Monday, July 11th 2011

6:00am
Slice of Life - Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America)


6:30am
The West Wing 2.22 - "Two Cathedrals" (2001)
Season Finale
On the day of Mrs. Landingham's funeral, the staff deals with a Haitian presidential crisis and the law suit against the big tobacco companies, and Bartlet must decide about running for reelection.

7:30am
Special; "Eddie Murphy Delirious" (1983) (TV)
Eddie Murphy's raunchy, raucous stand-up comedy routine is captured for posterity on this tape. Not for folks who dislike foul language.

8:40am
Slice of Life - Ryan Getzlaf (pro hockey player)


9:10am
M*A*S*H 2.02 - "5 O'Clock Charlie" (1973)
An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.

9:35am
The Muppet Show 4.10 - "Lola Falana" (1979)
After years of failure Gonzo is actually appreciated for the actor he is and decides to quit the Muppet Show and move on to movies. Piggy, more jealous than sad, asks Gonzo to refer her to the director. This is one of the episodes that teeters on the edge of being very sad.

10:00am
Classic NHL on CTV
Wales Confrence Finals Game #1
May 5, 1985
Philadelphia Flyers 1 @ 2 Quebec Nordiques

noon
short; "Plant Pilferage" (1965) (32 min)
another Highway Safety Foundation movie

12:32pm
short; "Special Delivery" (1964) (28 min)
another Higway Safety Foundation movie

1:00pm
Less Than Kind 1.01 - "To Be A Man" (2008)
Fifteen year old Sheldon Blecher has an epiphany during his delayed Bar Mitzvah and comes to realaize and accept that his family is weird and his life basically sucks.

1:30pm
American Pro Wrestling (Feb 13th 2010)
-Uriah & Mordecai defeated Eddie Chavez & Asp Evergreen to retain the APW Tag Titles
-Tara Varon defeated April Hunter, Larissa Reis, and Trishelle Cannatella in a 4 way match to retain the APW Women's Title
-Sozynski defeated Moses Luke in a streetfight
-Steve Corino & Jon Cutler defeated El Generico & Lance Storm
-Connor O'Neill defeated Cody Miller
-Jason Darkstorm defeated Adam Windsor
-Jody Christmas defeated Wes Shivers.
**After the bout Kurt Angle extended an invitation to Jody Christmas to join the "Elite" which he accepted later in the show

3:30pm
Movie: "Indian Summer" (1993)
Alan Arkin, Matt Craven
Seven friends reunite for a week-long reunion at a summer camp in Ontario they used to attend as children which is now threatened with being closed down.

5:00pm
Short; "the Dangerous Stranger" (1950) (10 min)
In this film, a police officer tells children about the dangers of accepting rides or presents from strangers, and relates the unfortunate stories of several children who did and were never seen again.

5:10pm
short; "Safe Living At School" (1948) (10 min)
Ted and Ruth have been elected to the Junior Safety Council at school, and as part of their duties they make an inspection of the school building and grounds, looking for "unsafe" drinking fountains and students who are acting in an "unsafe" manner

5:20pm
short; "Too Young To Burn" (1954) (26 min)
This mostly animated film shows the dangers children face from fire and electrical appliances.

5:46pm
short; "You Can't Stop On A Dime" (1954) (10 min)
Children are taught the benefits of safe practices, such as looking both ways before crossing the street, and the different distances it takes bicycles and cars to stop.

5:56pm
Movie: "Weird Science" (1985)
Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock
Two nerdish boys attempt to create the perfect woman, but she turns out to be more than that.

7:30pm
Kiana's Flex Appeal

8:00pm
Combat Hospital 1.01 - "Welcome to Kandahar" (2011)
Two new doctors arrive at the NATO Role 3 Medical Unit at Kandahar Airfield and must face rocket attacks and waves of wounded soldiers and civilians all in their first 48 hours.


9:00pm
Combat Hospital 1.03 - "It's My Party" (2011)
Colonel Marks is forced to ask for a walking blood bank. Simon reconnects with a former flame (Tia Carrere). Rebecca must plan a staff party.


10:00pm
Mad Men 3.13 - "Shut The Door, Have A Seat" (2009)
Season Finale
Don has a big meeting with Connie about their future relationship. Betty is the beneficiary of some interesting advice and Pete has a serious sit-down with some clients.

11:00pm
Slice of Life - Louis Riel (Candian, Metis historical leader, traitor?)


11:30pm
Happy Days 1.14 - "the Best Man" (1974)
Howard's old army buddy, a black man, asks Howard to be the best man at his wedding. Howard and Marion consider holding the wedding at their home when the man can't find anyone else willing to do it.

midnight
Movie: "SpaceDisco One" (2007)
Amanda Mullins, Donnamarie Recco
"Spacedisco One" is a sequel to both "Logan's Run" and "1984" at the same time with Orwell's Winston Smith running into the daughters of Logan 5 and Francis 7 as they're busy running about a park firing off laser beams at one another. It's not until they meet that Winston realizes they're actually all fictional characters in a movie. When not discussing "Battlestar Galactica" with Stargirl 7 and Francis 8, Winston makes frequent visits to the Ministry of Truth - known to you and I as Universal Citywalk. Oh yeah, did I mention the roller rink in space that people have to skate on to get to Earth? Yeah, there's that, too.

1:00am
Slice of Life - Jacques-Phillipe LeClerc (WW2 French resistance leader in Africa)


1:30am
Less Than Kind 1.02 - "Top of The Class" (2008)
Sheldon battles to become team captain of his school's "Top of the Class" squad. Meanwhile, Josh runs into some old high school chums who plan to teach him a lesson in humility.

2:00am
Slice of Life - JD Salinger (reclusive American author)


2:30am
Miami Vice 1.15 - "Smuggler's blues" (1985)
Crockett and Tubbs are recruited by DEA to pose as drug smugglers in an effort to expose someone in law enforcement who is murdering drug dealers and their families.

3:30am
Happy Days 1.15 - "Knock Around the Block" (1974)
Richie gets on the good side of a local gang, the Dukes, when he protects the leader's sister from being picked on. However, things change when the Dukes steal Potsie's bike, and Richie tries to get it back.

4:00am
Movie: "The 13th Warrior" (1999)
Antonio Banderas, Vladimir Kulich
In AD 922, an important emissary is banished from his homeland. The nomadic outcast comes across a band of Norse warriors who coerce him into joining them when they are summoned to fight mysterious creatures legendary for consuming every living thing in their path. Eventually surrounded by the frightening and ferocious foe, Ibn must conquer his personal fears and help battle the illusive invaders--who emerge out of the shroud of fog in the black of the night.

6:00am