Showing posts with label Delta House. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Delta House. Show all posts

Monday, July 4, 2011

Friday, July 1st 2011

6:00am
classic NHL Hockey
Janaury 3, 1978
Cleveland Barons 4 @ 5 Philadelphia Flyers

8:00am
Chuck 1.07 - "Chuck Versus the Alma Mater" (2007)
Returning to Stanford, the University that expelled him, Chuck has to help a former professor who is a government agent being hunted for a sensitive top-secret file he has in his possession. At the same time, Chuck learns much about himself and about the death of his friend Bryce Larkin.

8:45am
Chuck 1.09 - "Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami" (2007)
Not all of Sarah's feelings for Chuck may have been a cover, as she finds out, when Chuck begins to date Lou, a sandwich maker. When things couldn't get even more complicated, Lou turns out to be part of a smuggling ring.

9:30am
movie: "Ladyhawke" (1985)
Rutger Hauer, Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer
Philipe Gastone, a thief, escapes from the dungeon at Aquila, sparking a manhunt. He is nearly captured when Captain Navarre befriends him. Navarre has been hunted by the Bishop's men for two years, ever since he escaped with the Lady Isabeau who the Bishop has lusted after. Navarre and Isabeau have a curse that the Bishop has placed on them that causes Navarre to be a wolf during the night and Isabeau to be a hawk during the day. Navarre insists that Philipe help him re-enter the city to help him kill the heavily guarded Bishop.

11:30am
Chuck 1.13 - "Chuck Versus the Marlin" (2008)
Chuck finds a bug in the Buy More, which leads Casey and Sarah to take drastic measures to find out whether the truth about Chuck has been discovered. Whilst facing the possibility that he may have to leave his life forever, Chuck loses something very important- the engagement ring for Ellie entrusted to him by Captain Awesome.

12:15pm
George Michael Sports Machine (1984)

12:40pm
Chuck 2.05 - "Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer" (2008)
Efficiency expert Emmett Milbarge pays the Buy More a visit to inspect the branch, while a global terrorist looks for Jeff. Chuck needs to socialize with Jeff to find out about his connection to the terrorist. Finally, it all comes down to video games and the prevention of World War III.

1:25pm
movie: "American Beauty" (1999)
Kevin Spacey, Annette Benning, Thora Birch
Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his daughter's attractive friend.

3:25pm
Happy Days 3.20 - "Two Angry Men" (1976)
Fonzie takes Howard to court after Fonzie's pigeon cage falls through the roof of his apartment during a blizzard. Fonzie claims the weight of the snow caused the roof to collapse while Howard claims it was the pigeon cage.

3:50pm
Less Than Kind 1.01 - "To Be A Man" (2008)
Fifteen year old Sheldon Blecher has an epiphany during his delayed Bar Mitzvah and comes to realaize and accept that his family is weird and his life basically sucks.

4:15pm
Less Than Kind 1.02 - "Top Of the Class" (2008)
Sheldon battles to become team captain of his school's "Top of the Class" squad. Meanwhile, Josh runs into some old high school chums who plan to teach him a lesson in humility.

4:40pm
"Tribute to Lucky 7"
The first known pirate TV station in the USA was put on the air one weekend circa 1977 in Syracuse NY on channel 7. It was identified as "Lucky 7" and broadcast episodes of Star Trek and pornographic movies. The transmitter was reported to have been built using parts from a guitar amplifier. No mention of what was used to source the video and audio, but the VCR as a consumer product had just hit the market. Soon after, a short article about this station was published in the New York Times.

5:10pm
Movie: "Signal 30" (1959)
One of several Driver's Education films produced by Highway Safety Films, filmed at actual auto accident scenes and consisting largely of color closeups of mangled accident victims.

5:40pm
Movie: "Wayne's World" (1992)
Mike Myers, Dana Carvey
Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.

