Monday, March 20th 2017

6:16am
NHL Hockey
March 19, 2017
Minnesota Wild 4 @ 5 Winnipeg Jets

8:15am
The X-Files 2.25 - "Anasazi" (1995)
Season Finale
Mulder receives an encrypted computer disk containing the defense department's top secret files on extraterrestrial life.

9:02am
Grey's Anatomy 3.01 - "Time Has Come Today" (2006)
Everyone reminisces about the past. Meanwhile, Izzie is emotionally devastated, with the others trying to help her, Adele gives Richard an ultimatum, and George and Derek are put in quarantine when an outbreak of the plague is suspected.

9:50am
Grey's Anatomy 3.02 - "I Am a Tree" (2006)
Izzie copes with her grief by baking furiously, and George has to deal with an obstinate patient. Meanwhile, Meredith must choose between Derek and Finn, Addison drowns her sorrows in alcohol, and Cristina meets Burke's difficult mother.

10:40am
Corner Gas 1.01 - "Ruby Reborn" (2004)
Big city girl Lacey Burrows moves from the bustling metropolis of Toronto, Ontario to the small farming community of Dog River, Saskatchewan when she inherits her late aunts' coffee shop. A coffee shop connected to the local gas station called Corner Gas, run by Brent Leroy. Lacey also meets several of the locals including Brent's parents, Emma. His sensible and calm mother. Oscar, his cantankerous old father. Davis Quinton, the senior officer of Dog River's two-person police force. Karen Pelly, the gung-ho rookie officer. Wanda Dollard, the intelligent but sarcastic employee of Corner Gas. And Hank Yarbo, the local idiot and Brent's best friend. When Lacey begins renovations on the coffee shop, she's met with much disapproval, mostly from Hank, who soon begins protesting the changing of the shop. Until, Brent intervenes.

11:05am
Corner Gas 1.02 - "The Taxman" (2004)
His name is Marvin Drey and he's come to Dog River to check up on a few things concerning Corner Gas after a rather heated phone conversation with Oscar. Thinking that his only way out of jail, (which no one said he was going to in the first place), is a zany ploy, Oscar enlists the help of, of all people, Hank.

11:30am
Corner Gas 1.03 - "Pilates Twist" (2004)
Lacey feels sluggish since moving to Dog River, seeing as she's not done Pilates lately. So, she offers a free class to anyone willing to attend. But, the only one who shows up is Davis, (because it's free). After all, why would anyone want to do exercises named after the guy who killed Jesus? (At least that's what some people in Dog River think.) Meanwhile, Oscar takes rather morbid steps in order to avoid being buried in a cheap-looking coffin, he decides to build his own.

11:55am
Corner Gas 1.04 - "Oh Baby!" (2004)
When Wanda's tooth is hurting, and no one is willing to kick her in the jaw, she makes an appointment for the dentist in Saskatoon. Only one problem, someone has to babysit her hell-raising six-year-old son, Tanner. And no one in town is willing to do so, as many, including Hank, have incurred the wrath of the boy. Finally, in an attempt to impress Lacey, Brent agrees to watch Tanner. Meanwhile, the town places their bets on how and when Brent will be injured as he hopelessly attempts to babysit. Lacey soon shows up and tries to help Brent, but is soon at the mercy of the six-year-old nightmare as well. In a moment of sheer desperation, Brent phones the only person who can possibly help him in a situation like this, Emma.

12:20pm
Corner Gas 1.05 - "Grad '68" (2004)
With nothing better to do, Karen begins going through cold cases and soon attempts to find out who spray-painted "Grad '68" on the town's water tower. A mystery of Dog River that has remained unsolved for many years. Meanwhile, Lacey's idea of putting the ancient Roman symbols for male and female up on the bathroom doors is a bust, as many are confused and going into the wrong doors. Many of the men who see how beautiful the women's bathroom is, are later upset when Brent puts the old signs on the doors and the men's room is once again the men's room. Unfazed by the bathroom fiasco, Lacey hopes to write for the town's newspaper, "The Dog River Howler". But, she finds that writing for them is not as easy as Hank, Davis, Emma, Wanda and basically everyone else in town makes it seem.

12:45pm
Corner Gas 1.06 - "World's Biggest Thing" (2004)
Dog River's Mayor Fitzy tries to figure out a way to attract more tourists, and soon settles on Hank's idea of building the World's Biggest... Thing. Unsure of what to build, Fitzy's grandmother suggests, that because of Dog River's farming heritage, the town build the World's Biggest Hoe! It could be coming out of the ground, covered in soil and be the World's Biggest Dirtiest Hoe. Brent completely disagrees, but can't bring himself to tell Fitzy's grandmother why Dog River can't build a great big dirty hoe. Oscar has his own problems though, he thinks that the lovely Lacey has a crush on him.

