Wednesday, May 11th 2011

6:00am
MLB Baseball
May 9th 2011
Chicago White Sox  8  @  0  Los Angeles Angels

8:00am
MLB Baseball
May 10th 2011
Boston Red Sox  6  @  7  Toronto Blue Jays (10)

10:00am
Movie: "Bedazzled" (2000)
Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley
Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted 7 wishes by the devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul.

11:30am
British Bulldogs v Rock n Roll Express

11:39am
British Bulldogs v Fantastics
part 2

noon
The White Shadow 2.21 - "The Hitter" (1980)
Coach Reeves suspects that Gomez is being physically abused at home by his father, but has trouble getting him to admit it.


1:00pm
Rescue Me 2.02 - "Harmony" (2005)
In an effort to get more time off to search for his wife and kids, Tommy joins the new firehouse’s Barbershop Quartet. Meanwhile back at the old station, Lou and Chief Reilly conspire to get Tommy back, but the rest of the crew has grown fond of his replacement.


2:00pm
Rent-A-Goalie 1.01 - "The Arrivalist" (2006)
The boys are impressed with Cake when they learn that idol Tiger Williams has called Cake to book a goalie. However, Cake's life takes a turn for the worst when his one night stand returns.


2:30pm
South Park 1.01 - "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" (1997)
While waiting for the bus, Cartman relates a "dream" he had about being abducted and anally probed by aliens. Kyle's baby brother, Ike, drops by and Kyle plays "kick the baby" until the bus arrives. Then, Kyle and Stan witness aliens abducting Ike while they ride away on the bus. At school, Cartman starts farting flames, but continually denies any actual abduction. Even when an 80-foot satellite dish emerges from his anus, he does not believe. The aliens find the kids by using the satellite dish, Ike escapes the mothership, and Cartman is taken away, only to be ejected later.


3:00pm
The Border 1.13 - "Blowback" (2008)
Season Finale
When Kessler discovers a Croatian warlord living under Canadian protection, it brings back painful memories of the war in Bosnia.


4:00pm
Tour of Duty 1.17 - "Blood Brothers" (1988)
Retired Major General Goldman arrives by helicopter at Firebase Ladybird on a fact finding mission for Washington brass. Seeing another helicopter landing, he goes to greet and question Anderson and his soldiers about the mission they have just returned from. They later learn that the general is Goldman's father but it is clear when they meet that the two don't have a good relationship. They were estranged when Myron's mother died five years before and haven't spoken since. The Major general finds that his son's leadership methods appall him. Ruiz befriends a new man who joins the team, mainly because he is also a Hispanic. But the man manages to get himself killed due to his careless attitude. Dalby orders Goldman's men into an impossible attack which Myron refuses to go on. Zeke and Goldman realize that the new man was on dope and set out to cure the problem themselves.


5:00pm
Simon and Simon 4.08 - "Break A Leg, Darling" (1984)
Rick and A.J. are hired to investigate who is terrorizing a local theater's comeback. Making matters worse, the two stars of the show are divorced from each other.


6:00pm
High Incident 2.13 - "No Money Down" (1997)
7:00pm
Criminal Minds 6.03 - "Remebrance of Things Past" (2010)
When several women in Virginia are found murdered in a similar manner, SSA David Rossi reopens an unsolved cold case in Bristol that has haunted him for a quarter of a century because he believes the original killer, who is suffering from Alzheimer's Disease, might have returned.


8:00pm
Criminal Minds 6.23 - "Big Sea" (2010)
When the BAU is called to Florida after bodies are discovered buried in the ocean floor off the Jacksonville coast, the case hits home for Morgan because his aunt fears her missing daughter could be one of the victims.
9:00pm
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.11 - "Strays" (2011)
FBI Director Jack Fickler asks the Red Cell team to locate the estranged daughter of a friend of his, who is a federal judge.


10:00pm
Movie: "Women in Trouble" (2009)
Carla Gugino, Adrianne Palicki
A serpentine day in the life of ten seemingly disparate women: a porn star, a flight attendant, a psychiatrist, a masseuse, a bartender, a pair of call girls, etc. All of them with one crucial thing in common. Trouble.

11:30pm
The Office 7.23 - "The Inner Circle" (2011)
Deangelo creates an inner circle for his favorite employees, and the women notice it seems to be all guys.


midnight
Midnight Caller 3.01 - "The Class of 1980" (1990)
Devon hosts a "Bachelor Auction", with Jack as the main attraction and her college classmates show up to support her. When friends start turning up dead, Jack investigates. Only the evidence begins to lead him and the police to his new girlfriend, another classmate of Devon's.
1:00am
Hack 2.13 - "Double Exposure" (2004)
After Jamie and his friend Wilson are jumped by gay-bashing thugs and the beat cops are reluctant to take the crime seriously, Mike enlists Marcellus's help in obtaining reports of other assaults in the area to determine if the cops are failing to report hate crimes properly; Marcellus becomes concerned about the future of his marriage when he learns that Deborah has been seeing another man; Wilson is murdered after he recognizes one of his attackers, and Mike finally uncovers why the beat cops were reluctant to file complete reports that could point out patterns in the gay-bashings in their district.


2:00am
Criminal Minds 6.03 - "Remebrance of Things Past" (2010)


3:00am
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior 1.11 - "Strays" (2011)

4:00am
MLB Baseball
May 11th 2011
St. Louis Cardinals  4  @  11  Chicago Cubs

6:00am