6:05am
The X-Files 2.11 - "Excelsis Dei" (1994)
A series of violent attacks at a convalescent home are linked to angry spirits beyond the grave.
6:55am
Movie: "Man of Steel" (2013)
Henry Cavill, Amy Adams
Clark Kent, one of the last of an extinguished race disguised as an unremarkable human, is forced to reveal his identity when Earth is invaded by an army of survivors who threaten to bring the planet to the brink of destruction.
9:15am
Movie: "The Boss" (2016)
Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Bell
A titan of industry is sent to prison after she's caught insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America's latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget.
10:55am
Movie: "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989)
Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter
Two rock-'n-rolling teens, on the verge of failing their class, set out on a quest to make the ultimate school history report after being presented with a time machine.
12:23pm
Married With Children 5.05 - "Dance Show" (1990)
Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.
12:47pm
Married With Children 5.06 - "Kelly Bounces Back" (1990)
Now an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. But Bud's big mouth gives the idea to another model, so Kelly must take things into her own hands and remove the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on a strike with housework because Al think's she's useless.
1:10pm
Married With Children 5.07 - "Married..with Aliens" (1990)
After Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is no one sees them but Al, so everyone think's he's crazy when he tells others that he saw them.
1:35pm
Married With Children 5.08 - "Wabbit Season" (1990)
Al decides to grow a vegetable garden, but soon faces off against an all-out war with a rabbit who steals his carrots and other vegetables.
2:00pm
Movie: "Gotcha!" (1985)
Anthony Edwards, Linda Fiorentino
Jonathan plays a game called Gotcha in which he hunts and is hunted by other students with paint guns. After a big win, he goes off for a vacation in France where he meets the sexy Sasha who says she is only interested in him because he is a virgin. She takes him with her to East Germany where they are separated and he has to escape back to the west on his own, all the while being trailed by East German spies. He arrives home only to find the game is still going on, and a canister of film is in his backpack. Then Sasha re-appears.
3:45pm
movie: "Real Genius" (1985)
Val Kilmer, Gabriel Jarret
Mitch is one of the youngest students ever accepted to a university known for its programs for geniuses. He's partnered up with his roommate, science club legend Chris Knight, on a project to develop a high-powered laser. Together with their hyper-kinetic friends, they employ their intellects in the pursuit of bigger blasts, practical jokes, and a deeper understanding of what real genius is. When their final, functional laser is stolen by their teacher for a military weapon, they decide to get even.
5:30pm
Movie: "Class Action" (1991)
Gene Hackman, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
An attorney representing a traumatized accident victim finds that his opponent is a very familiar defense attorney - his own daughter.
7:20pm
The X-Files 2.12 - "Aubrey" (1995)
A pregnant woman experiences visions of serial killings that span half a century.
8:10pm
Hawaii Five-0 7.18 - "E malama pono" (2017)
MacGarrett and Danny finally track down the missing uranium, which has been used to build a bomb located in the middle of the jungle. Now, they must carefully extract the unstable explosive through treacherous terrain before it detonates.
9:00pm
Grey's Anatomy 2.12 - "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" (2005)
Christmas hits Seattle, with Izzie caring for a man who fell from his roof while hanging decorations. Meanwhile, Cristina helps perform a heart transplant on a depressed boy, and George has to contend with the family from Hell.
9:50pm
Grey's Anatomy 2.13 - "Begin the Begin" (2006)
Izzie becomes attracted to a male patient with a heart condition, and George treats Bex, an intersex patient. Meanwhile, Meredith's mother receives a visitor, and Derek and Addison's relationship is still rocky.
10:40pm
Grey's Anatomy 2.14 - "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" (2006)
Meredith must choose between her dog and her roommates. Meanwhile, George deals with an elderly patient who has outstayed her welcome, Bailey's pregnancy has complications, Alex gets his exam results, and Richard has a strike on his hands.
11:30pm
Movie: "Slap Shot" (1977)
Paul Newman, Michael Ontkean
A failing ice hockey team finds success using constant fighting and violence during games.
1:30am
Movie: "Air America" (1990)
Mel Gibson, Robert Downey Jr
A young pilot finds himself recruited into a covert and corrupt CIA airlift organization operating in Vietnam War Era Laos.
3:20am
short: "Death on the Highway" (1971)
Following in the bloody footsteps of the auto-accident documentaries produced by Highway Safety Films (HSF) of Ohio, with their color footage of mangled accident victims, came a number of independently produced imitators seeking to outdo the HSF product for grue and shock value. Of these, DEATH ON THE HIGHWAY a/k/a/ RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE is probably the most infamous (and sought-after), produced by the "Suicide Club" (Dean Robinson, who also narrates). The main difference between Robinson's film and those of HSF is that, while the HSF offerings consist solely of movie footage of accident scenes, DEATH ON THE HIGHWAY is composed largely of still photos retouched with red ink to underline the gruesomeness. Offered for our inspection: charred corpses scraped from burned cars, a young man cut in half, a young woman with both arms and the top of her head sheared away, and the grand finale: two young children with their arms torn off, pictured first at the accident scene and later side-by-side on a mortuary slab.
3:40am
Short: "Drive And Survive" (1977)
This shocking safety film teaches the audience four major points of safe driving: Keep your car in good shape, take good care of your body and have good eyesight, don't take drugs or alcohol before driving, and always wear a seatbelt. Otherwise, you might die if a car crash should occur.
4:03am
Documentary: "Hell's Highway: The True Story of Highway Safety Films" (2003)
Dir: Bret Wood
The history of traffic safety educational films and their notoriously lurid content.
5:34am