7:15pm
Classic NHL Hockey 
Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals from 1967
Toronto Maple Leafs 3 v 1 Montreal Canadiens
[Leafs win the cup]

9:15pm
Movie: "Wayne's World" (1992)
Mike Myers, Dana Carvey
Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show.

10:50pm
Corner Gas 2.16 - "Air Show" (2005)
A big air show is on nearby and the people of Dog River are very excited but Lacey's breach of airshow protocol has many in town upset...

11:15pm
DELTA HOUSE: epsiode 1.01 "The Legacy" (1979)
Faber College, Oregon. 1963. Jim Blutarsky, the younger brother of the now-graduated Blutto (John Blutarsky). Pedging the legendary Delta Franternity house, since he is a legacy, Blutarsky is given his Delta nickname of 'Blotto' and show around by his sophomore frat buddies, Founder and Pinto, who knew his brother the best. Elsewhere, the corrupt dean of Faber, Vernon Mormer, teams up with the stuffy and wealthy members of Delta's rival, Omega House, to plan another way to get the riotous members of Delta expelled from campus due to their shenanigans from the previous year (see movie "Animal House")

11:40pm
Movie: "Slap Shot" (1977)
The player-coach of a small town minor professional league hockey team must deal with hostile crowds and on-ice thuggery in this warm-hearted and only slightly farcical look at minor league ice hockey.

1:40am
Chuck 1.07 - "Chuck Versus the Alma Mater" (2007)
Returning to Stanford, the University that expelled him, Chuck has to help a former professor who is a government agent being hunted for a sensitive top-secret file he has in his possession. At the same time, Chuck learns much about himself and about the death of his friend Bryce Larkin.

2:25am
Chuck 1.09 - "Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami" (2007)
Not all of Sarah's feelings for Chuck may have been a cover, as she finds out, when Chuck begins to date Lou, a sandwich maker. When things couldn't get even more complicated, Lou turns out to be part of a smuggling ring.

3:10am
movie: "Ladyhawke" (1985)
Rutger Hauer, Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer
Philipe Gastone, a thief, escapes from the dungeon at Aquila, sparking a manhunt. He is nearly captured when Captain Navarre befriends him. Navarre has been hunted by the Bishop's men for two years, ever since he escaped with the Lady Isabeau who the Bishop has lusted after. Navarre and Isabeau have a curse that the Bishop has placed on them that causes Navarre to be a wolf during the night and Isabeau to be a hawk during the day. Navarre insists that Philipe help him re-enter the city to help him kill the heavily guarded Bishop.

5:10am
Chuck 1.13 - "Chuck Versus the Marlin" (2008)
Chuck finds a bug in the Buy More, which leads Casey and Sarah to take drastic measures to find out whether the truth about Chuck has been discovered. Whilst facing the possibility that he may have to leave his life forever, Chuck loses something very important- the engagement ring for Ellie entrusted to him by Captain Awesome.

5:55am
off the air

6:00am

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Wednesday, October 7th 2009

4:00am
"Tribute to Lucky 7"The first known pirate TV station in the USA was put on the air one weekend circa 1977 in Syracuse NY on channel 7. It was identified as "Lucky 7" and broadcast episodes of Star Trek and pornographic movies. The transmitter was reported to have been built using parts from a guitar amplifier. No mention of what was used to source the video and audio, but the VCR as a consumer product had just hit the market. Soon after, a short article about this station was published in the New York Times.

