Saturday, April 16th 2011

6:00am
Batman 1.23 - "The Ring of Wax" (1966)
The Riddler smuggles a revolutionary new ring of Universal Wax Solvent, a substance that can eat through anything, from the French Cognac District into the U.S. of A. inside a wax statue of Batman intended for display at Madame Soleil's Wax Museum. (Since the U.S. Government has forbidden its importation for fear that it might fall into the wrong hands, Riddler had to devise something to fool Customs!) In place of the wax Batman statue is a wax replica of The Conundrum King himself, which at its unveiling sprays the audience with a gun filled with red paint while a tape recorder blares out 2 Riddles. In his hideout at The Kandle Lite Kandle Factory, Riddler melts the wax-figure of Batman, containing the wax solvent, into a vatful of boiling wax, as Moth, his new female assistant, looks on.

Meanwhile, Riddler's puzzles lure Batman and Robin to The Gotham City Public Library, where The Riddler and his 2 henchmen, Tallow and Matches, has broken into the rare book vault with his wax solvent to swipe a rare book about the fabled lost treasure of The Incas! When The Dynamic Duo arrive at the factory, they are unwittingly anticipated by The Riddler and company, who give battle; after which, he uses a can of his own Dr. Riddler's Instant Forever-Stick Invisible Wax Emulsion to glue The Duo's feet to the floor, and he and his cronies beat a hasty retreat. The Caped Crusader and The Boy Wonder track their foes back to The Wax Museum, where they are immediately overpowered and taken to Riddler's hideout, where they are suspended by rope over a huge vat of boiling wax, which Riddler plans to use to convert them into giant human candles!



6:30am
Batman 1.24 - "Give 'em the Axe" (1966)
The awful fumes from the molten wax ultimately force Riddler and crew to take refuge downstairs, giving Batman the distraction he needs to reflect a single ray of sun off the shiny buckle of his utility belt into an open barrel of an explosive formula! The explosion that results frees The Duo from their bonds only to knock them out. Believing the explosion has finished them off, The Riddler informs Commissioner Gordon, et al, of the demise of Batman and Robin, and he and his crew hasten to The Gotham City Museum, to break into the sarcophagus of the ancient Incan emperor Hualpo Cusi — which supposedly contains the long-lost treasure. Meanwhile, a very much alive and well Batman and Robin regain consciousness and trace Riddler to the museum only to find it locked, with the only entrance seeming to be a small window on an upper floor -- too big for Batman to fit through, but small enough for a Boy Wonder.

Robin climbs through the window and while making his way through the building to the front door to let Batman in, Robin is overpowered by Matches and Tallow, and brought to The Riddler, who has him tied down to a medieval rack to be stretched! The Caped Crusader suspects that The Boy Wonder is in trouble and makes ample use of The Batram under The Batmobile to smash open the museum doors. He arrives in time to rescue Robin and The Dynamic Duo thwart Riddler, Matches, Tallow and Moth in their attempt to plunder the ancient treasure, and stop their Universal Wax Solvent from destroying a rare old sarcophagus containing an Incan mummy and the treasure. Bruce Wayne and Richard Grayson later take Aunt Harriet to The Gotham City Museum to see the mummified exhibit of Hualpo Cusi.



7:00am
The A-Team 1.14 - "A Nice Place to Visit" (1983)
Season Finale
When one of their former colleagues is murdered in a small town by a gang of murderers, the A-Team prepares to hit back!



8:00am
Power Play 1.09 - "Family Values" (1999)
When a family-values orange juice dealer is interested in one of the Steelheads as a spokesperson, the fact that the player in question is cheating on his wife only starts the problems. Brett is forced to choose between Renata and business after Renata has an unpleasant encounter with a potential investor, with surprising results.



9:00am
Dukes of Hazzard  4.11 - "Goodbye, General Lee" (1981)
Boss Hogg is very anxious to win the Hazzard County "Drag 'n' Fly" contest. But the only thing standing in his way is the Dukes and the General Lee. So when Luke is slightly injured, he has him hypnotized to get rid of the General Lee no matter who tries to stop him, which works too well.



10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
Apr 16th 2011
Hour #2
Thaddeous Coleman & Ricky Foley defeated Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke by pinfall thanks to outside interference by Grindhouse Barbie
[Coleman & Foley retained the APW Tag Team Titles]
Matt Willig and Uriah battled to a no-contest when Derek St. Holmes and Jessica Hatch's fight spread into the ring
[Uriah retained the APW Heavyweight Title]
Asp Evergreen & Eddie Chavez defeated Buck Kake & El Camino
Hour #1
Raymond Bingham defeated Wiry Collin Green by pinfall thanks to having his feet on the ropes for leverage
Gregor Wynn defeated JD McKay by pinfall thanks to outside interference by Ivan, Svetlana, and Katrina
**Gregor Wynn from Russia, apparently is so rich he doesnt believe in doing the hard work himself and has his entourage help him out. This was Wynn's premiere in APW and the fans took an instant disliking to him.
APW Women's Title Tournament round #1
Amy Bates defeated Trishelle Cantenella
Annie Social defeated Alicia

noon
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 16th 2011
Phoenix Coyotes 3 @ 4 Detroit Red Wings

3:00pm
Botchamania 166

3:14pm
Machomania 3

3:21pm
Botchamania 165

3:31pm
Botchamania 10

3:41pm
Botchamania 116

3:49pm
john phoenix v prodigy

3:53pm
Raw Battle Royal 2003

4:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 16th 2011
Buffalo Sabres 4  @ 5 Philadelphia Flyers

7:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 16th 2011
Montreal Canadiens 3 @ 1 Boston Bruins

9:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 16th 2011
Los Angeles Kings  4  @  0  San Jose Sharks

midnight
Movie: "Yellowbeard" (1983)
Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle
Yellowbeard, a pirate's pirate, is allowed to escape from prison to lead the authorities to his treasure.

1:40am
TNA Mexican Streetfight

1:50am
TNA Velvet Sky v Winter

1:58am
hotties

2:00am
American Pro Wrestling (R)
April 16th 2011

4:00am
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 16th 2011
Phoenix Coyotes  3 @  4  Detroit Red Wings

6:00am