6:30am
Movie: "The Bad News Bears" (1976)
Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal
An aging, down-on-his-luck ex-minor leaguer coaches a team of misfits in an ultra-competitive California little league.
8:10am
Movie: "Needful Things" (1993)
Max Von Sydow, Ed Harris
A mysterious new shop opens in a small town which always seems to stock the deepest desires of each shopper, with a price far heavier than expected.
10:10am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.13 - "The Legacy" (1981)
A recently widowed old flame of Jesse's returns to Hazzard to claim an old debt owing to her late husband by Boss Hogg, but he refuses it. So she finds a legacy that the Dukes find in a mine under their property containing 9 full barrels of shine.
11:00am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.14 - "Duke vs Duke" (1981)
Hazzard's annual Hazzard Derby is on and while Cooter is injured trying to help the Dukes, Luke must race in his car while Bo is in the General Lee. However, All the entrants who signed the contracts didn't see the fine print about every loser will have to give up their cars to Boss Hogg, and Rosco's car can't lose with a tank of nitrous oxide in the engine. With a sure win, Boss bets with a big time Chickasaw bookie, Ma Harper.
noon
Night Court 4.15 - "A Day in the Life" (1987)
Harry must judge all his cases by midnight.
12:25pm
Night Court 4.16 - "Rabid" (1987)
The gang searches for a dog that saved Harry from a fire but has bitten Dan and may have given him rabies.
12:50pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.08 - "Happenstance" (2006)
Identical twins are found murdered on the same night. The CSI's investigate the two separate murders only to find a twist in the investigation that leads them in another new direction.
1:40pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.09 - "Living Legend" (2006)
The Cadillac of an infamous 1970’s mob boss turns up in a lake, even though he disappeared years ago. A photo of current murder victims also turns up in the car, so the team must determine whether this current murder spree is related to the missing gangster.
2:30pm
Trapper John, M.D. 2.11 - "A Family Affair" (!981)
Trapper's busy hospital schedule becomes even more hectic when family problems crowd in. Melanie arrives to inform him that their daughter Kim is planning to drop out of school.
3:20pm
Trapper John, M.D. 2.12 - "Finders Keepers" (1981)
A young girl who has been in the care of a street gang is admitted after being hit by a car, but appears to have had pre-existing problems. Gloria hides some kittens in the office of Dr. Riverside, who happens to be very allergic.
4:10pm
Seinfeld 6.07 - "The Soup" (1994)
Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition, he must treat him to a meal at a restaurant; however, what makes up a meal. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's and manure in the path sums up his relationship with her. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods.
4:35pm
Seinfeld 6.08 - "The Mom & Pop Store" (1994)
A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
5:00pm
Newhart 6.18 - "Attention WPIV Shoppers" (1988)
Dick is roped into co-hosting a low-budget home shopping show with Stephanie, but becomes jealous when her performance turns her into a local celebrity; Joanna tries to recreate the recipe for George's favorite childhood pudding.
5:25pm
Newhart 6.19 - "The Big Uneasy" (1988)
Dick and Michael attend a conference in New Orleans with hopes of getting Vermont Today nationally syndicated, but Michael faces an unexpected moral dilemma when he's offered a lucrative deal by an attractive television executive; Larry and the Darryls move their business to the Inn after a grease fire destroys the kitchen of the cafe.
5:50pm
Newhart 6.20 - "Draw Partner" (1988)
Dick is thrilled that his favorite illustrator has been assigned to collaborate with him on his latest book, but soon discovers the feeling is far from mutual; Everyone eagerly awaits the Stratford's 5,000th guest.
6:15pm
Brooklyn South 1.11 - "Gay Avec" (1988)
Heagan's disciplinary hearing, over the gay beating, takes place and Phil has to testify against him. Even so with Pittorino now changing his testimony it looks like he could go free. Officer Anthony Fiano shoots and kills an armed robber while in a gay bar. When he comes in he is questioned by Det. Hayes and an IAB Leut who seems determined to take Fiano down, or at least get him to admit that he is gay.
7:05pm
The Big Bang Theory 9.11 - "The Opening Night Excitation" (2015)
After dating for more than five years, Amy and Sheldon spend the night together for the first time. Leonard, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali must decide what to do with an extra movie ticket.
7:30pm
Quantico 1.11 - "Inside" (2015)
The terrorists behind the Grand Central Station bombing reveal themselves. In other events, at Quantico, the recruits are given time off for the holidays, but not everyone is in a merry mood when secrets are spilled.
8:20pm
Legends 2.05 - "The Legend of Terrence Graves" (2015)
Kate is offered a deal by Nina and an M16 agent in modern-day Paris, to Martin's chagrin. Meanwhile, Ballard convinces the FBI to allow him to take down Martin; Ilyana is enlisted as an operative in 2001 Prague; and Terrence's secrets emerge.
Kevin Kline, Hayden Christensen
When a man is diagnosed with terminal cancer, he takes custody of his misanthropic teenage son, for whom quality time means getting high, engaging in small-time prostitution, and avoiding his father.
3:08am
Legends 2.05 - "The Legend of Terrence Graves" (2015)
Kate is offered a deal by Nina and an M16 agent in modern-day Paris, to Martin's chagrin. Meanwhile, Ballard convinces the FBI to allow him to take down Martin; Ilyana is enlisted as an operative in 2001 Prague; and Terrence's secrets emerge.
4:00am
Movie: "Swimfan" (2002)
Jesse Bradford, Erika Christensen
A high school senior with a promising swimming career has a one-night stand with consequences.
5:25am
