Happy Festivus Day
6:15am
Movie: "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" (1990)
Gary Oldman, Tim Roth
Two minor characters from the play, "Hamlet" stumble around unaware of their scripted lives and unable to deviate from them.
8:15am
Seinfeld 9.10 - "The Strike" (1997)
An increase in the minimum wage is enough to finally meet the demands of the striking employees of H&H Bagels, and as such, Kramer announces that after 12 years, he's going back to work. Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party, but when he later tries to date her, she doesn't look nearly as good. Elaine's use of a fake phone number backfires when she loses a card that will entitle her to a free sandwich. George tries to get away with giving away fake donation cards as Christmas gifts at work, and much to his chagrin, his father decides to revive Festivus, a unique holiday he'd invented years earlier.more
8:40am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.21 - "The Great Hazzard Hijack" (1981)
Bo and Luke find part of a million dollar robbery that happened 5 years ago - and a flood washed the money away and the search is on when an old Marine buddy of Luke's comes to Hazzard to help the Dukes find the rest of the money.
9:30am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.22 - "The Hack of Hazzard" (1981)
The Dukes cover for Miz Tisdale while she goes to visit her mama. Daisy and Jesse run the post office while Bo and Luke run the cab company. Bo and Luke end up giving a ride to a pair of crooks who stole a gold certificate and stash it in the back seat of the cab.more
10:20am
Movie: "Psycho II" (1983)
Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles
After twenty-two years of psychiatric care, Norman Bates attempts to return to a life of solitude... but the specters of his crimes -- and his mother -- continue to haunt him.
12:10am
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.16 - "Monster in the Box" (2007)
Once he unseals a package sent to him through the mail, Grissom is floored when he finds a miniature crime scene inside. The finding is entirely more perplexing since the successive killer accountable for earlier related miniature crimes is now deceased. Grissom vows to examine the miniature and discover the actual location, when the investigation makes it clear the murder showed has yet to happen, but is probably going to happen soon.
1:00pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.17 - "Fallen Idols" (2007)
Grissom and his team are discouraged when they find a pool of blood as they begin investigating the disappearance of a high school basketball star and his cheerleader girlfriend.Grissom's quip that the young lovers may have run off to Mexico is soon quashed by the discovery of drops of blood by Ryan's vacant parking spot at the school. After finding a letterman jacket and cheerleading sweater in the field house and a pool of Ryan's blood nearby, the team tries to determine what went awry.more
1:50am
Trapper John, M.D. 3.01 - "That Old Gang of Mine" (1981)
Gonzo is finally ready to settle down and get married, and his friends are planning a big bachelor party. Everything seems to be perfect, until the husband of the bride-to-be appears on the scene.
2:40pm
Trapper John, M.D. 2.20 - "C.O.D." (1981)
A couple desperate for a child adopts a black-market baby, only to discover that the infant is addicted to heroin and has a heart condition. Stanley recruits Trapper and Gonzo to join him in a relay race against Bay General.
3:30pm
Seinfeld 9.10 - "The Strike" (1997)
An increase in the minimum wage is enough to finally meet the demands of the striking employees of H&H Bagels, and as such, Kramer announces that after 12 years, he's going back to work. Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party, but when he later tries to date her, she doesn't look nearly as good. Elaine's use of a fake phone number backfires when she loses a card that will entitle her to a free sandwich. George tries to get away with giving away fake donation cards as Christmas gifts at work, and much to his chagrin, his father decides to revive Festivus, a unique holiday he'd invented years earlier.
3:55pm
Seinfeld 6.15 - "Highlights of a Hindered" (1995)
Jerry introduces a program that shows highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing."
4:20pm
Newhart 7.04 - "I Married Dick" (1988)
After learning a friend's marriage just ended because of "stagnation", Joanna fears that she and Dick are about to suffer the same fate; Stephanie has second thoughts about her relationship with Michael when she finds out he had large ears as a child.
4:45pm
Newhart 7.05 - "Goonstruck" (1988)
Stephanie finds herself lusting for the crude yet virile young stonemason working at the Inn; Joanna sets out to redesign the Inn's promotional brochure, much to Dick's chagrin.
5:10pm
Brooklyn South 1.17 - "Dead Man Sleeping" (1998)
Donovan's dad comes back to town for heart surgery, having not even told his son that he had had a heart attack. Nona goes undercover as a prostitute, eliciting a number of comments about the way she looks from her colleagues and Phil has trouble staying awake during his shift after working nights as a security guard at a mortuary so that he can buy his mother a car.more
6:00pm
Brooklyn South 1.18 - "Fools Russian" (1998)
Elena, Jack's ex-girlfriend, is found dead in an alley, shot three times. The prime suspect is a Latvian businessman who she had often been seen with in a coffee bar. Santoro is asked to help out his nephew with a few speeding tickets and ends up losing his temper with the highway cops and insulting them. Doyle and Ray keep being called to the apartment of a couple who are continuously fighting.more
6:50pm
CSI: Cyber 2.09 - "iWitness" (2015)
The cyber team investigates the murder of a hacker who was hired to erase an assault victim's comments from a confessional Web site.
7:40pm
Dateline: Real Life Mysteries 8.01
When Angie Samota is stabbed to death in her college dormitory, the investigation leads nowhere until more than 20 years later when a friend urges police to take another look.
8:30pm
Movie: "A Christmas Story" (1983)
Peter Billingsley, Darren McGavin
Ralphie has to convince his parents, his teacher, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect gift for the 1940s.
10:00pm
Seinfeld 9.10 - "The Strike" (1997)
An increase in the minimum wage is enough to finally meet the demands of the striking employees of H&H Bagels, and as such, Kramer announces that after 12 years, he's going back to work. Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party, but when he later tries to date her, she doesn't look nearly as good. Elaine's use of a fake phone number backfires when she loses a card that will entitle her to a free sandwich. George tries to get away with giving away fake donation cards as Christmas gifts at work, and much to his chagrin, his father decides to revive Festivus, a unique holiday he'd invented years earlier.
10:25pm
Movie: "City Hall" (1996)
Al Pacino, John Cusack
The accidental shooting of a boy in New York leads to an investigation by the Deputy Mayor, and unexpectedly far-reaching consequences.
12:25am
CSI: Cyber 2.09 - "iWitness" (2015)
The cyber team investigates the murder of a hacker who was hired to erase an assault victim's comments from a confessional Web site.
1:15am
Dateline: Real Life Mysteries 8.01
When Angie Samota is stabbed to death in her college dormitory, the investigation leads nowhere until more than 20 years later when a friend urges police to take another look.
2:05am
Movie: "A Christmas Story" (1983)
Peter Billingsley, Darren McGavin
Ralphie has to convince his parents, his teacher, and Santa that a Red Ryder B.B. gun really is the perfect gift for the 1940s.
3:35am
Seinfeld 9.10 - "The Strike" (1997)
An increase in the minimum wage is enough to finally meet the demands of the striking employees of H&H Bagels, and as such, Kramer announces that after 12 years, he's going back to work. Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party, but when he later tries to date her, she doesn't look nearly as good. Elaine's use of a fake phone number backfires when she loses a card that will entitle her to a free sandwich. George tries to get away with giving away fake donation cards as Christmas gifts at work, and much to his chagrin, his father decides to revive Festivus, a unique holiday he'd invented years earlier.
4:00am
Mini-Series: "LBJ: The Early Years" (1987)
Randy Quaid, Patti LuPone
This made-for-TV film chronicles the years 1934 through 1963, tracing the beginnings of Johnson's public career, chronicling his reputation for down-and-dirty politicking, and following his progress.
6:40am