1:10pm
Corner Gas 1.07 - "All My Ex's" (2004)
Lacey's ex-fiancé, Stephen visits from Toronto, prompting Hank to think that she's being stalked by an obsessed lunatic. So, he tries to pose as Lacey's boyfriend to protect her. Meanwhile, Davis and Karen try to track down this maniacal stalker, who's reputation in town is getting out of hand. Emma tries, with little success, to get Oscar to go and see a doctor for his annual check up.

1:35pm
Corner Gas 1.08 - "Cousin Carl" (2004)
Brent's cousin Carl visits, pushing every one of Brent's buttons in the process. So, Brent tries to prove to everyone just how big of a jerk his cousin is. Oscar attempts to boycott the local liquor store because Wes won't take his old empties and give him $1.20 for them. Meanwhile, Dog River puts on it's annual talent show and Hank finds himself completely unprepared for it.

2:00pm
Corner Gas 1.09 - "Cell Phone" (2004)
Davis gets a serious case of cell phone envy when he sees that Brent has a smaller one than he does. Soon, the two attempt to outdo one another by buying a smaller one than the other one has, then a smaller one, then a smaller one, and so on. Meanwhile, Oscar becomes addicted to the thrill of winning little stuffed animals on the new claw game in the bar and soon decides to seek help for it.

2:25pm
Corner Gas 1.10 - "Comedy Night" (2004)
A comedian that once visited Dog River, is seen on TV saying a joke that Brent told him while he was there. Needless to say, Brent is a little upset by this. But, Brent feels he will have the last laugh, when he finds out that the comedian is returning to do a show in Dog River. The ladies decide to have a book club, which Brent joins and soon makes it into a movie club. Hank, meanwhile, wants to do a set for comedy night as well, but can't of any material.

2:50pm
Corner Gas 1.11 - "Hook, Line and Sinker" (2004)
Karen learns that Hank is a very different person when he fishes, so she doesn't sleep with him while the two go on a fishing trip together. Brent and Lacey engage in a battle of wits with one another, with the help of the new roadside sign outside. And Oscar tries to prove that his memory is as good as it ever was, prompting Brent and pretty much the whole town to have a bit of fun at his expense.

3:15pm
Corner Gas 1.12 - "Face Off" (2004)
The Dog River hockey team, The River Dogs, find out that their goalie, Brent feels unappreciated and is considering playing for a rival team, The Stonewood Saints. With no coach either, Lacey steps up and helps The River Dogs to play one of their best games ever. They tie! Emma pressures Oscar to get rid of his clunker of a car, but Oscar insists that the car's fine and the only clunker around is Emma.

3:40pm
Corner Gas 1.13 - "I Love Lacey" (2004)
Everyone is excited when they all take a trip to the Grey Cup in Regina, but since they all have to go with only one other person rather than as a group, problems arise. Emma is accused of stealing while at a dollar store with Wanda. Oscar with Hank, finds that a friend of his, who owed him money has passed on. And so, decides to steal his belt just as the paramedics and police arrive. Davis and Karen lose their tickets, so Davis tries to buy from a scalper only to find out that she's actually an undercover police officer posing as a prostitute and he gets himself arrested. And finally, Brent and Lacey run out of gas in the middle of nowhere, despite the fact that Brent owns a gas station. Thus, no one gets to see the Grey Cup at all.

4:05pm
Movie: "The Last Stand" (2013)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker
The leader of a drug cartel busts out of a courthouse and speeds to the Mexican border, where the only thing in his path is a sheriff and his inexperienced staff.

5:50pm
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6:02pm
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7:16pm
24: Legacy 1.08 - "7:00p.m.-8:00p.m." (2017)
Mullins and CTU try and track down Carter. Andy is forced to do something he doesn't want to. Rebecca's interrogation techniques lead Donovan to question her judgment. Isaac turns to his friends for help.

8:05pm
NHL Hockey
March 20, 2017
Los Angeles Kings  0  @  2  Edmonton Oilers

10:05pm
Movie: "Nightcrawler" (2014)
Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo
When Louis Bloom, a driven man desperate for work, muscles into the world of L.A. crime journalism, he blurs the line between observer and participant to become the star of his own story.

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1:05am
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2:07am
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2:38am
24: Legacy 1.08 - "7:00p.m.-8:00p.m." (2017)
Mullins and CTU try and track down Carter. Andy is forced to do something he doesn't want to. Rebecca's interrogation techniques lead Donovan to question her judgment. Isaac turns to his friends for help.

3:25am
Movie: "Domino" (2005)
Keira Knightley, Mickey Rourke
A recounting of Domino Harvey's life story. The daughter of actor Laurence Harvey turned away from her career as a Ford model to become a bounty hunter.

5:30am