Saturday, April 30th 2011

6:00am
Batman 1.25 - "The Joker Trumps an Ace" (1966)
The Joker returns to Gotham and perplexes our heroes with a myriad of odd crimes.


6:30am
Batman 1.26 - "Batman Sets The Pace" (1966)
Batman and Robin discover where the gas is found and track down the Joker and the Maharajah. Joker demands ransom money for the Maharajah only to be revealed to be the same person.


7:00am
The A-Team 2.01 - "Diamonds 'n' Dust" (1983)
The A-Team is hired by the daughter of a murdered diamond mine owner. Their assignment is to transport explosives to Zimbabwe, where they run into some violent mine owners.


8:00am
Power Play 1.10 - "Pucks the Size of Beach Balls" (1999)
Colleen and Brett are at odds when Brett wants to sell tickets to the luxury boxes but Colleen is desperate to keep profits down so that she will be more successful in selling the team to Bud Travis and move it to Houston.


9:00am
Dukes of Hazzard 4.12 - "Cletus Falls in Love" (1981)
Boss Hogg is upset when he is told that the state probation supervisor is coming to Hazzard to see how a good a job he's doing. In an attempt to impress him, Boss frames Bo and Luke for passing a bad check. Meanwhile, When Daisy thanked Cletus very closely for letting Bo and Luke off from a ticket - for once, Cletus thinks that Daisy loves him and acts very peculiar and loses his badge over it.


10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
April 23rd 2011
Hour #1
**Derek St. Holmes came out and called his protege and APW Heavyweight champion Uriah to the ring. He demanded that Uriah make a decision; him or Jessica Hatch. Just when it looked like Uriah was ashamed of his actions, Jessica Hatch came out in a tight skirt and top. She tried to persuade Uriah that St. Holmes was just using him, and that she really cared for him. Just when it looked like Uriah would succumb to her charms, Matt Willig came to the ring. He was furious with Jessica for using him last week, when he helped shield her from St. Holmes only to be attacked from behind by Uriah. Hatch told Willig that he never asked anything from him and that if he hadn't cheated in the first place and knocked out her real man, Uriah none of this would have happened. This brought St. Holmes back into the conversation which looked ready to explode. Summer Delin then came out and tried to soothe Willig telling him not be stupid like Uriah and to fall for Hatch's slutty antics. This caused a final erruption from Uriah who attacked Delin, causing Willig to have to save her. Commissioner Jack Larkin came to the ring and said the score would be settled tonight. A mixed tag match with Uriah and Jessica Hatch against Matt Willig and Summer Delin, with Derek St Holmes as the special guest referee.
Women's Tournament - Quarterfinal #3
Amy Bates defeated Rain by pinfall
**the 4th quarterfinal, Jessica Hatch v Annie Social was delayed until next week due to Hatch's involvement in tonight's main event
Non-title match:
Eddie Chavez & Asp Evergreen defeated Thaddeus Coleman & Ricky Foley by pinfall when Evergreen pinned Foley
**it looked like Chavez and Evergreen were on their way to victory when Grindhouse Barbie came down and interfered enough to give the tag champs the advantage. Jen England however, who lost to Barbie last week, came down for a little revenge and tripped up Foley to give the advantage back to the former champions. England and Barbie then had the obligatory cat fight.
Gregor Wynn defeated Steve Corino by countout
**Wynn got the err..win, but Corino got the moral victory when frustrated by their constant interference he fought through Ivan, Svetlana, and Katrina instead of trying to get back into the ring.
Mentallo defeated Jack Hasse by pinfall
Hour #2
Instant Replay Match
Collin Green defeated Raymond Bingham by pinfall after a springboard backelbow.
**Green gained the first fall in this match after about 10 minutes of hard action, but upon further review it was noticed that his foot was just parallel to the bottom rope when he made the pin on Bingham. The commentators noted that even if the ref had seen it chances are it would have been allowed. But upon review by the letter of the rules, the foot was under the ropes so the pin was not valid. This allowed Bingham a nice rest as well after having been beaten from pillar to post the last few minutes. However, later in the match Green used the rules to his own benefit. Having been soundly beaten for a few minutes he managed to roll through a bodypress attempt by Bingham and used a handfull of tights to get the pin. He must have known it would get reversed but he rested while the review went on, while Bingham foolishly went on a rampage that sapped most of his energy. Soon enough Green took control of the match again and picked up the clean pin.
April Hunter defeated Jody Christmas by disqualifiation when Christmas attacked Hunter with a steel chair
[Jody Christmas retained the APW Television Title]
**last week Christmas complained there was no more competition for his television title. April Hunter as assistant to commissioner and owner Jack Larkin promised him competition this week. Christmas was surprised when former women's champion April Hunter herself came out of retirement to provide that challenge. Maybe it was just the shock, or lack of preperation by the champ, but Hunter had him rattled all match long, and the champion had to save his title by getting intentionally disqualified.
Main Event
Mixed Tag Match; The women were only allowed to fight the other woman
Matt Willig had pretty good luck with his battles against Uriah. Part of this was due to Uriah's confusion with Derek St. Holmes and Jessica Hatch pulling him in two seperate directions. Jessica Hatch at first had success against Summer Delin, but when St. Holmes started to let Delin get away with questionable tactics the fans loved it and the match turned in her favor. When Hatch made a tag to Uriah St. Holmes would turn his back at the last second so as not to see it, then order Uriah out of the ring. Finally Uriah had seen enough and refused to leave, causing Willig to come in and the four did battle. But when St. Holmes tried to push Uriah out of the ring the Heavyweight champ chokeslammed his manager. Jack Larkin came down to the ring with some refs to restore order and dq'd Uriah for attacking a ref. Frustrated by what was transpiring Uriah took advantage to the confusion to grab Larkin around the throat and deliver a chokeslam to the owner.
Matt Willig & Summer Delin defeated Uriah & Jessica Hatch by disqualification for attacking the referee

noon
NFL Draft 2011
Apr 28th 2011
Highlites of the 1st round of the annual NFL draft

2:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 30th 2011
Boston Bruins  7 @  3 Philadelphia Flyers
[Bos leads series 1-0]


5:00pm
UFC 79: Nemesis
Dec 29th 2007
Las Vegas, Nevada
Georges St-Pierre d Matt Hughes
Chuck Liddell d Wanderlei Silva

7:15pm
The Office 7.22 - "Goodbye, Michael" (2011)

8:00pm
NHL Hockey Playoffs
Apr 30th 2011
Nashville Predators @ Vancouver Canucks

midnight
Movie: "The Cable Guy" (1996)
Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick
A lonely and disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences.


1:30am
Documentary; Full Color Football: The History of The American Football League - "War and Peace" (2009)
The league competes with the NFL for top college prospects; the creation of the Super Bowl.

2:30am
Documentary; Ghosts of Bataan (2005)

3:30am
American Pro Wrestling (R)
Apr 30th 2011

5:30am
Joker's Wild

6:00am