Thursday, July 21st 2011

7:00am
Movie: "Helltrain" (1977)
Train spécial pour SS (original title)
The SS puts a slutty nightclub singer in charge of a train car full of prostitutes whose "services" are reserved solely for Adolf Hitler.

8:30am
Movie: "Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS" (1975)
Dyanne Thorne
Ilsa is an evil Nazi warden at a death camp that conducts "medical experiments". Ilsa's goal is to prove that woman can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines.

10:00am
Movie: "Lager SSadis Kastrat Kommandantur" (1976)
Mircha Carven, Paola Corazzi
This is a sleazy WW2 Nazi camp movie which plays more like a black comedy. In this film the poor female POW's get raped and groped by all and sundry at the camp. In an amusing comic twist the commandant decides he wants a new pair of testicles and so removes them from one of the hunky guards. The guard doesn't seem to realise he's been castrated until he goes to bonk one of the French prisoners. This provides one of the most amusing scenes when he confronts the commandant and says "You Bastard. what have you done with my Balls?".

11:30am
Movie: "Love Camp 7" (1969)
Bob Cresse, Maria Lease
Two female Army agents go undercover at a Nazi prison camp to get information from a scientist being held there.

1:00pm
Compilation: 2009 World Air Hockey Championships


2:00pm
Movie: "Nekromantik" (1987)
A street sweeper who cleans up after grisly accidents brings home a full corpse for him and his wife to enjoy sexually, but is dismayed to see that his wife prefers the corpse over him.

3:30pm
NFL Football
Sep 13th, 2010
Baltimore Ravens 10 @ 9 New York Jets

6:00pm
CFL Football
Sep 12th 2010
Saskatchewan Roughriders 2 @ 31 Winnipeg Blue Bombers

8:00pm
Mad Men 4.03 - "The Good News" (2010)
Lane and Joan get into a disagreement at the agency and a mix-up with flowers has a hand in Lane's wife staying in London indefinitely. Don leaves for Acapulco with a stopover in Los Angeles. While in LA, Don visits Anna Draper. Once back in New York, Don and Lane get to know each other better on New Year's Eve.

9:00pm
Detroit 1-8-7 1.01 - "Pilot" (2010)
Veteran Homicide Det. Louis Fitch and his new partner Det. Damon Washington investigate a double homicide at a pharmacy. Washington, who is working his first day in Homicide and becomes ill at the site of the dead bodies, suggests that it is a drug deal gone bad, but Fitch and Det. Ariana Sanchez see indications that there might be more to the killings. Meanwhile, retiring Sgt. Jesse Longford and partner Det. Aman Mahajan search for the killer of a divorce attorney found shot to death at the rail yards. As the two cases intersect, police find themselves in a race against time to stop the killing spree.

10:00pm
NHL Exhibition Hockey
Sep 22nd, 2010 (Winnipeg)
Chicago Blackhawks 2 @ 4 Tampa Bay Lightning

midnight
Classic NHL Hockey; Miracle on Manchester
April 10th, 1982
Edmonton Oilers 5 @ 6 Los Angeles Kings (OT)

3:00am
Movie: "Life As A House" (2001)
Kevin Kline, Hayden Christensen
When a man is diagnosed with terminal cancer, he takes custody of his misanthropic teenage son, for whom quality time means getting high, engaging in small-time prostitution, and avoiding his father.

5:00am
Movie: "Pretty in Pink" (1986)
Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer
A poor girl must choose between the affections of her doting childhood sweetheart and a rich but sensitive playboy.

6:30am
Family Feud

7:00am