4:30am
Movie: "Videodrome" (1983)
James Woods, Debbie Harry
The president of Civic TV Channel 83, Max Renn, is always looking for new cheap and erotic movies for his station. When his employee, Harlan, decodes a pirate video broadcast showing torture, murder, and mutilation called "Videodrome," Max becomes obsessed to get this series for his channel. He contacts his supplier, Masha, and asks her to find the party responsible for the transmission. A couple of days later, Masha tells that "Videodrome" is real snuff movies. Max's sado-masochistic girlfriend Nicki Brand decides to travel to Pittsburgh, where the show is based, to audition. Max investigates further, and through a video by the media prophet Brian O'Blivion, he learns that that TV screens are the retina of the mind's eye, being part of the brain, and "Videodrome" transmissions create a brain tumor in the viewer, changing the reality through video hallucination.
starring: James Woods, Sonja Smits, and Deborah Harry

6:00am
Movie: "They Live" (1988)
Roddy Piper, Keith David
Nada, a down-on-his-luck construction worker, discovers a pair of special sunglasses. Wearing them, he is able to see the world as it really is: people being bombarded by media and government with messages like "Stay Asleep", "No Imagination", "Submit to Authority". Even scarier is that he is able to see that some usually normal-looking people are in fact ugly aliens in charge of the massive campaign to keep humans subdued. cast: Roddy Piper, Keith David, Meg Foster

7:35am
DELTA HOUSE: epsiode 1.01 "The Legacy" (1979)
Faber College, Oregon. 1963. Jim Blutarsky, the younger brother of the now-graduated Blutto (John Blutarsky). Pedging the legendary Delta Franternity house, since he is a legacy, Blutarsky is given his Delta nickname of 'Blotto' and show around by his sophomore frat buddies, Founder and Pinto, who knew his brother the best. Elsewhere, the corrupt dean of Faber, Vernon Mormer, teams up with the stuffy and wealthy members of Delta's rival, Omega House, to plan another way to get the riotous members of Delta expelled from campus due to their shenanigans from the previous year (see movie "Animal House")

8:00am
DELTA HOUSE, epsiode 1.02 "The Shortest Yard" (1979)
Dean Wormer is impressed by how far Blotto can punt a football, so he recruits him for the college football team for the upcoming big game. But when Blotto refuses to play, the Deltas secretly substitute the equally overweight, but far-greater clumsy, Flounder in his place, who by his own admission doesn't have a sports gene in his body. So it's up to Otter, D-Day, Pinto, and the rest of the Deltas to figure ways to help the team win and keep Flounder from... floundering on the field, and not give the Dean a reason to eject Blotto from college.

8:25am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.03 "Parent's Day" (1979)
When it's known that 'Parents Day' is approaching at Faber, Hoover and the rest of the Deltas decide to somehow to trick the rival Omegas into leaving town (and away from campus) so they can switch the Greek letters on their house and the Omega's house so the Deltas' moms and dads will be visiting them in the clean Omega house, while the Omegas' moms and dads end up in the messy Delta house.

8:50am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.04 "The Guns of October" (1979)
A speech by President John F. Kennedy about the fear of nuclear war leads to Greg Marmalard and the rest of the Omegas building an elite bunker for survival with campus security funds, while Flounder ponders the meaning of existence. When a faulty test alarm sounds like a real warning of missiles launching, everyone goes into action... with the Delta's throwing a 'Welcome Russians' party to end all parties, while the Omegas just prepare for the end.

9:15am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.05 "The Lady in Weighting" (1979)
Dean Wormer gives the Delta House one week to clean up the house or face expulsion because of a new college bi-law of displaying clean frat houses. So, Hoover and the guys hire a house mother to help get things together. Meanwhile, Blotto enters a weightlifting contest to try to win the money that is required to make repairs to the house.

9:40am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.06 "The Draft" (1979)
When D-Day receives draft notice papers ordering him for mandatory U.S. Army service in one week, Hoover and the rest of the Deltas decide to throw an all-night farewell party in his honor, which leads to all kinds of complications for all involved.

10:05am
DELTA HOUSE, espisode 1.07 "The Deformity" (1979)
Pinto gets severe acne on his face which makes him self-conscious about his looks, so his frat brothers try to help him regain his confidence. Meanwhile, Dean Wormer tries angling for grant money for the science program from a visiting military officer and his best chance at getting it is Hoover's new science project.

