pm
movie: "Capricorn One" (1977)
Elliot Gould, James Brolin, Sam Waterston
Classic conspiracy tale about the first manned mission to Mars. All appears to be going well until the astronauts are pulled off the ship just before launch by shadowy government types and whisked off to a film studio in the desert. It transpires that the space vehicle has a major defect which NASA just daren't admit. At the studio, over a course of months, the astronauts are forced to act out the journey and the landing to trick the world into believing they have made the trip. Meanwhile, a Journalist (played by Gould) is getting suspicious and every clue he uncovers seems to result in an attempt on his life! The astronauts are just about to splashdown when a further twist to the tale occurs, leaving them with no choice but to try and escape.

7:40pm
Movie: "The Bourne Identity" (2002)
Matt Damon, Chris Cooper
A man is picked up by a fishing boat, bullet-riddled and without memory, then races to elude assassins and recover from amnesia.

9:40pm
Criminal Minds 5.12 - "The Uncanny Valley" (2010)
An unusual personal obsession is at the center of a BAU abduction case.

10:25pm
Law & Order 14.03 - "Patient Zero" (2003)
A carjacking murder investigation becomes complicated by a SARS outbreak in New York City, and the discovery of medical container with the virus in the stolen car.

11:10pm
UFC 72: Victory
June 16, 2007
Belfast, Northern Ireland
Rich Franklin d Yushin Okami
Forrest Griffin d Hector Ramirez

1:10am
short; "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (1973)
Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner.

1:35am
WWF Survivor Series 1997
November 9th, 1997 (Montreal, PQ, Canada)
Shawn Michaels defeated Bret Hart by submission to win the WWF Heavyweight Title
**known as the Montreal Screwjob

4:35am
Welcome Back, Kotter 2.03 - "Sweatside Story" (1976)
The Sweathogs form a gang to the consternation of Mr. Kotter.

5:00am
Welcome Back, Kotter 2.04 - "The Fight" (1976)
The Sweathogs have a series of disagreements between each other and stop talking to each other.

5:25am
Welcome Back, Kotter 2.05 - "The Museum" (1976)
The Sweathogs go on a field trip to a museum and meet its mysterious curator.

5:50am
off the air

6:00am

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Saturday, May 29th 2010

3:00am
movie: "Cougar Club" (2007)
Jason Jurman, Kaley Cuoco
When Spence and Hogan graduate from college, life is bleak. They have to work for heinous divorce lawyers that torture them. Spence has a girlfriend from hell and Hogan just wants to start his life already. As luck would have it, our two young men are presented with an opportunity, they develop a club of young men devoted to the older woman, the "Cougar" if you will. It is this club that ultimately guides our two heroes into young adulthood.

4:35am
8 Simple Rules.. 1.22 - "Good Moms Gone Wild" (2003)
John Ritter, Katey Sagal
Kerry and Bridget are caught partying on the evening news while the family is vacationing at Cate's parents home in Florida. The news also runs an archived video that features a young Cate, who is very drunk at a bar.

5:00am
movie: "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl
John Connor is now in his 20's, and a female terminator, called T-X or Terminatrix, is after him. Another T-101 is sent back through time to protect John once again on the verge of the rise of the machines.

6:50am
Radio Free Roscoe 1.15 - "Girl Talk Radio" (2003)
When Lily can't make the show, "Miss Communication" fills in, another alter ego for Travis. When 'she' becomes popular, it leads to the question, will Smog ever return? Elsewhere, Mickey's band NTropy, need some help making a name for themselves.

7:15am
Max Headroom 1.06 - "The Blanks" (1987)
In this episode we find out that Simon Peller has won another term for the public telection system. The satellite signals suddenly go haywire, interrupting broadcasts on all the networks. Television is not the only area affected. Even the blank service television is not working. An ultimatum is issued: if Peller does not reverse his policy of imprisoning all blanks, unregistered citizens, the central computer system will be crashed. Bryce and Theora hatch a plan to find the hackers.

