Friday, July 29th 2011

6:00am
American Pro Wrestling: Special; The Tag Teams (2010)
Asp Evergreen and Marty Gold host this look at 30 years of the best tag teams in the history of River City, Mid-American Pro, and American Pro Wrestling.

8:00am
NHL Winter Classic
Jan 1st, 2011
Heinz Field, Pittsburgh PA
Washington Capitals 3 @ 1 Pittsburgh Penguins

10:00am
Classic Hockey, Dec 31st 1979
Red Army (CSKA) 3 @ 3 Montreal Canadiens

noon
Movie: "War Games" (1983)
Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheedy
A young man finds a back door into a military central computer in which reality is confused with game-playing, possibly starting World War III.

2:00pm
APW - American Pro Wrestling
Jan 8th 2011
1st Hour
**Jack Larkin returns as owner, his problems with the law and isolation in the Caribbean apparently over. Says his plans are simple; to return APW to its former glory under his guidance.
Mentallo defeated Jack Hasse
"All 80's" Mike Maverick defeated Adam Windsor
**Maverick makes a surprise return to APW, he has been wrestling in SAWF (South Africa) the past couple of years
Non-Title Match: Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke defeated Conquistadors #3 & #5
Sicodelica defeated Rebar
2nd Hour
Loser Leaves Town Match: APW Television Title Match
Jody Christmas defeated Kenny Omega
[Jody Christmas retains the APW TV Title]
8-Woman Tag Match
Crystal Cunard, Lacey, Rain, & Alicia
defeated April Hunter, Deanna Conda, Annie Social, Nikki Crawford
Main Event
Heavyweight Title Match
Special Guest Referee Steve Corino
Eddie Chavez (champion) v Uriah (/w Derek St. Holmes)
**Holmes was very upset a the naming of Corino as the referee since he and Corino have crossed paths lately on the direction of Uriah's future. Jack Larkin also remained at ringside to help with commentary.
Eddie had his moments early on, and it looked like he might survive this challenge, but soon the big shots from Uriah just devastated Chavez. After only six minutes of action the champ was pretty much broken and beaten. However, after Chavez kicked out of a 3 count, Holmes jumped on the apron to protest what he thought was a slow count. It didn't take long for Holmes to put his hands on Corino who decked him. When Uriah tried to attack Corino, Chavez nailed the big challenger from behind instead. However, the attack followed through and knocked Corino hard out of the ring. Uriah blocked a Chavez whip to the ropes and nailed a clothesline, followed by a legdrop, and then a reverse bodyslam. Chavez was again out with Jack Larkin having left his position to go check on Corino. From out of the crowd came Asp Evergreen! The fans assumed he was going after Chavez, but instead he nailed Uriah in the back of the head, and then rolled out of the ring, leaving the chair behind. Uriah tried to pick up the chair first, but Chavz stomped his fingers, scooped up the chair and waffled Uriah in the head. He covered for the pin but by now Jack Larkin had helped Steve Corino into the ring and Corino called for the bell and disqualified Uriah for the interference by Derek St Holmes earlier.
Eddie Chavez defeated Uriah by disqualification for outside interference (Derek St. Holmes) at 7:49
[Eddie Chavez retained the APW Heavyweight Title]

