Saturday, May 14th 2011

6:00am
Batman 1.29 - "The Bookworm Turns" (1966)
The Bookworm stages a phoney assassination on the Commissioner and leaves a clue for them to solve. With the help of his moll Lydia, the Bookworm captures Robin who is tied to the Wayne Memorial Tower.

6:30am
Batman 1.30 - "While Gotham City Burns" (1966)
Batman must save Robin with only a cryptic clue to help, while Bookworm begins the final steps of his scheme.


7:00am
The A-Team 2.03 - "The Only Church in Town" (1983)
Face convinces the A-Team to take his case when he receives his fraternity pin in a package from Ecuador from a woman who disappeared from his life fifteen years earlier. When they arrive in Ecuador they learn that the entire village was captured by gangsters.



8:00am
Power Play 1.12 - "Dire Straits" (1999)
Todd can't help but second guess himself as Frank Duskey remains in a coma. Colleen and Brett go over the books and realise there is no way that they can keep the Steelheads alive unless they make some cuts, and decide that one of the team has to go.

9:00am
Dukes of Hazzard 4.14 - "Dukescam Scam" (1982)
Boss Hogg is arrested after Rosco thinks that he robbed his bank. Because of old debt owed to Boss, Jesse signs away the Duke farm to go his bail. But Boss just used this to pull a scam, jump bail and swindle the Dukes out of their property.

10:00am
American Pro Wrestling
May 14th 2011
Hour#1
Moses Luke defeated Wes Shivers by pinfall
Shivers was able to defeat Donnie DiCaprio last week but could not get past his tag partner this week in this battle of big men
Rulon Gardner defeated Mentallo by submission to a half-Boston crab
Same way he beat Raymond Bingham last week. The fans again got restless watching Garner's ground and pound style. After the match as Gardner's hand was raised in victory he was attacked from behind by Bingham his opponent last week. Bingham pounded on Gardner but soon Garnder made a comeback. But by then Mentallo was back to his feet and he helped Bingham in a two on one beat down.
Women's Championship Semi-Final Match
Amy Bates defeated Annie Social by pinfall after a full nelson slam
Rookie Amy Bates showed she is more then just a pretty face and a fit body. She looked like a true warrior.
Women's Championship Semi-Final Match
Grindhouse Barbie defeated Nikki Crawford by pinfall
Crawford controlled most of the match but as soon as Barbie got her first advantage of the match her nemesis Jenn England came out to complain to the ref. That distraction just allowed Barbie more opportunity to cheat so England tried to trip up Barbie, but the whip to the ropes was reversed and England tripped up Crawford instead. This was the final touch needed for Barbie to come up with an improbable win.
Hour #2
Gregor Wynn defeated Steve Corino in a lumberjack match after a reverse DDT
Wynn continued to show his preference in allowing others to do his work for him the Russian spent more time taking the match outside and getting the lumberjacks involved then he did trying to beat Corino. However, in the end he showed an explosiveness and viciousness to nail a series of 4 moves in about 15 seconds and stun the crowd.
APW Tag Team Title Match
Thaddeus Coleman & Rickey Foley (w/ Grindhouse Barbie) defeated Asp Evergreen & Eddie Chavez (/w Jenn England) by disqualification
[Coleman & Foley retained the APW Tag Titles]
For the second time tonight England made a bad decision to step in to try and stop cheating and this one cost her team a chance to win the tag titles. After the bout Eddie was very upset with England but Asp defended her. We've seen a woman come between these two men before,that time it was Asp's ex-wife Chyna. But before we could see final resolution on that play out Coleman, Foley, and Barbie attacked their advercaries from behind.
Main Event
Non-Title Match
First Blood Match
Matt Willig defeated Uriah by first blood
All others were banned from ringside, and the ref stayed out of the way as these two men battered and beat each other from pillar to post. When Uriah got a hold of the ringbell hammer the two rolled around and fought over it like a gun from a movie scene. Uriah kicked Willig hard in the crotch getting control of the hammer. But when he tried to bring down the hammer Willlig brough his forearm up to block the hammer. The two continued to brawl, and as if Willig's fight wasnt uphill enough he was now figting one handed, as it looked like his forearm was busted. Uriah began to beat Willig and throw him around the ring. He seemed to really be enjoying beating the living hell out of his opponent, and didnt notice when Willig took a chance to pull a turnbuckle cover off. A few seconds later Uriah was charging at Willig who stepped out of the way and put a drop toehold on the champ sending him head first into the exposed buckle. He came up bloodied and the ref awarded the match to Willig.
Uriah nailed Willig after the match though, and stepped on his hand. He made it obvious he was going to stomp on Willig's injured arm and do even more damage. But he paused as he saw his manager Jessica Hatch coming down to ringside. Before she could make it down to the ring though Summer Delin jumped her from behind, delivering a vicious bulldog on the floor. Uriah then left the ring and caught an unsuspecting Summer who was too busy taunting Hatch. Uriah prepared to chokeslam the girl, until owner Jack Larkin came out in a rare show of bravery waving him off and threatening suspensions and stripping of the title. It seemed to work as Uriah finally let go of Summer who collapsed to the ground holding her throat. But before Larkin could celebrate he was grabbed by the throat and the huge champion chokeslammed him on the hard ground.
 
noon
Cold Case 7.10 - "Iced" (2009)

1:00pm
Canadian Pickers

2:00pm
Friday Night Lights 5.05 - "Kingdom" (2010)
Coach discusses recruitment regulations. The Lions take a road trip. East Dillon's four stars make a pact. Julie's relationship becomes more complicated.
3:00pm
Rules of Engagement 5.23 - "The Power Couple" (2011)
Russell gets Timmy and to see if he can figure out why to Liz is attracted to the other man and not Russell. Jeff doesn't like the idea that Audrey is making almost the same amount of money as he does.



3:30pm
Breakout Kings 1.01 - "Pilot" (2011)
The U.S. Marshals form a special team of convicts that have previously escaped from prison to help track down other prison escapees. When three inmates escape from prison, the Marshals promise the new team a month off of their prison sentence for each capture.

4:30pm
UFC 81: Breaking Point
Feb 2, 2008  Las Vegas, Nevada
Antonio Noguiera defeated Tim Sylvia
Frank Mir defeated Brock Lesnar


7:00pm
NHL Playoffs
May 14th 2011
Tampa Bay Lightning 5 @ 2 Boston Bruins
[TB leads series 1-0]


10:00pm
Friday Night Lights 5.05 - "Kingdom" (2010)

11:00pm
MLB Baseball
May 14th 2011
Toronto Bule Jays  9  @  3  Minnesota Twins (11)

1:00am
Major League Lacrosse
Ottawa Nationals 10 @ 18  Denver Outlaws

3:00am
American Pro Wrestling (R)
May 14th 2011

5:00am
USFL Football
March 27th, 1983 (ABC)
Michigan Panthers 16 @ 22 Washington Federals (OT)

7:00am
USFL Football
July 17th, 1983 (ABC)
Championship Game
Michigan Panthers 24 v 22 Philadelphia Stars

9:00am