6:10am
Movie: "Jawbreaker" (1999)
Rose McGowan, Rebecca Gayheart
Three of the most popular girls at Reagan High accidentally kill the prom queen with a jaw-breaker when a kidnapping goes horribly wrong.
7:40am
Movie: "The Shadow" (1994)
Alec Baldwin, John Lone
In 30's New York City, the Shadow battles his nemesis, Shiwan Khan, who is building an atomic bomb.
9:30am
The Dukes of Hazzard 4.09 - "10 Million Dollar Sheriff (2)" (1981)
Rosco swindles Boss out of everything he owns but out of the goodness of his heart, lets Boss earn some money by hiring him as his deputy. Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse is in a coma after searching for the varmint Steele, who Bo and Luke are fuming against. Late in the episode, Rosco's attorney returns, announcing that an inaccurate will had been read, and that Rosco inherited just $10 from his uncle. Rosco runs out of excuses when Steele conveniently shows up to demand his $100,000 payoff for framing the Dukes (with a phony General Lee).more
10:20am
The Dukes of Hazzard 4.10 - "Trouble At Cooter's" (1981)
A pair of fur thieves comes to Hazzard to sell Boss Hogg their stolen mink coats. But when they lose one of them on the highway, Boss short changes them the price. Determined to get the coats back for his loss, he plans on breaking into the storeroom through a hole in the wall at Cooter's Garage while his girlfriend charms Cooter.more
11:10am
Night Court 5.12 - "Dan, The Walking Time Bomb" (1988)
Dan frantically tries to rid himself of a briefcase containing a time bomb that someone has handcuffed to his wrist while Joy demands that Bull treat her as he would a sighted woman. Also Dan's real name is also revealed to the staff.
11:35am
Night Court 5.13 - "Hit The Road Jack" (1988)
Christine's father makes plans to retire to Florida, but winds up living with her and hanging out with Dan.
noon
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.04 - "The Case of the Cross-Dressing Carp" (2007)
Grissom investigates the mysterious hanging death of a young man whose body looks like that of a female.
12:50pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.05 - "The Chick Chop Flick Shop" (2007)
Grissom and his team investigate when an actress is killed on the set of a horror porn film.
1:40pm
Trapper John, M.D. 3.13 - "Angel of Mercy" (1982)
Someone is killing terminally ill patients at San Francisco Memorial, and it appears to be an inside job. A young woman with chronic pain is learning how to deal with it, but maybe not soon enough.
2:30pm
Trapper John, M.D. 3.14 - "Danny" (1982)
A mentally disabled man who works at the hospital is able to make friends with a crotchety old hermit who is dying of cancer, but gets embarrassed and quits his job when he misinterprets Gloria's feelings for him.
3:20pm
Seinfeld 7.03 - "The Maestro" (1995)
George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle's store. Kramer's friend "Maestro", makes a comment about getting a rental property in Tuscany that makes Jerry decide to do some research. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro." Kramer's out of court settlement in his lawsuit against the coffee house, free coffee at any location around the world, gets him "hopped up on the caffeine." Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse.more
3:45pm
Seinfeld 7.04 - "The Wink" (1995)
Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; the only problem is he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's healthy breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy, that New York Yankee, Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink.more
4:10pm
Newhart 7.19 - "Homes and Jo-Jo" (1989)
Joanna becomes the host of a new real estate showcase program, which quickly develops into a great lead-in for a floundering Vermont Today due to the sexual tension fostered by her amorous male co-host; One of the Darryls receives a British manservant as a birthday present from his aunt.
4:35pm
Newhart 7.20 - "Georgie & Bess" (1989)
A family friend whom George called Aunt Bess visits for the first time in 45 years, shattering his fond childhood memories when she admits to being his father's mistress; Darryl employs an unusual strategy against Dick in a game of chess; Michael becomes a bag-boy at the grocery store.
5:00pm
Michael Hayes 1.03 - "True Blue" (1997)
Michael investigates police corruption on the NYPD, which worries the district attorney and alarms Eddie, whose friend may be indicted. Meanwhile, Danny tries to reconcile with Caitlin, who is mourning Rebecca's death.
5:50pm
Michael Hayes 1.04 - "The Doctor's Tale" (1997)
Michael investigates claims that a well connected HMO refused to treat a young leukemia patient because of the costs and finds that some of the employees were paid to keep their mouths shut.
6:40pm
Michael Hayes 1.05 - "Act of Contrition" (1997)
A British art gallery in New York is rolled by suspected Irish terrorists and Michael tries to get his hands on the deathbed confession of a suspect to his priest, before the British FBI are able to extradite the others involved. Meanwhile, Michael prepares his nephew for his first communion.
7:30pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2.17 - "Community Action" (1992)
Jazz stays at the Banks house when he has no place to go. Hilary must do community service at the clinic after going to court for parking tickets. While there she meets a doctor.
7:55pm
The Rick Mercer Report 13.09 - "January 13, 2016" (2016)
Rick goes white-water kayaking on the Chilliwack River and heads to New Brunswick for a lesson about sturgeon and caviar.
8:20pm
The Goldbergs 3.12 - "Baio and Switch" (2016)
Beverly runs into trouble delivering on a promise to Barry and Erica, which she made in order to get closer to them. Meanwhile, Adam finds himself caught in a dilemma when he agrees to take both his best friend and his girlfriend to the school dance.
8:45pm
Modern Family 7.11 - "Spread Your Wings" (2016)
Phil visits Alex at college, which gives Claire a chance to coax the ducks into leaving the nest. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitchell when Lily has a sleepover with her dance troupe; and Gloria and Cameron are under pressure to meet a deadline for a hot-sauce delivery, and rely on Manny's meticulous planning to pull it off.
9:10pm
Criminal Minds 11.11 - "Entropy" (2016)
The BAU implements an elaborate strategy to take down the "Dirty Dozen" hit men ring, with Reid playing a central role.
10:00pm
Game of Thrones 1.06 - "A Golden Crown" (2011)
Ned issues a decree with long-term implications for the Seven Kingdoms. Tyrion demands a trial by combat in the Vale. Khal Drogo gives Viserys what he is owed.
11:00pm
Movie: "Couples Retreat" (2009)
Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman
A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional.
12:50am
Movie: "D3: The Mighty Ducks" (1996)
Emilio Estevez, Jeffrey Nordling
The unruly team of hockey misfits grows up a bit and receives scholarships to a prestigious prep school, where they take on the snotty varsity team.
2:30am
Jane Fonda Total Body Workout 2 3:00am
The Rick Mercer Report 13.09 - "January 13, 2016" (2016)
Rick goes white-water kayaking on the Chilliwack River and heads to New Brunswick for a lesson about sturgeon and caviar.
3:25am
The Goldbergs 3.12 - "Baio and Switch" (2016)
Beverly runs into trouble delivering on a promise to Barry and Erica, which she made in order to get closer to them. Meanwhile, Adam finds himself caught in a dilemma when he agrees to take both his best friend and his girlfriend to the school dance.
3:50am
Modern Family 7.11 - "Spread Your Wings" (2016)
Phil visits Alex at college, which gives Claire a chance to coax the ducks into leaving the nest. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitchell when Lily has a sleepover with her dance troupe; and Gloria and Cameron are under pressure to meet a deadline for a hot-sauce delivery, and rely on Manny's meticulous planning to pull it off.
4:15am
Criminal Minds 11.11 - "Entropy" (2016)
The BAU implements an elaborate strategy to take down the "Dirty Dozen" hit men ring, with Reid playing a central role.
5:05am
Jane Fonda Complete Workout
6:20am
