Wednesday, July 27th 2011

6:00am
Movie: "Ben" (1972)
Joseph Campanella, Arthur O'Connell
A lonely boy becomes good friends with Ben, a rat. This rat is also the leader of a pack of vicious killer rats, killing lots of people.

8:00am
30 Rock 5.08 - "College" (2010)
Jack tries to find flaws in GE's latest microwaves. Liz joins a crew lottery, even though she's been warned against it. The writers learn Jack is the voice of an online dictionary.

8:30am
Two Guys and a Pillow 1.05
Parodies of insurance commercials...Your in good hands...Caveman/Wolfman
Are really buff chicks hot? For just one night?
Budweiser Rule #5: Sometimes you have to break the rules
Dream Bout: Clint Eastwood slugs it out with Charles Bronson
Best sit-com Mother /Daughter tandem?
Air Guitar - "The Warrior" Patty Smyth and Scandal
Do they really spit on your burgers?
Chuck Norris jokes

9:00am
American Pro Wrestling
Nov 20th 2010
**Welcome to the Proving Grounds**
Bout #1
Lance Storm defeated Cody Miller by pinfall
**Actor Todd Bridges was brought out by an enthusiastic Trishella Cantenalla who introduced Bridges as her friend. Bridges though said they may be frends, but that Trish needed to stop hanging out with bad influences like Nikki Crawford and Miss Hybrid. Trish was taken slightly aback when suddenly Wes Shivers hit the ring and laid out Todd Bridges from behind. He laid a beating on Bridges and then proclaimed thats what Bridges gets for wasting valuable airtime that could have been used for a Wes Shivers match instead. He then mocked Bridges by saying "what you talking about Willis".
Bout #2
Mentallo defeated Jack Hasse by pinfall
Bout #3
Nikki Crawford defeated Trishella Cantenalla by submission
**April Hunter was ref for this match, and made some questionable calls that seemed to favor Crawford. This brought out Women's champion Crystal Cunard who had words with Hunter until the "ref" slapped Cunard. Cunard challenged her to a match but Hunter said she was retired. Oh yeah, said Cunard, that would explain why you let yourself go! Hunter said she might not be wrestling anymore but she still has a better bod then Cunard who she called "cuntard" and challenged her to a posedown later tonight to let the fans decide.
Bout #4
Adam Windsor defeated Chris Jons by pinfall
**after the match Jons complained to the ref about Windsor using the ropes for leverage, only to be attacked from behind by Windsor. Jons though turned the tables on Windsor, only to be attacked again from behind this time by Windsor's new partner Raymond Bingham. A 2 on 1 beatdown was on until Steve Corino came out to rescue Jons.
**Corino and Jons asked for and were granted on the spot a match against Windsor and Bingham, but it won't be next week, it will be in two weeks at the 31st Anniversary Spectacular.
Hout #2
Bout #5
Kenny Omega defeated El Generico by pinfall in a battle of two fan favorites
**After the match Uriah appeared and layed out both men, totally unprovoked. Derek St Holmes got on the mic after and said the reason for their actions was these two loudmouths had been claiming this was a #1 contender's match. St. Holmes says neither man can hold a candle to the ultimate powerhouse Uriah.
**Posdown. The fans of course favored Crystal Cunard over the obnoxious April Hunter, but when her hand was to be raised, Hunter attacked Cunard from behind. After a vicious attack Hunter stood over the champ and called her overated, and announced she was coming out of retirement and would beat Cunard next week.
Bout #6
APW Tag Team Title Match
Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke defeated Buck Kake & El Camino by pinfall when Luke pinned Camino
[DiCaprio & Luke retained the APW Tag Team Titles]
**After the bout DiCaprio and Luke said this was not exactly what they meant by accepting challenges of former champions to prove they were the best. A prerecorded message then played on the big screen saying there was one legendary former champions that would be more then happy to come back and take on the champions, for one night, at the 31st Anniversary Spectacular. That team was none other then Team Extreme; Kit Carson & Kris Germany! The fans went nuts at the prospect of seeing this match in two weeks time.
**Todd Bridges returned to the ring to challenge Wes Shivers to a match at the 31st Anniversary show.
Main Event
Asp Evergreen & Jody Christmas defeated Eddie Chavez & Sabu by countout when Sabu's knee was taken out and he couldnt beat the 10 count back into the ring
**yes the team was actually Christmas Evergreen. (ha-ha). It was announced that Eddie Chavez woud be defending the heavyweight title against Asp Evergreen one more time at the 31st Anniversary show, while Sabu will challenge Jody Christmas for the TV belt as well in two weeks time.
**31st Anniversary Spectacular Line-up (so far)
APW Heavyweight title match: Eddie Chavez v Asp Evergreen
APW Television Title match; Jody Christmas v Sabu
APW Tag Team Title match; Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke v Kit Carson & Kris Germany
Todd Bridges v Wes Shivers
Chris Jons & El Camino v Raymond Bingham & Adam Windsor
Alicia v Annie Social (rematch from Fur Will Fly)

11:00am
NHL Hockey
Nov 19th, 2010
Washington Capitals 0 @ 5 Atlanta Thrashers

1:00pm
CSI 4.21 - "Turn of the Screws" (2004)
A roller coaster runs off its track, leaving six people dead. The CSI team investigates whether this was an accident or foul play. One of the deaths, however, is not what it seems, and this takes the case in an unexpected direction. Meanwhile, Catherine and Warrick investigate the death of a 13-year old girl whose body was dumped unceremoniously outside town.