7:40am
Max Headroom 2.01 - "Academy" (1987)
In this episode the Hackers are disrupting network transmissions by hacking into satellite transmissions with their own high-power signals. Cheviot assigns Bryce the task of tracking down the pirates. Bryce discovers the source of the signal at the Academy of Computer Sciences. He does not want to expose his Alma master. Instead he says the source is at Blank Reg's Big Time Television. The Metrocops arrest Blank Reg. Dominique pleads with Edison to help clear her husband's name.

8:05am
Beggars and Choosers 1.04 - "The Hat Trick" (1999)
Rob & Cecile continue to discuss the notion of having another baby. Honey Yang, the producer of LGT's tabloid news series, has heard that E.L. was with a hooker the night of he fell into a coma and is digging for more dirt. Rob brushes off the rumor, but later corners Malcolm for more details. Malcolm reveals that the hooker was actually his friend Larry, a transvestite who goes by the drag name Lola. The LAPD and FBI continue to believe that Rob engineered Kendall Gifford's disappearance to gain bigger ratings for The Mountainmen. A Gloria Allred-like lawyer takes on Sandra Cassandra's sexual harassment case against Malcolm and LGT. In a meeting about settling or continuing to fight the charges, L.L. and Rob make a wager: if, when E.L. emerges from his coma, he decides to settle the case, Rob will resign, but if he decides to fight on, LGT will put their full legal muscle to fight the charges. Lori keeps pursuing the Nicky Krasnakov miniseries idea, making promises along the way that she knows she can't keep. Rob lunches with Bea Arthur, who pitches the idea of a TV movie about Ethel Merman, with herself in the lead role. Parker Meridien uses information he got from his girlfriend, Audrey (Rob's daughter), to make fun of Rob on his show Parker's Pals.

8:55am
Chuck 1.01 - "pilot" (2007)
Chuck Bartowski is an average computer geek until files upon files of government secrets are downloaded into his brain. He is soon scouted by the CIA and NSA to act in place of their computer.

9:40am
movie: "The Sports Pages" (2001) (TV)
Bob Newhart, Kelsey Grammar
In two short films we get to know how sports can influence on the lives if human beings. The film is also scattered with small interruption sports interviews underlining the events acted out in the film.

11:10am
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
Dick van Dyke, Tom Patton
Hoping for positive publicity, a tobacco company offers $25 million to any American town that quits smoking for 30 days. Amid the media frenzy, Eagle Rock, Iowa accepts the challenge--and the company's PR man tries to sabotage the effort.

12:50pm
movie: "Cougar Club" (2007)
Jason Jurman, Kaley Cuoco
When Spence and Hogan graduate from college, life is bleak. They have to work for heinous divorce lawyers that torture them. Spence has a girlfriend from hell and Hogan just wants to start his life already. As luck would have it, our two young men are presented with an opportunity, they develop a club of young men devoted to the older woman, the "Cougar" if you will. It is this club that ultimately guides our two heroes into young adulthood.

2:25pm
movie: "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl
John Connor is now in his 20's, and a female terminator, called T-X or Terminatrix, is after him. Another T-101 is sent back through time to protect John once again on the verge of the rise of the machines.

4:15pm
Law & Order: SVU 9.08 - "Fight" (2007)
Two troubled brothers are connected to murder investigation. However, detective Lake suspects that they are trying to put their lives back together, and that they are victims of a setup by a gang leader.
guest; Nicole Austin

5:00pm
8 Simple Rules.. 1.22 - "Good Moms Gone Wild" (2003)
John Ritter, Katey Sagal
Kerry and Bridget are caught partying on the evening news while the family is vacationing at Cate's parents home in Florida. The news also runs an archived video that features a young Cate, who is very drunk at a bar.

5:25pm
Movie: "The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald
Five high school students meet in Saturday detention and discover how they have a great deal more in common than they thought.

