Movie: "Clerks" (1994)
Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
7:30am
short; "Hockey Homicide" (1945) (8 min)
Two hockey teams of Goofies play a game that quickly degenerates into a riot.
7:38am
Short; "Clark, the Canadian Hockey Goalie" (2003) (8 min)
7:46am
Movie: "Net Worth" (1995) (TV)
Al Waxman, Aidan Devine
The story of the NHL's early years, focusing on the battle between the players, led by Hall of Famer Ted Lindsay, and the owners, over issues of benefits, pensions and the like.
9:45am
Movie: "The Facts of Life Reunion" (2001) (TV)
Charlotte Rae, Mindy Cohn
After receiving two separate marriage proposals, Natalie asks the gang to reunite in Peekskill, NY.
11:20am
Movie: "Hot Fuzz" (2007)
Simon Pegg, Martin Freeman
Jealous colleagues conspire to get a top London cop transferred to a small town and paired with a witless new partner. On the beat, the pair stumble upon a series of suspicious accidents and events.
1:20pm
Knight Rider 1.07 - "Not A Drop To Drink" (1982)
Michael has to stop a competing ranch owner from illegally diverting water from a family's ranch.
2:10pm
M*A*S*H 1.13 - "Edwina" (1972)
The nurses go to extremes lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie - they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.
2:35pm
The $treet - 1.07 - "Miracle on Wall Street" (2000)
Freddie fears all is not right in the state of his pants. Evan is intrigued by a Muslim woman, who, together with her father, wants to invest multi-millions. Gillian invites Chris to dinner, but it's not what he thinks. Divack makes Catherine handle the Christmas choir, and makes Jack break it to Chris that he isn't getting a Christmas bonus.
3:25pm
Barnaby Jones 1.07 - "Murder in the Doll's House" (1973)
While working on a revealing book Harry Doyle is killed. Looking for the missing writer and his manuscript Barnaby meets Harry's friend Nancy. Finally he spots the missing pages in the doll's house of Craig Woodridge's aunt. Does Craig have a shady past?
4:15pm
Movie: "Robot Monster" (1953)
The Robot Monster has been sent to Earth as the advance party of an impending invasion. Ordered by The Great One to capture several humans, the Robot Monster becomes confused once it learns more about humans.
5:20pm
Criminal Minds 3.20 - "Lo-Fi" (2008)
The BAU faces one of its toughest cases when the team is called to New York City to determine if a series of random shootings is the work of one serial killer or a team of killers working together.
6:05pm
The A-Team 2.02 - "Recipe For Bread" (1983)
Face runs into an old friend from the POW camp the A-Team used to be in. The friend was the cook there who helped them to flee and now needs their help, when he gets involved in a drug deal of former camp members, especially the former Vietnamese commander.
6:55pm
The West Wing 3.11 - "100,000 Airplanes" (2002)
On State of the Union night, Sam is being trailed by a magazine reporter to whom he was once engaged; the President' Congressional censure weighs heavily on staffers' minds as they debate whether to include an anti-cancer initiative in the President's address; Josh can't get Amy Gardner to talk to him.
7:40pm
Traders 2.03 - "High Flyer Down" (1996)
A shifty acquaintance of Jack's returns to call in a favor. He asks Jack to have Gardner/Ross front a hemp growing operation, but Jack is more concerned with finding out the downside on the deal. It takes him the whole episode to find it, but he finally does. Jack manages to maneuver his way around the pitfall, and is able to send his acquaintance to a farm in BC for 10 years to oversee the project. Meanwhile, Kathy's son is having problems in school, fighting, cutting class, being in a gang... Jack tries to put him on the right path by training him to box. Things seem to be going alright until Kathy forbids him from continuing.
8:25pm
Movie: "the Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" (1981) (TV)
The staff of the island resort need the aid of the Harlem Globetrotters to keep their island from a greedy millionaire.
10:00pm
Criminal Minds 3.20 - "Lo-Fi" (2008)
The BAU faces one of its toughest cases when the team is called to New York City to determine if a series of random shootings is the work of one serial killer or a team of killers working together.
10:45pm
The A-Team 2.02 - "Recipe For Bread" (1983)
Face runs into an old friend from the POW camp the A-Team used to be in. The friend was the cook there who helped them to flee and now needs their help, when he gets involved in a drug deal of former camp members, especially the former Vietnamese commander.
11:35pm
Movie: "Hot Fuzz" (2007)
Simon Pegg, Martin Freeman
Jealous colleagues conspire to get a top London cop transferred to a small town and paired with a witless new partner. On the beat, the pair stumble upon a series of suspicious accidents and events.
1:35am
Movie: "the Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" (1981) (TV)
The staff of the island resort need the aid of the Harlem Globetrotters to keep their island from a greedy millionaire.
3:10am
Movie: "Trading Places" (1983)
Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy
A snobbish Wall Street commodities broker and a wily street hustler find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaire brothers who run a brokerage house.
5:05am
Knight Rider 1.07 - "Not A Drop To Drink" (1982)
Michael has to stop a competing ranch owner from illegally diverting water from a family's ranch.
5:55am
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6:00am