4:00pm
APW Wrestling
January 15th, 2011
Sicodelica and Raymond Bingham battled to a DDQ
Wes Shivers defeated Mike Maverick by pinfall thanks to outside interference by Trishelle Cantenella
Lacey & Rain defeated Deanna Conda & Annie Social
**after the match the two villians Conda and Social got into a nasty fight. Nobody came to break it up because these two are so violent and unlikeable. Both girls were busted wide open by the time they were dragged apart.
Handi-cap Match:
Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke defeated Thadeus Coleman by pinfall
**the tag champs took on the challenge of the huge Coleman, and even though it was 2 on 1 it was a long hard fight for the tag champs before they finally took down Coleman. In a post match interview they told Coleman to find a tag team partner and they would give him a tag title match next week, because he had earned it.
Hour #2
APW Television Title Match
Jody Christmas defeated Todd Bridges by pinfall
[Jody Christmas retained the APW Television Title]
**before the match Christmas brought out his new bodyguard, a former Canadian Football League all-star, and a physical specimen Ricky Foley (6'2 275 lbs)
APW Women's Title Match
April Hunter defeated Crystal Cunard by submission
[April Hunter won the APW Women's Title]
Main Event: 4 Way Match
Eddie Chavez v Asp Evergreen v Steve Corino v Uriah
Uriah won the 4 way by pinfall over Steve Corino
**Corino was more distracted by St. Holmes, so Uriah was distracted trying to defend his manager. Chavez also went after Uriah, and Evergreen seemed to only want to help out Chavez which confused everyone. So it was basically 3 on 1 until Corino and Evergreen got into it, leaving Chavez and Uriah one on one in the ring bringing the fans to their feet. Just when it looked like Uriah was about to take out Chavez, he was hit from behind by Corino. Uriah though turned and chokeslammed Corino and pinned him quickly.
As all 4 men and St. Holmes recovered after the match and got their bearings, down the aisle came a very sexy women, Jessica Hatch, former 2007 WWE Diva search contestent. She waived around a contract saying she was now a manager and was looking for a stud to take to the top. All the guys had their mouths wide open when the show ended.

6:00pm
Carl & Todd's Haunts 1.06 - "Under the Bridge" (2011)
Carl and Todd spend the night under a bridge that despite being in a bad neighborhood see's no squatters because of the alleged haunts that come out at night.

6:30pm
Two and A Half Men 7.04 - "Laxative Tester, Horse Insemenator"
Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

7:00pm
video; "Steel Kittens 12" Seething Sisters
Description:
Pam Manning vs. Seline & Elsa vs. Andy: 2 Amateur Female Wrestling Catfights
Seline steps into the ring to contend against supermodel Pam Manning in an amateur female wrestling match. These two roommates go at it with a vengeance in this vicious free style grudge match. Seline, wearing a tight teal green one piece, adapts to the ring quickly, with all her instincts serving her in a fight. Her lightening moves take the golden blonde Pamela for a ride--but Pamela has something worth fighting for and she’ll stop at nothing to get it back. Did the sexy Seline take Pam’s precious necklace? These two beauties engage in an array of wild ring action, complete with verbal warfare!!! The battle heats up to inferno proportions and there is no mercy shown to these two beautiful bodies. To whom will justice prevail in this brutal hostile match?
Next is a classic amateur female wrestling match between dark haired temptress Elsa and blonde hellcat Andy. Each beauty is a dirty fighter in this battle. Hair is pulled, necks are choked, vital parts of the delicate female anatomy are pinched and bruised. The victim of this vicious match is further humiliated when the victor returns to the ring to give the beaten woman a dreadful body slam. Two stunning matches make this a five star production!!!

7:40pm
video; "Steel Kittens 1" Jousling Jezebels
Elsa v Cheryl, Belle v Pam Manning
Female combat as you've never seen before erupts with the introduction of this vicious new form of ultimate destruction. Featured recently by the "American Gladiators" on national television, jousting is a modern version of jousting as done in medieval times by knights on horseback. The updated method is simply a two-sided battering ram used by an individual to inflict pain and suffering on a similarly equipped opponent. "Steel Kittens" form of jousting is also done in a full-sized wrestling ring, where neither participant can escape from the rain of blows, a much fiercer and intense version of the sport than seen on "American Gladiators:'
The first match features two passionate athletes who are determined to pummel their opponent into senseless oblivion. Elsa, the fiery dark-haired Latin beauty is clad in a teeny white tiger striped bikini, displaying her perfect athletic body. Her opponent, Cheryl, looks menacing in her red top, black shorts and net stockings. The five three-minute rounds are fervent proof of the vicious nature of an enraged female. The bartering rams are used to knock an adversary off her feet and then rain blows to all areas of an unprotected body. One girl, then the other, gains an advantage as both are engrossed in violating every fair rule of the match. After a lengthy battle, the more aggressive kitten is declared a clear-cut winner.
The treat of the tape occurs in violent form in the second match. Belle, displaying her charms in a tight fitting aerobic outfit with a lime top, menaces pink clad blonde Pam Manning with her tools of combat. These two blonde bombshells batter and ram through several rousing rounds of jousting jabbing. Screams of anguish punctuate the screen as first one beauty, and then the other, are beaten in every tender area of their body by their opponent's weapon. Many times, one gladiator loses her weapon and is entirely defenseless from her opponent's fury, until saved by the bell. One blonde is definitely superior, and constantly pummels her screaming adversary into a near senseless state. The loser is left cringing on the mat in a sobbing, beaten heap.
Don't miss this first ever tape of jousting by the most intense members of the newest generation of female fighters. You'll ask for more!

