Wednesday, August 9th 2017

6:00am
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1.12 - "Monday" (2007)
After the Christmas hiatus, the cast and crew of Studio 60 are back in full force. Jordan must deal with both Danny's advances and Hallie, the new VP of Alternative Programming. Jack and Wilson White continue to fight against the FCC fines, and Jack goes to see Zhang Tao to ask for his help. Simon and Darius fight over a new sketch and Darius' lack of gratitude. And Tom asks Lucy out.

6:45am
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1.13 - "The Harriet Dinner: Part 1" (2007)
Matt's bid to be Harriet's date to a dinner held in her honor ends in a tie--with a 15-year-old Star Wars-obsessed snowboarder. Cal films a promotion for a video game with live snakes, and one gets loose in the studio. When Danny tries to apologize to Jordan for his obsessive behavior, he accidentally locks them both on the roof. Tom breaks his date with Lucy so he can go to Harriet's dinner with Kim Tao on Jack's orders, only to find out that Lucy got an invitation too. Darius and Simon's feud continues.

7:30am
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1.14 - "The Harriet Dinner: Part II" (2007)
Tom is stuck at the dinner with a drunk Kim Tao who keeps coming on to him. Jordan and Danny get rescued from the roof. Matt and Harriet's relationship falls apart.

8:15am
Movie: "Stand by Me" (1986)
Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix
After the death of a friend, a writer recounts a boyhood journey to find the body of a missing boy.

9:45am
Corner Gas 6.01 - "Full Load" (2008)
When Brent enters Lacey into an eating contest, she shocks everyone by winning. Emma gets an MP3 player as a gift from Brent, which he comes to regret. Meanwhile, Wanda and Hank are involved in a vehicle war after a police auction.

10:10am
Corner Gas 6.02 - "Bend it Like Brent" (2008)
Sponsoring a kids' soccer team proves Brent and Lacey to be sore losers. Wanda becomes a comedy sensation with Oscar and Emma, and Hank becomes Karen's driver.

10:35am
Corner Gas 6.03 - "Self-Serving" (2008)
Self-service becomes the popular option at both Corner Gas and the Ruby, though Brent and Lacey's feelings towards this differ rather drastically. Meanwhile, Wanda aims to recapture her "rumor queen" days from high school.

11:00am
MLB Baseball
August 9, 2017
Texas Rangers 5 @ 1 New York Mets

2:20pm
NHL Hockey
January 3, 2017
Winnipeg Jets  6  @  4  Tampa Bay Lightning

4:20pm
Movie: "What To Expect When You're Expecting" (2012)
Cameron Diaz, Matthew Morrison
Follows the lives of five interconnected couples as they experience the thrills and surprises of having a baby, and realize that no matter what you plan for, life does not always deliver what is expected. 

6:10pm
Movie: "Crank" (2006)
Jason Statham, Amy Smart
Professional assassin Chev Chelios learns his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

7:35pm
Movie: "Safe" (2012)
Jason Statham, Catherine Chan
Mei, a young girl whose memory holds a priceless numerical code, finds herself pursued by the Triads, the Russian mob, and corrupt NYC cops. Coming to her aid is an ex-cage fighter whose life was destroyed by the gangsters on Mei's trail.

9:10pm
Movie: "Kill Switch" (2008)
Steven Seagal, Issac Hayes
A troubled detective travels to Memphis in order to track down a pair of serial killers. 

10:45pm
Movie: "The Watcher" (2000)
James Spader, Keanu Reeves
A detective tracking a serial killer gives up all hope of solving the crimes and moves to another city. After he's settled in the old acquaintance he makes himself known. The serial killer has resurrected and resumes sending him pictures of his next victim.

12:20am
Movie: "Ocean's Twelve" (2004)
George Clooney, Brad Pitt
Daniel Ocean recruits one more team member so he can pull off three major European heists in this sequel to Ocean's 11.

2:20am
History War of 1812 Documentary

4:15am
Movie: "Coming to America" (1988)
Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall
An extremely pampered African prince travels to Queens, New York City, and goes undercover to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will.

6:10am