10:30am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.08 "Big Man On Campus" (1979)
When Flounder falls in love with Mandy Pepperidge, it's up to the Delta's to make her see him as the man of her dreams, the new big man on campus.

10:55am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.09 "The Fall of Dean Wormer" (1979)
Dean Wormer is in trouble when his wife, Marion, apparently finds him in his office with a young co-ed. So, Hoover and the Deltas offer to help him out hoping that their services will make him more lenient on them despite the fact that they don't trust him to keep his word.

11:20am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.10 "The Blotto Who Came to Dinner" (1979)
When Blotto gets into trouble one too many times, Dean Wormer expels him from the college. However, the tables are soon turned when when the Dean accidentally hits Blotto with his car and he's forced to accept a set of demands by the Deltas to prevent Blotto from filing a lawsuit against the entire college.

11:45am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.11 "Campus Fair" (1979)
Otter and the Delta boys plan to use The Bombshell to win a beauty contest, but when she is sent on an archaeological assignment by accident, they scramble for a replacement.

12:10pm
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.12 "Hoover and the Bomb" (1979)
After overhearing the blond, nameless Bombshell telling a friend that she has a liking for Delta frat guys, Hoover asks Flounder, Pinto, Blotto, and the rest of the Deltas to help set him up on a date with the Bombshell hoping to finally score with her.

12:35pm
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.13 "The Matriculation of Kent Dorfman" (1979)
Series Finale
Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman's life is turned upside down when his parents want to transfer him to another college when they feel that the Deltas are a negative influence on him. Unfortunately for Flounder, the only place that will accept him is a women's college. But to the chagrin of Dean Wormer, Flounder's parents also threaten to cancel their annual monetary contribution to Faber College when they plan to take Flounder out forcing the Dean and the Deltas to reluctantly team up to find a way to keep Flounder at Faber.

1:00pm
Radio Simulcast
Democracy Now!

2:00pm
Classic NHL Hockey 
Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals 
May 2, 1967
Montreal Canadiens 1 @ 3 Toronto Maple Leafs
[Toronto wins series 4-2]

4:00pm
Radio Simulcast
The Great Canadian Talk Show /w Marty Gold

5:30pm
You Wrestle - #1
Scott Steiner & Jeff Jarrett v Sid & Hulk Hogan (WWF)
Micah Taylor v Shaun Banks (Great Championship Wrestling)
Bambi v Nigel Sherrod (NAWA)
Mr. Wrestling v Mr. Wrestling II (Georgia Championship Wrestling)
Ricky Steamboat v Jake Roberts (WWF)
Jack Brisco v Ivan Putski (World Class)
Sting v Great Muta (NWA)
Norman v Brad Anderson (NWA)
Lance Storm v Don Callis (WFWA)
Owen Hart v Dynamite Kid (Stampede)
John Tenta v CC Quinn (All-Star)
Women's Battle Royal 1986 (AWA)
Larry Zbyszko v Alan West (AWA)
Bad News Brown v Steve Reese (WWF)
Bad News Allen v Bret Hart (Stampede)
Apocolypse v TJ Wilson (Stampede)
Mark Starr & Jim Backlund v Brett Sawyer & Mike Howell (Florida)
Hart Foundation v Killer Bees (WWF)

8:30pm
Movie: "They Live" (1988)
Roddy Piper, Keith David
Nada, a down-on-his-luck construction worker, discovers a pair of special sunglasses. Wearing them, he is able to see the world as it really is: people being bombarded by media and government with messages like "Stay Asleep", "No Imagination", "Submit to Authority". Even scarier is that he is able to see that some usually normal-looking people are in fact ugly aliens in charge of the massive campaign to keep humans subdued. cast: Roddy Piper, Keith David, Meg Foster

10:05pm
Movie: "Signal 30" (1959)
One of several Driver's Education films produced by Highway Safety Films, filmed at actual auto accident scenes and consisting largely of color closeups of mangled accident victims.