8:20pm
video; "Steel Kittens 21" Fond of Foreplay
Chris v Tenea
Chris is at it again. Rochelle is gone on vacation, and Tenea doesn't even know he has a girl. He's hoping to fulfill his fantasies, and this time succeed in getting gone of the most beautiful Kittens to agree to a coed wrestling match. Tenea is fun-loving and athletic, and on this day, wearing very sexy lean shorts and a tank top. This well endowed brunette beauty challenges Chris to a tussle, showing off her strength. Chris eggs her on. These two playfully go at it, engaging in some of the most candid wrestling ever filmed.
The heat is intensified as Tenea whimsically rips at Chris' clothes. Although taken by surprise, he stretches Tenea's beautiful body joyfully, further indulging in this mischievous foreplay. These opponents jokingly tease each other, heightening their arousal, until one opponent is eventually stripped and submits to a well-deserved spanking. This match is one-of-a-kind, and if you’re looking for sexy mixed wrestling of a "different flavor," you won't want to miss this unique display of mischief.

9:00pm
King 1.07 - "Cameron Bell" (2011)

10:00pm
Rules of Engagement 5.14 - "Uh-oh, It's Magic" (2011)
Russell is busy looking for his date after Criss Angel makes her disappear on stage. Audrey tells Brenda's girlfriend a secret. Adam feels less manly when Jen bypasses him and turns to the building superintendent to get handyman tasks done.

10:30pm
Seinfeld 5.21 - "The Hamptons" (1994)
Everyone makes a trip to the Hamptons to "see the baby" and enjoy the weekend. George's girlfriend goes topless and everyone sees her chest before he does. "The baby" is the most hideous thing they've ever seen. Elaine is confused when a handsome doctor refers to her as "breathtaking" - the same term he later uses to describe the baby. Kramer finds a filled lobster trap. Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be.

11:00pm
Criminal Minds 4.17 - "Demonology" (2009)
The BAU investigates a series of deaths involving possible exorcisms in the Washington area that appear to be sanctioned by the Vatican, and SSA Emily Prentiss finds herself personally involved in the case.

midnight
movie: "The Lake House" (2006)
Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock
A lonely doctor who once occupied an unusual lakeside home begins exchanging love letters with its former resident, a frustrated architect. They must try to unravel the mystery behind their extraordinary romance before it's too late.

2:00am
PornStar of the Week 1.02 - "Lisa Ann"

2:30am
APW Wrestling
Jan 22nd 2011
Eddie Chavez defeated Uriah by disqualification when Uriah refused to follow any of the refs instructions[Chavez retained the APW Heavyweight Title]
Steve Corino defeated Asp Evergreen when Evergreen was distracted by Jessica Hatch
Ricky Foley defeated Todd Bridges by pinfall
Crystal Cunard defeated Nikki Crawford
Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke defeated Thaddeus Coleman & Raymond Bingham
Annie Social defeated Deanna Conda
Mike Maverick defeated Wes Shivers

4:30am
Rules of Engagement 3.01 - "Russell's Secret" (2009)
Russell is a big fan of musicals Can Audrey get free tickets by keeping the secret? Adam and Jennifer learn how to dance before the wedding.

5:00am
classic River City Wrestling
Aug 27th 1983
Winnipeg, Manitoba
Handi-cap match: Judy Martin defeated Tanya Tataryn & Shelly Salter by pinfall when she pinned Tataryn after a piledriver at 6:38
no time limit #1 contenders match;
Ray Stevens defeats Dynamite Kid by stoppage due to excessive blood loss at 48:24.
detailed card

6:00am

Jan 23rd 2011