7:00pm
NHL Playoffs Stanley Cup Finals
Game #1 - May 29th 2010
Philadelphia Flyers 5 @ 6 Chicago Blackhawks

9:50pm
Short: "Copy That" (2006)
cast of law and order svu
A day in the life of a first team production assistant is more dangerous than you might think.

10:00pm
Law & Order: SVU 9.08 - "Fight" (2007)
Two troubled brothers are connected to murder investigation. However, detective Lake suspects that they are trying to put their lives back together, and that they are victims of a setup by a gang leader.
guest; Nicole Austin

10:45pm
Movie: "The Dirty Monks" (2004)
Anthony Tournis, David Marcotte
Ten years ago, four young men under the stern leadership of Jim Moore signed a pact to uphold liberty and bring justice to those wronged. The Dirty Monks were an underground success in defending the defenseless and offending the offensive with an arsenal of toilet paper and eggs. Their revolution had a solid foundation. Their followers were loyal and unwavering, albeit nerdy. That was ten years ago. Now, long after high school, the four are still waging war against jocks and bullies, but after losing his job and girlfriend, Brian decides he'll be better off without his old friends and their pointless crusade. Scott and Norm give up after being tortured by some grocery store henchmen. The Dirty Monks are falling apart and just as someone really needs them...

12:25am
NHL Playoffs Stanley Cup Finals
Game #1 - May 29th 2010
Philadelphia Flyers 5 @ 6 Chicago Blackhawks

2:25am
Movie: "Weird Science" (1985)
Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
Two high-school nerds use a computer program to literally create the perfect woman, who promptly turns their lives upside-down.

4:00am

Thursday, May 27th 2010

5:00am
Movie: "The Sixth Sense" (1999)
Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment
After being shot by a resentful former patient whom he failed to help, a Philadelphia child psychologist seeks redemption by treating a young boy with a disturbing secret.

6:45am
Movie: "Titanic" (1997)
Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet
Fictional romantic tale of a rich girl and poor boy who meet on the ill-fated voyage of the 'unsinkable' ship.

10:00am
Movie: "Top Gun" (1986)
Tom Cruise, Anothony Edwards
The macho students of an elite US Flying school for advanced fighter pilots compete to be best in the class, and one romances the teacher.

11:50am
ECW Wrestling
NOVEMBER 2 REMEMBER 99
Spike Dudley VS Simon Diamond
Nova VS Little Guido
Jerry Lynn VS Tajiri VS Super Crazy
Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten, New Jack VS The Baldies
Sabu VS Chris Candido
Mike Awesome VS Masato Tanaka
Rob Van Dam VS Taz
Sandman, Dreamer, Raven VS Impact Players + Rhino

2:50pm
movie: "The Sports Pages" (2001) (TV)
Bob Newhart, Kelsey Grammar
"The Sports Pages" consists of two completely separate mini-movies in tandem. The first is a droll tale with Newhart on a courtroom witness stand explaining to a jury how he justifies killing an old friend and golfing companion (Grammer) by whacking him over the head with a club. Part two is a raucous tale about the "facts" behind the "Heidi Bowl".

4:20pm
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
Dick van Dyke, Tom Patton
What happens when an evil tobacco company offers $25,000,000 to an entire town to stop smoking for thirty days? What happens when 4,006 heavy smokers from Eagle Rock, Iowa take up the challenge?

6:00pm
Movie: "The Sixth Sense" (1999)
Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment
After being shot by a resentful former patient whom he failed to help, a Philadelphia child psychologist seeks redemption by treating a young boy with a disturbing secret.

7:45pm
Movie: "Titanic" (1997)
Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet
Fictional romantic tale of a rich girl and poor boy who meet on the ill-fated voyage of the 'unsinkable' ship.

11:00pm
MLB Baseball
May 27th 2010
Los Angeles Dodgers 0 @ 1 Chicago Cubs

1:00am
Movie: "Top Gun" (1986)
Tom Cruise, Anothony Edwards
The macho students of an elite US Flying school for advanced fighter pilots compete to be best in the class, and one romances the teacher.