10:35pm
DELTA HOUSE: epsiode 1.01 "The Legacy" (1979)
Faber College, Oregon. 1963. Jim Blutarsky, the younger brother of the now-graduated Blutto (John Blutarsky). Pedging the legendary Delta Franternity house, since he is a legacy, Blutarsky is given his Delta nickname of 'Blotto' and show around by his sophomore frat buddies, Founder and Pinto, who knew his brother the best. Elsewhere, the corrupt dean of Faber, Vernon Mormer, teams up with the stuffy and wealthy members of Delta's rival, Omega House, to plan another way to get the riotous members of Delta expelled from campus due to their shenanigans from the previous year (see movie "Animal House")

11:00pm
DELTA HOUSE, epsiode 1.02 "The Shortest Yard" (1979)
Dean Wormer is impressed by how far Blotto can punt a football, so he recruits him for the college football team for the upcoming big game. But when Blotto refuses to play, the Deltas secretly substitute the equally overweight, but far-greater clumsy, Flounder in his place, who by his own admission doesn't have a sports gene in his body. So it's up to Otter, D-Day, Pinto, and the rest of the Deltas to figure ways to help the team win and keep Flounder from... floundering on the field, and not give the Dean a reason to eject Blotto from college.

11:25pm
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.03 "Parent's Day" (1979)
When it's known that 'Parents Day' is approaching at Faber, Hoover and the rest of the Deltas decide to somehow to trick the rival Omegas into leaving town (and away from campus) so they can switch the Greek letters on their house and the Omega's house so the Deltas' moms and dads will be visiting them in the clean Omega house, while the Omegas' moms and dads end up in the messy Delta house.

11:50pm
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.04 "The Guns of October" (1979)
A speech by President John F. Kennedy about the fear of nuclear war leads to Greg Marmalard and the rest of the Omegas building an elite bunker for survival with campus security funds, while Flounder ponders the meaning of existence. When a faulty test alarm sounds like a real warning of missiles launching, everyone goes into action... with the Delta's throwing a 'Welcome Russians' party to end all parties, while the Omegas just prepare for the end.

12:15am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.05 "The Lady in Weighting" (1979)
Dean Wormer gives the Delta House one week to clean up the house or face expulsion because of a new college bi-law of displaying clean frat houses. So, Hoover and the guys hire a house mother to help get things together. Meanwhile, Blotto enters a weightlifting contest to try to win the money that is required to make repairs to the house.

12:40am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.06 "The Draft" (1979)
When D-Day receives draft notice papers ordering him for mandatory U.S. Army service in one week, Hoover and the rest of the Deltas decide to throw an all-night farewell party in his honor, which leads to all kinds of complications for all involved.

1:05am
DELTA HOUSE, espisode 1.07 "The Deformity" (1979)
Pinto gets severe acne on his face which makes him self-conscious about his looks, so his frat brothers try to help him regain his confidence. Meanwhile, Dean Wormer tries angling for grant money for the science program from a visiting military officer and his best chance at getting it is Hoover's new science project.

1:30am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.08 "Big Man On Campus" (1979)
When Flounder falls in love with Mandy Pepperidge, it's up to the Delta's to make her see him as the man of her dreams, the new big man on campus.

1:55am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.09 "The Fall of Dean Wormer" (1979)
Dean Wormer is in trouble when his wife, Marion, apparently finds him in his office with a young co-ed. So, Hoover and the Deltas offer to help him out hoping that their services will make him more lenient on them despite the fact that they don't trust him to keep his word.

2:20am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.10 "The Blotto Who Came to Dinner" (1979)
When Blotto gets into trouble one too many times, Dean Wormer expels him from the college. However, the tables are soon turned when when the Dean accidentally hits Blotto with his car and he's forced to accept a set of demands by the Deltas to prevent Blotto from filing a lawsuit against the entire college.