2:00pm
Carl & Todd's Haunts 1.04 - "This Old House"
Every town has its famous haunted house, and this one is no exception. Besides looking for ghosts Carl & Todd look through books and documents to find out why people really think this old two story is posessed.

2:30pm
American Masters 24.07 - "LENNONYC" (2010)
The art of John Lennon and Yoko Ono and the couple's integration into the fabric of New York City.

4:30pm
Special; "WOW, The Women of Wrestling" (2010)
Chronicles the women champions of River City Wrestling, Mid-American Pro Wrestling, American Pro Wrestling
Hosted by Joe Aiello, Dawn Marie, & Crystal Cunard

7:30pm
Two Guys And a Pillow 1.06 - "In a van, down by the river" (2010)
Budweiser Rule #6 - "Yes women, Flushing the Toilet Does Count As Spring Cleaning"
Botox for guys?
Dream Match: Angelina Jolie v Brad Pitt (Singapore Pit Fight)
Yvonne Strahovski of Chuck...discuss
White Panel Van or Black Teardrop van?
Mentos and Coke?
The state of Public Access Television
Geeks playing Quidditch
Cosplay is just another word for LARP

8:00pm
American Pro Wrestling
Nov 27th 2010
**Welcome to the Proving Grounds**
Hour #1
Mentallo defeated Lance Storm by pinfall
Raymond Bingham defeated Steve Corino by pinfall
El Camino defeated J.D. McKay by pinfall
Uriah defeated El Generico by pinfall in 12 seconds
Hour #2
Jethro Holliday defeated Todd Bridges by countout when Bridges left the ring to stop Wes Shivers from threatening his friend and manager Trishelle Cantenella
APW Women's Title Match:
Crystal Cunard defeated April Hunter by disqualification when Deanna Conda and Nikki Crawford hit the ring to help Hunter
**post match Cunard vowed to bring two partners to the 31st anniversary show or fight all 3 alone
Main Event: Non-title match;
Eddie Chavez and Jody Christmas battled to a no-contest when the ref was knocked out, Asp Evergreen hit the ring, Sabu tried to help out but was quickly subdued because of his bad knee. Finally a huge return happened when "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who played and Jack Larkin walked to the ring. The wrestlers were so shocked to see the former APW owner, last seen fleeing to the Caribbean to get away from embezzlement charges, that they all just stopped and watched. Larkin said he was making his return next week to the 31st Anniversary show, and would be referring two stars that he made, Eddie Chavez and Asp Evergreen in the main event!!

10:00pm
Carl & Todd's Haunts 1.05 - "Unholy" (2010)
The boys spend the nights in the ruins of an old Catholic church reputed to be haunted by the ghost of a former Priest who went mad before dying. Supposedly his last acts were hoffific and crimes may have been covered up by the church and local sheriff.

10:30pm
Two Guys And A Pillow 1.07
Budweiser rule #7 - "Don't Drink and Bicycle"
Would you do Charlize Thereon as "Monster"
Dream match; Kate Gosselin v Jon Gosselin
Air Band; "You Give Love A Bad Name" Bon Jovi
Metrosexuals?
Bugging a lawyer friend who used to be a Star Trek geek
Why are some strip clubs dry?
Who get more girls, Quarterbacks or Guitar players?

11:00pm
American Pro Wrestling
31st Anniversary Special
December 4th 2010
Winnipeg Convention Centre
Winnipeg, Manitoba
Eddie Chavez defeated Asp Evergreen by pinfall to retain the APW Heavyweight title (Jack Larkin, special guest referee)
Jody Christmas defeated Sabu by countout to retain the APW Television title
Crystal Cunard, Lacey, & Rain defeated April Hunter, Deanna Conda & Nikki Crawford by pinfall
Donnie DiCaprio & Moses Luke defeated Kit Carson & Khris Germany by pinfall to retain the APW Tag Team Titles
Wes Shivers defeated Todd Bridges by pinfall
Uriah defeated Kenny Omega by pinfall in a #1 contenders match
Chris Jons &Steve Corino defeated Raymond Bingham & Adam Windsor by pinfall
El Generico defeated El Camino in an elimination points match 10.5 - 6.5
Mentallo won a 20-man battle royale last eliminating Sicodelica
Alicia defeated Annie Social by pinfall

2:00am
Movie: "the Dead Sleep Easy" (2007)
Ian Hodgkinson, Ana Sidel
A Mexican wrestler entangled with the mob seeks revenge after a group of Mexican migrants are massacred in a human smuggling ring.
3:30am
Two and A Half Men 5.16 - "Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" (2008)
Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.
guests; Jenny McCarthy, Robert Wagner

3:59am
short; "Speedy Gonzales" (1955) (7 min)


4:06am
short; "Tobasco Road" (1957) (6 min)
Speedy Gonazles

4:12am
short; "West of the Pesos" (1960) (6 min)
Sylvester Cat is a guard at a Mexican experimental laboratory where mice are confined for research

4:18am
short; "Chili Weather" (1963) (6 min)
Speedy Gonzales comes to help his starving friends gain access to the wealth of food inside a processing plant guarded by Sylvester Cat.

4:24am
short; "Nuts and Volts" (1964) (6 min)
Sylvester Cat turns to automation in hopes it will help him catch the fastest mouse in Mexico, Speedy Gonzales.

4:30am
Taxi 1.02 - "One-Punch Banta" (1978)
Tony knocks down a champion fighter in a sparring bout.

5:00am
NHL Hockey
Dec 10th 2010
Colorado Avalanche 4 @ 2 Atlanta Thrashers

7:00am

Dec 11 2010