2:50am
Family Feud

3:15am
Family Feud

3:40am
Jokers Wild

4:05am
Jokers Wild

4:30am

Monday, November 2, 2009

Monday, October 26th 2009

4:00am
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
Dick van Dyke, Pippa Scott
What happens when an evil tobacco company offers $25,000,000 to an entire town to stop smoking for thirty days? What happens when 4,006 heavy smokers from Eagle Rock, Iowa take up the challenge? starring; Dick van Dyke

5:40am
movie: "Turkey Shoot" (1982)
Steve Railsback, Olivia Hussey
In the near future, after an unspecified holocaust, survivors are herded into prison camps. There, they are hunted for sport by the leaders of the camp. Paul, one of the newest prisoners, is determined not to go down as quietly as the others.

7:25am
short: "Turkey. Cake" (22 min) (1999)
A group of friends gathers to celebrate Thanksgiving, but friends turn to enemies as a lethal combination of alcohol, a contest and a cake shaped like a roasted turkey destroy the evening.

7:50am
movie: "Baby Needs A New Pair of Shoes" (1974)
Frank DeKova, Paul Harris
A numbers king pin tries to stay in business as the mafia and police close in around him.

9:15am
short: "Turkey Day" (23 min) (2004)
It's a cold day before Thanksgiving. Joseph, an aging homeless man, is given a big frozen turkey, by a well-intentioned woman.

9:40am
movie: "Thanksgiving" (2007) (short)
On a day when everyone is giving thanks, four friends sat down for Thanksgiving dinner. With a knock at the door, the young couples thought they were helping another person in need, but instead found themselves living a horrific experience by being bound, beaten, tortured and killed. This film is based on actual events!

9:50am
short; "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (1973)
Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner.

10:15am
movie: "National Lampoon's Thanksgiving Family Reunion" (2003)
All Mitch Snider wants for his family is a traditional holiday feast with the relatives. The problem is that he doesn't have any. That is until he gets an invitation in the mail from his long-lost cousin Woodrow. What follows is a full-course meal of nonstop laughs when the neurotic suburbanites clash with the hippy hicks from hell in National Lampoon's most outrageous family misadventure yet.

11:45am
short: "Turkey. Cake" (22 min) (1999)
A group of friends gathers to celebrate Thanksgiving, but friends turn to enemies as a lethal combination of alcohol, a contest and a cake shaped like a roasted turkey destroy the evening.

12:10pm
short: "Turkey Day" (23 min) (2004)
It's a cold day before Thanksgiving. Joseph, an aging homeless man, is given a big frozen turkey, by a well-intentioned woman.

12:35pm
short; "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (1973)
Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner.

1:00pm
Radio Simulcast
Democracy Now!

2:00pm
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
What happens when an evil tobacco company offers $25,000,000 to an entire town to stop smoking for thirty days? What happens when 4,006 heavy smokers from Eagle Rock, Iowa take up the challenge?

3:40pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.07 - "Turkeys Away" (1978)
Feeling left out by all the recent changes, Mr. Carlson decides to launch his own Thanksgiving promotion. With the aid of Herb and Les, the Big Guy turns a routine turkey give-away into a comic catastrophe.

4:05pm
Radio Simulcast
The Great Canadian Talk Show /w Marty Gold

5:30pm
movie: "Turkey Shoot" (1982)
In the near future, after an unspecified holocaust, survivors are herded into prison camps. There, they are hunted for sport by the leaders of the camp. Paul, one of the newest prisoners, is determined not to go down as quietly as the others.

7:15pm
movie: "Baby Needs A New Pair of Shoes" (1974)
A numbers king pin tries to stay in business as the mafia and police close in around him.

8:40pm
short: "Thanksgiving" (2006)
On a day when everyone is giving thanks, four friends sat down for Thanksgiving dinner. With a knock at the door, the young couples thought they were helping another person in need, but instead found themselves living a horrific experience by being bound, beaten, tortured and killed. This film is based on actual events!