2:45am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.11 "Campus Fair" (1979)
Otter and the Delta boys plan to use The Bombshell to win a beauty contest, but when she is sent on an archaeological assignment by accident, they scramble for a replacement.

3:10am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.12 "Hoover and the Bomb" (1979)
After overhearing the blond, nameless Bombshell telling a friend that she has a liking for Delta frat guys, Hoover asks Flounder, Pinto, Blotto, and the rest of the Deltas to help set him up on a date with the Bombshell hoping to finally score with her.

3:35am
DELTA HOUSE, episode 1.13 "The Matriculation of Kent Dorfman" (1979)
Series Finale
Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman's life is turned upside down when his parents want to transfer him to another college when they feel that the Deltas are a negative influence on him. Unfortunately for Flounder, the only place that will accept him is a women's college. But to the chagrin of Dean Wormer, Flounder's parents also threaten to cancel their annual monetary contribution to Faber College when they plan to take Flounder out forcing the Dean and the Deltas to reluctantly team up to find a way to keep Flounder at Faber.

4:00am

Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

4:00am
classic NHL Hockey
Dec 3, 2001
Chicago Blackhawks 3 @ 2 Montreal Canadiens

6:00am
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

6:25am
George Michael Sports Machine

6:50am
Hack 1.01 - "Pilot" (2002)
Mike helps a minister find his runaway teenage daughter who was lured to Philadelphia by an online child predator.

7:40am
Hack 1.02 - "Favors" (2002)
Mike comes to regret helping a gambler who owes money to a bookie; Marcellus requests his old partner's assistance in apprehending a suspected killer.

8:30am
Delta House 1.01 - "The Delta House" (1979)
In this first episode we meet the rowdy frat brothers of the Delta House on the Faber College campus in 1962 and see how they love to play pranks on the uptight preppies of the Omega House and torment Dean Wormer. First up, Jim 'Bluto' Blutarsky wants to follow in his older brother's footsteps by joining Delta house.

8:55am
Delta House 1.02 - "the Shortest Yard" (1979)
Dean Wormer is impressed by how far Blotto can punt a football, so he recruits him for the football team for the upcoming big game. But when Blotto refuses to play, the Deltas put in a secret substitute, Flounder in his place, who by his own admission doesn't have a sports gene in his body. So it's up to the rest of the Deltas to figure ways to help the team win and keep Flounder from... floundering on the field, and not give the Dean a reason to eject Blotto from college.

9:20am
Happy Days 3.20 - "Two Angry Men" (1976)
Fonzie takes Howard to court after Fonzie's pigeon cage falls through the roof of his apartment during a blizzard. Fonzie claims the weight of the snow caused the roof to collapse while Howard claims it was the pigeon cage.

9:45am
Freaks and Geeks 1.05 - "Tests and Breasts" (1999)
Lindsay agrees to tutor Daniel in algebra, but he doubts her effectiveness. Daniel manages to steal a test from the teacher's office and then asks Lindsay to help him fill in the answers. Mr. Kowchevski, suspicious of Daniel's surprisingly high grade, accuses the duo of cheating. When Lindsay becomes unsure of what to do, Daniel tells her they should deny everything. Sam, Neal and Bill begin sex education class. Daniel loans Sam a porno flick in a misguided attempt to help educate them, but ends up confusing them.

10:35am
Less Than Kind 1.01 - "To Be A Man" (2008)
Fifteen year old Sheldon Blecher has an epiphany during his delayed Bar Mitzvah and comes to realaize and accept that his family is weird and his life basically sucks.

11:00am
Less Than Kind 1.02 - "Top Of the Class" (2008)
Sheldon battles to become team captain of his school's "Top of the Class" squad. Meanwhile, Josh runs into some old high school chums who plan to teach him a lesson in humility.

11:25am
Hack 1.01 - "Pilot" (2002)
Mike helps a minister find his runaway teenage daughter who was lured to Philadelphia by an online child predator.

