6:05am
Movie: "Hairspray" (1988)
Bono, Divine
A 'pleasantly plump' teenager teaches 1962 Baltimore a thing or two about integration after landing a spot on a local TV dance show.
7:40am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.01 - "Carnival of Thrills (1)" (1980)
Season Three of The Dukes of Hazzard begins with the first episode of a two-part story (originally telecast as a single two-hour "spectacular"). After the star driver of the Carnival of Thrills is seriously injured while making a dangerous jump over 32 cars, carnival owner Diane Benson (Robin Mattson) hires Bo Duke (John Schneider) to take the man's place. Inevitably, Bo falls in love with Diane, thereby causing major friction between himself and cousin Luke (Tom Wopat). That there is something more for Bo to worry about than family trouble is indicated by the lurking presence of a nasty character named Carl (Don Stroud). This episode was originally filmed for the series' second season.
8:30am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.02 - "Carnival of Thrills (2)" (1980)
After a fight between Bo and Luke breaks out, Bo leaves the farm for the carnival and prepares for the jump. But Luke, Daisy and Jesse are determined to stop him but they receive some shocking news about the carnival from an insurance investigator named Zimbra.
9:20am
The Dukes of Hazzard 3.03 - "Enos Strate to the Top" (1980)
After taking a snapshot of Uncle Jesse in Atlanta, Daisy gets two bank robbers in the shot who kidnap her in exchange for the photographs. Meanwhile, Enos - against Rosco's orders - helps the Dukes rescue Daisy and eventually, he is offered a job with the Los Angeles Police that he has always wanted.
10:10am
Night Court 4.03 - "Author, Author" (1986)
Bull tries his hand at writing a children's story; however, the results are a trifle strong for the editors he submits it to.
10:35am
Night Court 4.04 - "Halloween II: The Return of Leon" (1986)
Harry looks forward to seeing Leon again while Dan crawls for an invitation to his boss' Halloween party.
11:00am
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.22 - "Time of Your Death" (2006)
A high roller who spent the night with a woman he had just met is found dead on the loading dock of the casino where he was staying. The investigation reveals that the victim won $10,000 in a pool game and was an assistant to a respected movie producer.
11:50am
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 6.23 - "Bang-Bang (1)" (2006)
A man accused of murdering his wife and co-workers leads the CSIs on a wild ride through a busy casino, eventually barricading himself and a hostage in a casino hotel room. The CSIs process the evidence from the crime scene to determine whether or not the man acted alone or had an accomplice. One of the detectives eventually steps in as a hostage negotiator, putting himself in danger.
12:40pm
Trapper John, M.D. 2.01 - "Girl Under Glass (1)" (1980)
Gonzo takes a leave from the hospital to supervise a very rich young woman with a rare medical condition, and is charged with sexual misconduct when he rejects her advances. Meanwhile, Trapper looks for a new scrub nurse to replace Starch.
1:30pm
Trapper John, M.D. 2.02 - "Girl Under Glass (2)" (1980)
The mother of a little girl who needs heart surgery refuses to let Gonzo operate because of sexual misconduct charges pending against him. Ernie agrees to take the job as Trapper's scrub nurse.
2:20pm
Seinfeld 5.21 - "The Hamptons" (!994)
Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be.
2:45pm
Seinfeld 5.22 - "The Opposite" (1994)
George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table book. Rachel wants to break up with Jerry and he readily agrees, because his luck has been "even Steven." Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places.
3:10pm
Newhart 6.06 - "Vintage Stephanie" (1987)
Stephanie is plunged into a deep depression on her birthday when she realizes she has reached the peak of her beauty and Michael runs out on her; George finds his life becoming too complicated after buying his very first pair of regular blue jeans.
3:35pm
Newhart 6.07 - "Take Me To Your Loudon" (1987)
Dick reluctantly agrees to host the town's Halloween costume party, but what he doesn't know is that Michael is hoping to create an Orson Welles-style panic by scheduling The War of the Worlds on WPIV that evening.
4:00pm
Brooklyn South 1.02 - "Life Under Castro" (1997)
The repercussions of Hopkins' death in the station continue as the Internal Affairs department investigate and Hopkins' sister brings in her own lawyer to find out who 'murdered' her brother.
4:50pm
Brooklyn South 1.03 - "Why Can't Even a Couple of Us Get Along?" (1997)
A Hacidic Jew and his grand daughter are mugged. A militant Jew organizes a vigilante group to find and punish the assailant, believing the police will never find him. Lt. Jonas interrogates Jack over the death of Hopkins in custody.
5:40pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 1.25 - "Working it Out" (1991)
Hilary lands a new job as an assistant to an actress, Marissa Redman. Ms. Redman turns out to be completely bossy. Will surprises Hilary with Jazz in the office and Marissa takes a liking to Will, wanting to bring him to a restaurant opening, she puts Hilary's job on the line if she can't set the date up. Will will only do it if Hilary goes on a date with Jazz.
6:05pm
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2.01 - "Did the Earth Move For You? (1991)
Phil and Vivian feel that Will and his new girlfriend are moving too fast.
6:30pm
NHL Hockey
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9:20pm
The Goldbergs 3.10 - "A Christmas Story" (2015)
Disappointed with her unenthusiastic family during the holidays, Beverly creates "Super Hanukkah" to get them into the spirit, but it's too similar to Christmas. Meanwhile, Adam is annoyed that Barry is more interested in hanging with Lainey than him, so he triple-dog dares his brother with results neither one see coming.
9:45pm
Modern Family 7.09 - "White Christmas" (2015)
Gloria rents a cabin for the whole family to spend Christmas together, but the holiday is marred by bad weather and another guest who's already staying there. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam hope to atone for their poor caroling performance the previous year; Claire is surprised by Jay's announcement; and Haley and Andy can't hide their feelings for each other.
10:10pm
Short; "Captain EO" (1986)
Michael Jackson, Anjelica Houston
Captain EO and his space crew are on a mission to save the world from the evil queen by giving her a song and dance.
10:30pm
Movie: "Capricorn One" (1977)
Elliot Gould, James Brolin
A NASA Mars mission won't work, and its funding is endangered, so they decide to fake it just this once.
12:30am
Movie: "Reindeer Games" (2000)
Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise
After assuming his dead cellmate's identity to get with his girlfriend, an ex-con finds himself the reluctant participant in a casino heist.
2:15am
Movie: "Bobby" (2006)
Anthony Hopkins, Demi Moore
The story of the assassination of U.S. Senator
Robert F. Kennedy who was shot in the early morning hours of June 5, 1968 in the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, and 22 people in the hotel whose lives were never the same.
4:10am
Movie: "Disturbing Behavior" (1998)
James Marsden, Katie Holmes
The new kid in Cradle Bay, Washington stumbles across something sinister about the town's method of transforming its unruly teens into upstanding citizens.
5:34am