8:50pm
movie: "National Lampoon's Thanksgiving Family Reunion" (2003)
All Mitch Snider wants for his family is a traditional holiday feast with the relatives. The problem is that he doesn't have any. That is until he gets an invitation in the mail from his long-lost cousin Woodrow. What follows is a full-course meal of nonstop laughs when the neurotic suburbanites clash with the hippy hicks from hell in National Lampoony's most outrageous family misadventure yet.

10:20pm
movie: "The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" (1981)
this broadcast is as it aired, it includes commercials
The famous Harlem Globetrotters crash land on Gilligans Island, immediately dispatching a terrifying 'shark' by throwing basketballs at it. A mad doctor and his accomplice plan to take over the island for its rich energy supply by scaring off Gilligan and his buddies, but it soon settles to a basketball match between the doctors robots and the aforementioned Globetrotters.

11:50pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.07 - "Turkeys Away" (1978)
Feeling left out by all the recent changes, Mr. Carlson decides to launch his own Thanksgiving promotion. With the aid of Herb and Les, the Big Guy turns a routine turkey give-away into a comic catastrophe.

12:15am
Movie: "The Hitcher" (1986)
Rutger Hauer, C Thomas Howell
A young man who escapes the clutches of a murderous hitchhiker is subsequently stalked by the hitcher and framed for his crimes.

1:55am
Movie: "The Survivors" (1983)
Walter Matthau, Robin Williams
Having both lost their jobs, two strangers become unlikely friends after a run in with a would be robber, who is actually a hitman with a grudge against the two.

3:40am
off the air

4:00am

Friday, October 23, 2009

Monday, September 14th 2009

4:00am
Family Feud

4:25am
Family Feud

4:50am
Family Feud

5:15am
Mad Dash

5:40am
Definition

6:05am
Let's Make A Deal

6:30am
Let's Make A Deal

6:55am
movie: "The Sports Pages" (2001) (TV)
Bob Newhart, Kelsey Grammar
"The Sports Pages" consists of two completely separate mini-movies in tandem. The first is a droll tale with Newhart on a courtroom witness stand explaining to a jury how he justifies killing an old friend and golfing companion (Grammer) by whacking him over the head with a club. Part two is a raucous tale about the "facts" behind the "Heidi Bowl".

8:25am
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
Dick van Dyke, Tom Patton
What happens when an evil tobacco company offers $25,000,000 to an entire town to stop smoking for thirty days? What happens when 4,006 heavy smokers from Eagle Rock, Iowa take up the challenge?

10:05am
8 Simple Rules.. 1.22 - "Good Moms Gone Wild" (2003)
John Ritter, Katey Sagal
Kerry and Bridget are caught partying on the evening news while the family is vacationing at Cate's parents home in Florida. The news also runs an archived video that features a young Cate, who is very drunk at a bar.

10:30am
movie: "Cougar Club" (2007)
Jason Jurman, Kaley Cuoco
When Spence and Hogan graduate from college, life is bleak. They have to work for heinous divorce lawyers that torture them. Spence has a girlfriend from hell and Hogan just wants to start his life already. As luck would have it, our two young men are presented with an opportunity, they develop a club of young men devoted to the older woman, the "Cougar" if you will. It is this club that ultimately guides our two heroes into young adulthood.

12:10pm
Family Feud

12:35pm
Family Feud

1:00pm
Radio Simulcast
Democracy Now!

2:00pm
movie: "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl
John Connor is now in his 20's, and a female terminator, called T-X or Terminatrix, is after him. Another T-101 is sent back through time to protect John once again on the verge of the rise of the machines.

3:50pm
Family Feud
(joined in progress)

4:00pm
Radio Simulcast
The Great Canadian Talk Show /w Marty Gold

5:30pm
Radio Free Roscoe 1.15 - "Girl Talk Radio" (2003)
When Lily can't make the show, "Miss Communication" fills in, another alter ego for Travis. When 'she' becomes popular, it leads to the question, will Smog ever return? Elsewhere, Mickey's band NTropy, need some help making a name for themselves.