12:15am
Hack 1.02 - "Favors" (2002)
Mike comes to regret helping a gambler who owes money to a bookie; Marcellus requests his old partner's assistance in apprehending a suspected killer.

1:05pm
Radio Simulcast
Democracy Now!

2:05pm
movie: "The Chamber" (1996)
Chris O'Donnell, Gene Hackman
A young man fresh out of law school tries to win a reprieve for his racist grandfather who is on death row.

4:00pm
Radio Simulcast
The Great Canadian Talk Show /w Marty Gold

5:30pm
classic NHL Hockey 
Dec 3, 2001
Chicago Blackhawks 3 @ 2 Montreal Canadiens

7:30pm
Delta House 1.01 - "The Delta House" (1979)
In this first episode we meet the rowdy frat brothers of the Delta House on the Faber College campus in 1962 and see how they love to play pranks on the uptight preppies of the Omega House and torment Dean Wormer. First up, Jim 'Bluto' Blutarsky wants to follow in his older brother's footsteps by joining Delta house.

7:55pm
Delta House 1.02 - "the Shortest Yard" (1979)
Dean Wormer is impressed by how far Blotto can punt a football, so he recruits him for the football team for the upcoming big game. But when Blotto refuses to play, the Deltas put in a secret substitute, Flounder in his place, who by his own admission doesn't have a sports gene in his body. So it's up to the rest of the Deltas to figure ways to help the team win and keep Flounder from... floundering on the field, and not give the Dean a reason to eject Blotto from college.

8:20pm
Happy Days 3.20 - "Two Angry Men" (1976)
Fonzie takes Howard to court after Fonzie's pigeon cage falls through the roof of his apartment during a blizzard. Fonzie claims the weight of the snow caused the roof to collapse while Howard claims it was the pigeon cage.

8:45pm
Freaks and Geeks 1.05 - "Tests and Breasts" (1999)
Lindsay agrees to tutor Daniel in algebra, but he doubts her effectiveness. Daniel manages to steal a test from the teacher's office and then asks Lindsay to help him fill in the answers. Mr. Kowchevski, suspicious of Daniel's surprisingly high grade, accuses the duo of cheating. When Lindsay becomes unsure of what to do, Daniel tells her they should deny everything. Sam, Neal and Bill begin sex education class. Daniel loans Sam a porno flick in a misguided attempt to help educate them, but ends up confusing them.

9:35pm
Less Than Kind 1.01 - "To Be A Man" (2008)
Fifteen year old Sheldon Blecher has an epiphany during his delayed Bar Mitzvah and comes to realaize and accept that his family is weird and his life basically sucks.

10:00pm
Less Than Kind 1.02 - "Top Of the Class" (2008)
Sheldon battles to become team captain of his school's "Top of the Class" squad. Meanwhile, Josh runs into some old high school chums who plan to teach him a lesson in humility.

10:00pm
movie: "The Chamber" (1996)
Chris O'Donnell, Gene Hackman
A young man fresh out of law school tries to win a reprieve for his racist grandfather who is on death row.

11:55pm
Mini-Series: "Salem's Lot" (1979)
David Soul, James Mason
A novelist and a young horror fan attempt to save a small New England town which has been invaded by vampires.

3:15am
Freaks and Geeks 1.05 - "Tests and Breasts" (1999)
Lindsay agrees to tutor Daniel in algebra, but he doubts her effectiveness. Daniel manages to steal a test from the teacher's office and then asks Lindsay to help him fill in the answers. Mr. Kowchevski, suspicious of Daniel's surprisingly high grade, accuses the duo of cheating. When Lindsay becomes unsure of what to do, Daniel tells her they should deny everything. Sam, Neal and Bill begin sex education class. Daniel loans Sam a porno flick in a misguided attempt to help educate them, but ends up confusing them.

4:00am