Saturday, June 11th 2011

6:00am
Batman 1.31 - "Death in Slow Motion" (1966)
The Riddler steals box office receipts and Batman & Robin trace him to a bakery. With only the riddles that are given, Batman and Robin track the Riddler down only to be separated with Robing on the splitting block.
6:30am
Batman 1.32 - "The Riddler's False Notion" (1966)
Batman searches for the Riddler who has his trusty sidekick captured.

7:00am
The A-Team 2.06 - "When You Comin' Back, Range Rider? (2)" (1983)
As soon as the A-Team arrives in the Midwest they have to face a gang of horse rustlers.


8:00am
Power Play 2.02 - "Resign or Re-Sign" (1999)
The government is confused to learn that the Steelheads they have just bought up are a hockey team, and not salmon. Brett begins plotting his revenge against everyone who brought about his downfall, and Colleen's name is all over his list. Shakey is devastated when he has to retire due to his bad knee, and Simpson is furious with Strand when Strand doesn't allow Shakey to tell them himself.


9:00am
Dukes of Hazzard 4.17 - "Pin The Tail on the Dukes" (1982)
Jesse's old crony Hector, who just got out of prison, is after Boss for stealing his land. Meanwhile Rosco and Cletus use phony radar guns, and Bo and Luke accidentally destroy one. So Boss has Bo and Luke framed for destroying county property.


10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
June 11th 2011
Hour #1
**Because of the time limit draw last week, Uriah and Jody Christmas will start this week's second hour off with their match. Giving them an hour.
Moses Luke defeated Gregor Wynn by disqualification when Ivan was caught tripping Luke
**Ivan and Wynn laid a two on one beatdown on Luke. Donnie DiCaprio finally came out to break it up but by then Luke was in pretty bad shape.
Wiry Collin Green defeated Rulon Gardner by pinfall
**while Gardner had found some tag success with Raymond Bingham, his lack of success on his own continued. In a post match interview Green made it known that he is waiting for his chance at the TV title held currently by Christmas.
**Former tag team champions Thaddeus Coleman & Ricky Foley call their manager Grindhouse Barbie to the ring. They blame her for them losing the title, and promptly fire her, telling her to get her boobs back onto youtube where they belong. She has a crying fit, saying Quentin Tarentino is her best friend and he'll show up next week and kick the crap out of them.
Nikki Crawford and Lacey battled to a no-contest
**Crawford looked pretty good in this match, showing a mean streak we really hadn't seen in her before. But before she could try to finish off Lacey, the trio of Deanna Conda, Rain, and Annie Social hit the ring from the back and proceeded to lay a 3 on 1 beating on Crawford; payback for her actions last week. Rain helped her partner and friend Lacey to the back while keeping an eye on Conda and Social.
Asp Evergreen & Eddie Chavez defeated Wade Garrett & El Camino in a non-title match
**squash match
**Amy Bates calls out Grindhouse Barbie the women's champ. Barbie comes out of the back but stays away from the ring. The camera shows she has been crying as is evidenced by the mascara stained cheeks. Bates says she is tired of Barbie's tactics that have allowed her to keep her title. She wants a match where Barbie won't be able to cheat. She says she wants an old style Apartment Wrestling match next week. Barbie just nods and retreats to the back.
Hour #2
APW Heavyweight Title Match
60 Minute Time Limit
Jody Christmas defeated Uriah by countout at 40:36
[Uriah retained the APW Heavyweight Title]
**an incredible show of courage by the usual weasel Christmas. Once again he wore the bigger champion down. However he couldn't put him away and the end came when he rolled back inside to beat the 10 count but Uriah remained outside the ring and took the countout loss. Christmas must have thought this was a mistake because he berated the ref and himself for allowing it to end that way.
**since the match was not edited for time, and commercials were just inserted, this match took the entire second hour of programming.

noon
Major Leage Lacrosse
June 3rd 2011
Denver Outlaws  11  @  10  Long Island Lizards

2:00pm
Major League Lacrosse
June 10th 2011
Hamilton Nationals  @  Rochester Rattlers

4:00pm
UFC 84: Ill Will
May 24th 2008
Las Vegas, Nevada
B.J. Penn d Sean Sherk
Wanderlei Silva d Keith Jardine

6:30pm
MLB Baseball
June 11th 2011
Texas Rangers  1  @  8  Minnesota Twins

8:30pm
M*A*S*H  7.25 - "The Party" (1979)
Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.

9:00pm
24  1.13 - "Day 1: 12:00pm - 1:00pm" (2002)
Jack plays a deadly game of cat and mouse with Gaines that results in a final confrontation. CTU arrives on the scene and flies Jack and his family to safety. Palmer plans to talk to the D.A. about Ferragamo's murder, but a threat from Carl changes his mind. Nina discovers that a second assassin has arrived in LA, which means that Palmer's life is still in danger.



10:00pm
24  1.14 - "Day 1: 1:00pm - 2:00pm" (2002)
Jack is forced to leave his family when Green places him under arrest and holds him at CTU. Once there, Jack must explain his actions to District Director Ryan Chappelle. Nina accompanies Teri and Kim to a clinic, where they are given a medical examination. Nina becomes suspicious of a phony FBI agent and decides to move the women to a safehouse. Palmer goes to CTU and demands a meeting with Jack.



11:00pm
24  1.15 - "Day 1: 2:00pm - 3:00pm" (2002)
Jack and Palmer finally meet face to face and learn of their connection through Operation Nightfall. They work together to track down those who are seeking revenge on them. A member of Palmer's staff has a romantic encounter with the would-be assassin. Teri and Nina have a revealing conversation about Jack at the safehouse.



midnight
NHL Hockey Playoffs
June 10th 2011
Boston Bruins  0  @  1  Vancouver Canucks

2:00am
24  1.13 - "Day 1: 12:00pm - 1:00pm" (2002)

3:00am
24  1.14 - "Day 1: 1:00pm - 2:00pm" (2002)

4:00am
American Pro Wrestling (R)
June 11th 2011

6:00am