5:55pm
Max Headroom 1.06 - "The Blanks" (1987)
In this episode we find out that Simon Peller has won another term for the public telection system. The satellite signals suddenly go haywire, interrupting broadcasts on all the networks. Television is not the only area affected. Even the blank service television is not working. An ultimatum is issued: if Peller does not reverse his policy of imprisoning all blanks, unregistered citizens, the central computer system will be crashed. Bryce and Theora hatch a plan to find the hackers.

6:20pm
Max Headroom 2.01 - "Academy" (1987)
In this episode the Hackers are disrupting network transmissions by hacking into satellite transmissions with their own high-power signals. Cheviot assigns Bryce the task of tracking down the pirates. Bryce discovers the source of the signal at the Academy of Computer Sciences. He does not want to expose his Alma master. Instead he says the source is at Blank Reg's Big Time Television. The Metrocops arrest Blank Reg. Dominique pleads with Edison to help clear her husband's name.

6:45pm
Beggars and Choosers 1.04 - "The Hat Trick" (1999)
Rob & Cecile continue to discuss the notion of having another baby. Honey Yang, the producer of LGT's tabloid news series, has heard that E.L. was with a hooker the night of he fell into a coma and is digging for more dirt. Rob brushes off the rumor, but later corners Malcolm for more details. Malcolm reveals that the hooker was actually his friend Larry, a transvestite who goes by the drag name Lola. The LAPD and FBI continue to believe that Rob engineered Kendall Gifford's disappearance to gain bigger ratings for The Mountainmen. A Gloria Allred-like lawyer takes on Sandra Cassandra's sexual harassment case against Malcolm and LGT. In a meeting about settling or continuing to fight the charges, L.L. and Rob make a wager: if, when E.L. emerges from his coma, he decides to settle the case, Rob will resign, but if he decides to fight on, LGT will put their full legal muscle to fight the charges. Lori keeps pursuing the Nicky Krasnakov miniseries idea, making promises along the way that she knows she can't keep. Rob lunches with Bea Arthur, who pitches the idea of a TV movie about Ethel Merman, with herself in the lead role. Parker Meridien uses information he got from his girlfriend, Audrey (Rob's daughter), to make fun of Rob on his show Parker's Pals.

7:35pm
Chuck 1.01 - "pilot" (2007)
Chuck Bartowski is an average computer geek until files upon files of government secrets are downloaded into his brain. He is soon scouted by the CIA and NSA to act in place of their computer.

8:25pm
movie: "The Sports Pages" (2001) (TV)
Bob Newhart, Kelsey Grammar
"The Sports Pages" consists of two completely separate mini-movies in tandem. The first is a droll tale with Newhart on a courtroom witness stand explaining to a jury how he justifies killing an old friend and golfing companion (Grammer) by whacking him over the head with a club. Part two is a raucous tale about the "facts" behind the "Heidi Bowl".

9:55pm
movie: "Cold Turkey" (1971)
Dick van Dyke, Tom Patton
What happens when an evil tobacco company offers $25,000,000 to an entire town to stop smoking for thirty days? What happens when 4,006 heavy smokers from Eagle Rock, Iowa take up the challenge?

11:35pm
movie: "Cougar Club" (2007)
Jason Jurman, Kaley Cuoco
When Spence and Hogan graduate from college, life is bleak. They have to work for heinous divorce lawyers that torture them. Spence has a girlfriend from hell and Hogan just wants to start his life already. As luck would have it, our two young men are presented with an opportunity, they develop a club of young men devoted to the older woman, the "Cougar" if you will. It is this club that ultimately guides our two heroes into young adulthood.

1:20am
movie: "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" (2003)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl
John Connor is now in his 20's, and a female terminator, called T-X or Terminatrix, is after him. Another T-101 is sent back through time to protect John once again on the verge of the rise of the machines.

3:10am
Family Feud

3:35am
Family Feud

4:00am