Thursday, January 21st 2016

5:45am
Chuck 1.02 - "Chuck Versus the Helicopter" (2007)
The Government wants to verify the secrets are inside Chuck's head. So they send a doctor who programmed the Intersect system to examine Chuck. When the doctor's car explodes, there's evidence one of the agencies was involved, leaving Chuck unsure whom to trust.

6:30am
Movie: "Death Race 2000" (1975)
David Carradine, Sylvestor Stallone
In a dystopian future, a cross country automobile race requires contestants to run down innocent pedestrians to gain points that are tallied based on each kill's brutality.

7:50am
The Dukes of Hazzard 4.20 - "Dear Diary" (1982)
Rosco loses his diary on the Duke farm which contains all of Boss' schemes he's made and when Jesse is about to deliver it to Boss and Rosco, Two crooks - which Boss Hogg swindled steal it and try and blackmail Boss with it - and Bo and Luke are accused of being a part of their gang

8:40am
The Dukes of Hazzard 4.21 - "New Deputy in Town" (1982)
A gorgeous new deputy comes to Hazzard to escort a prisoner to trial. But getting too suspicious, Bo and Luke investigate her and suspect that she is a phony.

9:30am
Movie: "The Caine Mutiny" (1954)
Humphrey Bogart, Jose Ferrer
When a US Naval captain shows signs of mental instability that jeopardizes the ship, the first officer relieves him of command and faces court martial for mutiny.

11:30am
Night Court 6.01 - "Danny Got His Gun (2)" (1988)
Dan's rescued by a group of friendly Eskimos while his friends in New York plan a memorial service.

11:55am
Night Court 6.02 - "Danny Got His Gun (3)" (1988)
Dan's rescued by a group of friendly Eskimos while his friends in New York plan a memorial service.

12:20pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.14 - "Drops Out" (2008)
Brass, Catherine, Grissom and Nick work the case of a female victim found in an apartment building with a gun shot wound. Drops becomes a person of interest during the investigation, even though he is still in jail.

1:10pm
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.15 - "The Theory of Everything" (2008)
A deer is illegally killed, and the person found with the body in the back of his truck apparently dressed it in a tutu. The man, who was completely drunk when arrested, was being interrogated by Nick and Brass, and suddently tries to escape and is pepper sprayed. Unfazed by the spray, officers then taser him and he bursts into flames and dies. Meanwhile an unbalanced woman wearing a tinfoil outfit at the front desk tries to warn people (including Nick) of an alien invasion. After observing the burning man, she later turns up dead with green-tinted blood. When other people turn up with the same problem, it's up to the team to figure out why. Meanwhile, an old couple dies, apparently in their sleep... but there is evidence the cases are related.

2:00pm
Trapper John, M.D.  3.25 - "The One and Only" (1982)
A flower salesgirl, who works on the street, wakes up one day at the hospital. The girl is very ill yet refuses to be treated since she considers that doctors are Satan's henchmen. The estranged mother of a cult member has the girl kidnapped from the hospital.

2:50pm
Trapper John, M.D.  4.01 - "Don't Rain on My Charade" (1982)
When Melanie's mother comes for a surprise visit, Trapper learns that Melanie has kept their divorce a secret from her for the last six years. Gonzo suggests that a doctor should work as a nurse for a week to get a better idea of the problems they are having, and he gets volunteered for the job.

3:40pm
Seinfeld 7.15 - "The Cadillac (2)" (1996)
Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from, only she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well as planned and Susan thinks he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes defeat.

4:05pm
Seinfeld 7.16 - "The Shower Head" (1996)
Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry parent's are in seclusion in New York while biding time until they can move back to Florida. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida. The shower heads in Jerry's building are being replaced with a new low-flow model; Newman finds a source for black market shower heads. The Seinfelds tell the Costanzas that there is no room for them in Florida that gives Frank all the incentive he needs to move. George is delighted. Elaine finds the cause of her opium addiction and finds a donor for her next physical. Jerry makes a joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno at the expense of Uncle Leo and he pays the price for making fun of the family.

4:30pm
Newhart 8.12 - "Lights! Camera! Contractions" (1990)
Stephanie is rushed to the hospital after experiencing her first contractions, but forbids Michael to witness to the birth of their child when he shows up with a 15-member production crew to tape the event.

4:55pm
Newhart 8.13 - "Beauty and the Pest" (1990)
Everyone tells Joanna that her beauty is overshadowing her real estate TV show, and she gets proof when she visits a hard-to-please client's house; Michael and Stephanie invite everyone in town to the Stratford for the official viewing of their baby.

5:20pm
Michael Hayes 1.11 - "Retribution" (1997)
Michael's attempt to nail mob boss Frankie Malatesta is jeopardized by the untimely death of his right-wing man and by a vengeful restaurateur, who seeks retribution for the murder of his nephew.

6:10pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

6:35pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

7:00pm
NHL Hockey
January 21, 2016
Nashville Predators 4 @ 1 Winnipeg Jets

9:35pm
DC's Legends of Tomorrow 1.01 - "Pilot (1)" (2016)
To stop Vandal Savage from conquering Earth in the year 2166, Rip Hunter travels 150 years into the past to the year 2016 and assembles a unique group of heroes and villains to defeat the time-spanning villain.

10:25pm
WKRP in Cincinnati 1.12 - "Tornado" (1979)
Tornadoes are not good at any time, but especially when you are trying to impress Japanese radio executives.

10:50pm
Movie: "Lifeboat" (1944)
Tallulah Bankhead, John Hodiak
Several survivors of a torpedoed ship find themselves in the same boat with one of the men who sunk it. 

12:25am
Movie: "Pirates of Silicon Valley" (1997) (TV)
Michael Anthony Hall,  Noah Wylie
History of Apple and Microsoft.

2:00am
NHL Hockey
January 21, 2016
Nashville Predators 4 @ 1 Winnipeg Jets

4:00am
WWE SummerSlam 2001
August 19, 2001
San Jose, California
The Rock defeated Booker T
Kurt Angle defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin
Undertaker & Kane defeated Diamond Dallas Page & Kanyon
Rob van Dam defeated Jeff Hardy
Chris Jericho defeated Rhyno
X-Pac defeated Tajiri
Dudley Boyz & Test defeated Faarooq, Bradshaw, & Spike Dudley
Edge defeated Lance Storm

6:30am