Monday, May 31st 2010

3:00am
Family Feud

3:30am
Jokers Wild

4:00am
Australian Gladiators

5:00am
White Shadow 2.01 - "On The Line" (1979)
The second season begins with Jackson, who has a propensity for gambling (specificially, playing the numbers), being duped into betting on his Carver team. Things get even hairier for Jackson when the sports reporter for the school paper covering the Carver team observes his action.

6:00am
Mad Men 2.13 - "Meditations in an Emergency" (2008)
Sterling Cooper is in play and the office scrambles without Don and Betty learns some disconcerting news.

7:00am
Friday Night Lights 1.22 - "State" (2007)
The rumors about Coach Taylor leaving the team at the end of the season get a boost when an inside source decides to speak up. Meanwhile, the Panthers are preparing themselves for the state championship.

8:00am
Chuck 3.01 - "Chuck Versus The Pink Slip" (2010)
With the upgraded Intersect, Chuck wants to become a real spy, but he fails his training, so he is fired instead. Chuck needs to find a way back into spy business.

9:00am
Rules of Engagement 4.01 - "Flirting" (2010)
Jeff listens to Russell about a co-worker and finds himself in trouble. Timmy is sent to get Russell's phone from the apartment of his most recent conquest.

9:30am
Rules of Engagement 3.13 - "Sex Toy Story" (2009)
After Audrey goes to Jennifer's toy party, Jeff tries to spice up their life in the bedroom thinking she is bored. Russell pretends to be married in order to have sex with a beautiful young woman.

10:00am
Crime Story 1.04 - "Shadow Dancer" (1986)
Torello gains a major advantage when one of Luca's burglars is connected to a robbery-homicide of a coin collector's wife. Torello finds out Julie is pregnant.

11:00am
Movie: "The Perfect Assistant" (2008)
Josie Davis, Chris Potter
Rachel Parsons is the perfect assistant, but she's completely in love with her boss. She's got a secret obsession: be her wife and have kids. The problem is that he already has a family.

12:30pm
Corner Gas 2.01 - "The Brent Effect" (2004)
Brent and Lacey try to figure out their relationship; Emma's on the warpath when Oscar takes her savings to buy something for himself; Karen investigates mysterious gun shots in town.

1:00pm
Chuck 3.05 - "Chuck Versus First Class" (2010)
Shaw sends Chuck on a solo mission to Paris, over Sarah and Casey's protests, where Chuck meets a beautiful woman and flashes on an assassin en route. Morgan gains an unexpected ally in dealing with Jeff and Lester at the Buy More.

2:00pm
White Shadow 2.01 - "On The Line" (1979)

3:00pm
Mad Men 2.13 - "Meditations in an Emergency" (2008)

4:00pm
Friday Night Lights 1.22 - "State" (2007)

5:00pm
Chuck 3.01 - "Chuck Versus The Pink Slip" (2010)

6:00pm
Rules of Engagement 4.01 - "Flirting" (2010)

6:30pm
Rules of Engagement 3.13 - "Sex Toy Story" (2009)

7:00pm
NHL Playoffs, May 31st 2010
Philadelphia Flyers 1 @ 2 Chicago Blackhawks

10:00pm
UFC 49: Unfinished Business
August 21st, 2004
Paradise, Nevada
Randy Couture defeated Vitor Belfort
Joe Riggs defeated Joe Doerksen
Chuck Liddell defeated Vernon White

12:30am
NHL Playoffs, May 31st 2010
Philadelphia Flyers 1 @ 2 Chicago Blackhawks

3:00am